The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[spacekowboy]

Sex hands.


Handsy sex.

I think I'm just too tired to think about anything else.

I don't see a problem with that.

You had me until the sandwich part.

PB & J then?

 

[Disgustipated]

Nice! I love Asics!

Me too! It was NB until I found Asics. They are absolutely the only shoe I can wear without my inserts from the box.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Me too! It was NB until I found Asics. They are absolutely the only shoe I can wear without my inserts from the box.

I was all about Asics and Saucony, but I almost exclusively run in Brooks now.

 

[Saint Peter]

How big are your feet?

12

Perfect in all ways.

 

[Wings]

12

Perfect in all ways.

Yours make mine seem dainty!

 

[spacekowboy]

It would be unseemly to brag.

 

[Wings]

Rawr!



business in the front

 

[Killswitch1]

Diggin Harley and the Davidsons.

 

[HarryHill]

you too? and the captions are fucked, how do they think motorcycle enthusiast's are going to understand the dialogue?

 

[spacekowboy]

Rawr!



business in the front

It's quite impressive.

 

[Wings]

It's quite impressive.

I know it!

 

[spacekowboy]

Some would call it legendary.

 

[Wings]

Epic even

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Yours make mine seem dainty!

Wait! Do you have smaller feet than me?!?

 

[Wings]

Wait! Do you have smaller feet than me?!?

Yep, one size smaller if I remember correctly.

 

[Disgustipated]

Unusually large?
Abnormally large?

What'd Sonny used to say?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Yep, one size smaller if I remember correctly.

I have (not too seriously) wondered about cosmetic foot reduction surgery, lol. One size smaller and shoes are easier to find. One size.

 

[Wings]

Unusually large?
Abnormally large?

What'd Sonny used to say?

I called it abnormal, he called it unusual.

 

[Killswitch1]

Yep, one size smaller if I remember correctly.

 

[Wings]

I have (not too seriously) wondered about cosmetic foot reduction surgery, lol. One size smaller and shoes are easier to find. One size.

I joke about cutting off my toes! It would make things so much simpler, other than walking and staying upright and running. Things other than those.

 

[Killswitch1]

I joke about cutting off my toes! It would make things so much simpler, other than walking and staying upright and running. Things other than those.

Ill buy them if you do. I can hang them on my mower handles next to my Mona barbie heads.

 

[Killswitch1]

We need to see these feet....in some stockings.

 

[Wings]

Ill buy them if you do. I can hang them on my mower handles next to my Mona barbie heads.

I'll keep that in mind, I'm sure the Mona heads would enjoy the company.

 

[Mrtenant]

Somebody say joke?

An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day. After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer." Another 20 minutes passes, and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips. The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."

 

[HarryHill]

excellent