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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

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Wings said:
Oh pink, that sucks! I hope that Leo is found soon and that your repair is swift.
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We searched the property yesterday, Wings and no sign. We've searched the house too, always afraid we'd find that the smoke overtook him. So far no luck anywhere. I'm just scared.
 
Saint Peter said:
I am glad you are safe. I hope Leo is found soon.

Silver lining? New kitchen!
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Me too, Sweet Pete. I hope he finds his way home.


I'm alright, they made me go to the ER but I'm fine., just a lot overwhelmed.
 
jeezus, pink! thanks be you're safe, first and foremost. secondly, the pets are fine and leo will probably come back as soon as he knows it's safe :rose:


thirdly, the damage is limited and repairable.

how on earth did it happen?
 
butters said:
jeezus, pink! thanks be you're safe, first and foremost. secondly, the pets are fine and leo will probably come back as soon as he knows it's safe :rose:


thirdly, the damage is limited and repairable.

how on earth did it happen?
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It happened because I'm an idiot.


I forgot i had a pan on the stove and left the house. Now I can't live in my house and I might have killed my kitty.

Just so stupid.
 
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pink said:
It happened because I'm an idiot.


I forgot i had a pan on the stove and left the house. Now I can't live in my house and I might have killed my kitty.

Just so stupid.
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you're not stupid, pink, just made a mistake - and that makes you human just like everyone else. you won't ever do that again, will you? so you've learned from your mistake. it's those who don't learn that're stupid.
 
pointless said:
no, that's what it smelled like to me and as the person who was sprayed i gotta say that my opinion is the one that matters to me in this instance.

and on a sad note: i think he mostly blasted my shoes.

my favorite shoes. my red high top chuck taylor's.

also, fuck you, kittycat.
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.. tomato juice is known to reduce the smell, sorry your shoes were hit
 
Lady Lorilei said:
Baby doll! I had a piece of limoncello cake with raspberry drizzle while on vacation recently, and I thought of you. True story.
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My wife! I would have ordered the whole fucking cake with two forks.

spacekowboy said:
If I missed a sinny's cans posting while I was napping, I'm gonna be severely pissed.
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( . ) ( . )
Sorry, the girls are retired.

Brollyanna said:
I accidentally put on two pair of panties this morning and having a 100% warm ass has been surprisingly great. I might get dressed before coffee again.
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*win*

Phelia said:
^ me during every blowjob AMIRITE LADIES??

Just kidding, I :heart: blowjobs.
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HOW THE FUCK DO I KEEP MISSING YOU?

neci said:
iggy me now.
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No.
No.

HarryHill said:
holds up score card, 8.50

eh?
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I rate Aphro's ass a 10 forever and always.

Tinkersquash said:
They really are. My neighbour had a de-scented skunk named Rosebud and she was aggressively snuggly. Also, skunks have an adorable waddle (not to be confused with a wattle, which I think would look rather terrifying). They don't have skunks here in Denmark so I do get a bit excited if I happen to see one while I'm visiting my home state.

In other news, I think I'm going to need a special chair for class because the low seating yesterday wreaked havoc on my legs. Being tall is more often awkward than not, and leads to more problems than it solves.
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Tinks!
 
HarryHill said:
.. tomato juice is known to reduce the smell, sorry your shoes were hit
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thank you. thankfully, i have a shed full of stuff that can go ahead and stink for a bit. that is where my shoes are until the stink begins to dissipate.
 
pointless said:
fuckers suck at geography. spartanburg is east of greenville, goddamnit. maybe slightly northeast, but not north. stupid cunts.

and if the area is anything like it was back when i lived there it's either weirdos bullshitting or just a bunch juggalo morons being weird.
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:eek: an I.C.P. reference, break out the Faygo
 
Too many fucking assholes on here anymore. Blame the cockwads of douchery!
 
I'm going to punch every last one of them in their cocks.
Cockpunches by the bushel.
Step right up.
 
I'll have a bit of spending money this week.

Thinking about buying myself a new Xperia.

Anyone have one of the new ones?
 
Yeah, let's go punch some cocks!!
We are gonna need Neci and Pookie for backup, though.



I am supposed to be looking for a missing remote right now. The struggle is real.
 
I know pookie will get the job done. I'm worried neci will get distracted and start fondling balls.
 
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