The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[trysail]

Is that comparable to dengue fever? Because apparently if so it will kill you.

You may get to be a lovely mod after all! Just avoid mosquitoes.

Are you shittin' me?

It ain't even close.

Not the same pew. Not the same church.



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[Aglaopheme]

That was the best hunk of meat I have had in a while.

 

[spacekowboy]

You're welcome.

 

[pointless]

so now i smell kinda like a skunk. should've called animal control, but it was early and I was pissed that the fucker's left the poor, little shit in the trap all day and all night despite being informed of the situation yesterday morning. On the plus side, it seems to have mostly hit my clothes.

Oh well, no good deed goes unpunished.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I always think of this quote when someone thinks I need "rescued":

And I goddamn refuse to be dragon bait. I'm as capable of rescuing you as you are of rescuing me."
"I'm an outlaw, not a hero. I never intended to rescue you. We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.”
― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

 

[pointless]

just so you know: it (mostly) smells like a mix of really good weed and really bad onions.

 

[Jennifer]

Sometimes in the morning, you just have to cum.

And then grind for a while to extend the feeling.

And then cum again, maybe. But more leisurely this time, because the first cum was a bit rushed.

We may have fapped at the same time this morning. Twice.

 

[Saint Peter]

Greedy!

 

[Jennifer]

Fourgasms.

 

[butters]

oh great, and now i feel like a really bad person because i just made a 19 year old girl with adhd cry on the phone

seems she thought she was moving to the uk to stop for good and had her boxes all packed up ready and was flying here monday. thinks she was going to live with my autistic son either here or rent a flat together and just wanted the address to send her boxes to. god, i feel so awful despite all i've been going through sorting visas with america, neither of them realised she'd need one and she thought she was about to come over and start a new life. oh holy shit.

 

[Saint Peter]

threepete

 

[lovetoread]

i'm not good at being bad in games

i dont like being mean

 

[butters]

now it seems she has a thing on her passport which means she can stay for up to 6 months anyway already, so they're now seeing if she has enough funds to initially rent a flat with him before he can get the rent/council tax rebates he is entitled to as he is in receipt of his ESA and PIP benefits due to his autism.

my head is spinning and likey to take off....

 

[Aglaopheme]

I hope that works out well, Butters. Who are the "they"?

 

[trysail]

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[HarryHill]

I'd make a lovely model

.. That's you in the insurance commercial, right?

 

[HarryHill]

now it seems she has a thing on her passport which means she can stay for up to 6 months anyway already, so they're now seeing if she has enough funds to initially rent a flat with him before he can get the rent/council tax rebates he is entitled to as he is in receipt of his ESA and PIP benefits due to his autism.

my head is spinning and likey to take off....

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Oh, it's here too go to your room baby, lock the door

 

[HarryHill]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/148/234/f9e.gif
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hope it made it to the water okay

 

[deehere]

And I'm glad you're here.

I still dug it. Hi Pete!

Hi Deehere! That was such a wonderful thread. I miss it. I can report that Tortoise has been to visit here in Denmark and each time, his culinary prowess has left my loved ones talking and reminiscing long after he's gone. We still enjoy ticking each other's brainbuds on the regular. The most recent one that comes to mind is a Licorice & Fennel ice cream...

Glad to hear after all this time that you both have maintained that love for all things culinary. I recall his posts there were full of joy about providing yummy food for those he loved. Now licorice and fennel I never thought of putting together. Did it work?

 

[HarryHill]

just so you know: it (mostly) smells like a mix of really good weed and really bad onions.

..
not even close
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...01A931FD6ED959283BC201A931FD6ED95&FORM=VRDGAR

 

[silver gurl]

WTF?
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/creepy-south-carolina-clown-sightings-continue

 

[Disgustipated]

Pam Anderson, pR0n, and YOU.

 

[Indiesnob]

I want to be a mod.

 

[Phelia]

I want to be a mod.

Indiesmod. At least then you could have fixed the capitalization!

As usual, I am right about EVERYTHING.

 

[Saint Peter]

I want to be a mod.

You would not make a pimple on a real volunteer mod's ass!