The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[HarryHill]

im mightily confused with the recruiting

if there are only so many seats on the ship, why are you trying to get more people to join up?

..
there was a ship?

 

[Aglaopheme]

""Once a man like the sea I raged, once a woman like the earth I gave""

I got a small stereo and CD player from a neighbor, I am blasting the house! Well as blasting as it will go.

Next I am planning on hooking up my old stereo, that will be real blasting, Slug style

Slug style!?!?!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdli7ofTb21rqh2k2o1_500.jpg

 

[HarryHill]

The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Repent you Mothrfuckin Sinners

 

[lovetoread]

i like that title

 

[Aglaopheme]

I think I am a horrible sales person. I gave this lovely older woman a steal of a deal on an old copper sink, I was not even intending to sell, just because she was drawn to and had to touch some of my favorite bronze pieces that have just been laying around waiting for me. Like these pieces:

 

[trysail]

Well. I sat down with my plate of buffet food, it had been raining all day and we were outside. I dropped a bit of my Bombay potato but couldn't find it. Later when we were pissed up and yammering on I had my hand down the side of my thigh and thought I felt the wayward piece of spud. I picked it up to put on my plate and saw it was a fucking slug, screamed like a banshee and threw it up in the air. Guests were alarmed and gave me the dead eye and I felt sick for 35 minutes. Kept feeling it on my hand all night.

I'm still having nightmares and it's you're fault.





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[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Jennifer]

I don't understand the constant embarrassment emojis. Is it a self defense mechanism?

Your self esteem seems quite high.

 

[HarryHill]

I think I am a horrible sales person. I gave this lovely older woman a steal of a deal on an old copper sink, I was not even intending to sell, just because she was drawn to and had to touch some of my favorite bronze pieces that have just been laying around waiting for me. Like these pieces:

..
two candle pillars?

 

[HarryHill]

wtf is Bombay potato salad?

 

[Jennifer]

I hope it has gin in it.

 

[Aglaopheme]

..
two candle pillars?

Excellent question. They are both a bit of a mystery. I believe one set are incense burners missing their tops and the other set came from a substantial piece of furniture or more likely architectural pieces.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I hope it has gin in it.

I could go for a gimlet right about now.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I think I am a horrible sales person. I gave this lovely older woman a steal of a deal on an old copper sink, I was not even intending to sell, just because she was drawn to and had to touch some of my favorite bronze pieces that have just been laying around waiting for me. Like these pieces:

Sometimes you gotta let shit go.

Even when you love something if someone will love it more and pay you for the privilege of doing so then get that money.

My Datsun 510 and Ibanez Universe come to mind.

Otherwise you'll end up on Hoarders and nobody wants to be that person.

 

[Jennifer]

I could go for a gimlet right about now.

I'm pouring duty free gin into a tonic as I post this. Tax free Tangueray rules.

 

[raindancer]

No potato salad today.
Damn you, Petey.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Sometimes you gotta let shit go.

Even when you love something if someone will love it more and pay you for the privilege of doing so then get that money.

My Datsun 510 and Ibanez Universe come to mind.

Otherwise you'll end up on Hoarders and nobody wants to be that person.

I'm not nearing hoarder status, yet. I'm working on letting go of things I really like, and I'm getting better. For whatever reason, it seems easier to let go if I like the person buying it.

I'm pouring duty free gin into a tonic as I post this. Tax free Tangueray rules.

I am so coming over invitation or no!

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm not nearing hoarder status, yet.

 

[Disgustipated]

sm00tDr00opyDr0p was sort-of right.

Kevin Gates - Hard For

Dude can tell a story.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Ha! I said I am working on it. Maybe if you came over here and fondled my bronze you'd get your hands on those lamps.

 

[Saint Peter]

Ha! I said I am working on it. Maybe if you came over here and fondled my bronze you'd get your hands on those lamps.

I should not be talking smack. I spent all afternoon going thru boxes of garage stuff.

And someday I might NEED a water cooler connection for a mid 90's Miller TIG welder!

 

[BotanyBoy]

I'm not nearing hoarder status, yet. I'm working on letting go of things I really like, and I'm getting better. For whatever reason, it seems easier to let go if I like the person buying it.

Totally.

I'll sell near anything if the price is right, but my treasures have to go to the right people.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I should not be talking smack. I spent all afternoon going thru boxes of garage stuff.

And someday I might NEED a water cooler connection for a mid 90's Miller TIG welder!

It was the same over here, but more people saying we ought to keep that. I've no idea where the munchkins get it from.

 

[HoHoBomb]

 

[neci]

the order has been placed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eab_beh07HU