The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[Bacigalupo]

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[spacekowboy]

I want a big tub of bubbles.
I want a big bottle of wine.
I want a big cock, inside of me.
I want.

Well I can give you two of those things...


Actually, my tub isn't that big.

 

[raindancer]

Your cock must be huuuuge to reach me, all the way over here.

 

[ryan8558]

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[Bookishleigh]

It's not exactly promising when your local drugstore is "out of" your newly prescribed migraine medication. When will Amazon have its own pharmacy?

 

[spacekowboy]

Your cock must be huuuuge to reach me, all the way over here.

It is best viewed from orbit.

 

[spacekowboy]

The waiting in this joint is always the worst...

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[trysail]

..
You should schedule a death match

Now that's a thought.

I'll tell you one thing. It makes you reflect on how tough it would be to do this for a living.

That's not to say that I think those folk deserve to get paid what they are but it makes you appreciate that it's no different than going to work everyday. It's a job.


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[BotanyBoy]

I happen to enjoy my conversations with you, even when we disagree.

And obviously I'm not looking to "lit" fuck you.

Thanks Fermi! and it's all good.

Well, I'm super picky about who I lit fuck and I'm not open to applications at this moment.

But still, he talks a good game politically.

Sau'll good!!

See Smoot doesn't think asexuals are real, he thinks I'ms scared of pussy because I'd just rather not deal with that dumpster fire in my life.

 

[Not Normal]

They really are. My neighbour had a de-scented skunk named Rosebud and she was aggressively snuggly. Also, skunks have an adorable waddle (not to be confused with a wattle, which I think would look rather terrifying). They don't have skunks here in Denmark so I do get a bit excited if I happen to see one while I'm visiting my home state.

In other news, I think I'm going to need a special chair for class because the low seating yesterday wreaked havoc on my legs. Being tall is more often awkward than not, and leads to more problems than it solves.

Good to see you posting.

 

[trysail]

(required reading for Fata)


Can Cute Virtual Reality Spiders Help Reduce Arachnophobia ?



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Mette Marie Lei Lange from Denmark faces her fear of spiders via the Itsy virtual reality app.

...Itsy, a Samsung Nordic Virtual Reality app, is meant to help significantly reduce spider fear in three hours. Developed by William Hamilton and tested in cooperation with psychologists at Stockholm University, Itsy takes techniques borrowed from cognitive behavioral therapy, or CBT, transports them into a gamelike VR environment, and introduces viewers to animated spiders that slowly become more realistic...

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[ryan8558]

I'm saying no, cause Fata will throw that thing across a room faster than you can spit.

 

[Not Normal]

I'm saying no, cause Fata will throw that thing across a room faster than you can spit.

This.

 

[Saint Peter]

I always cry at weddings.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'd throw it in Trysail's face for even suggesting it. Madness!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I always cry at weddings.

Me too. With fucking boredom.

 

[Saint Peter]

Me too. With fucking boredom.

The only thing to look forward to is the shitty food.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The only thing to look forward to is the shitty food.

The only thing to look forward to is getting home and taking your bra off.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Although I went to a mate's wedding two years ago and she had the best pulled pork on the buffet.

I also threw a slug in the air.

 

[Saint Peter]

The only thing to look forward to is getting home and taking your bra off.

Release the hounds!

I also threw a slug in the air.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Release the hounds!

Dan & Little Ann.



Well. I sat down with my plate of buffet food, it had been raining all day and we were outside. I dropped a bit of my Bombay potato but couldn't find it. Later when we were pissed up and yammering on I had my hand down the side of my thigh and thought I felt the wayward piece of spud. I picked it up to put on my plate and saw it was a fucking slug, screamed like a banshee and threw it up in the air. Guests were alarmed and gave me the dead eye and I felt sick for 35 minutes. Kept feeling it on my hand all night.

 

[trysail]

Although I went to a mate's wedding two years ago and she had the best pulled pork on the buffet.

I also threw a slug in the air.

A slug ? A slug ??

*vomiting sound*
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Are you serious ?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Slug_in_VanDusen_Botanical_Garden.jpg/640px-Slug_in_VanDusen_Botanical_Garden.jpg

Jeebus. Those things are far nastier than any spider.


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[Fata Morgana]

A slug ? A slug ??

*vomiting sound*
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Are you serious ?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Slug_in_VanDusen_Botanical_Garden.jpg/640px-Slug_in_VanDusen_Botanical_Garden.jpg

Jeebus. Those things are far nastier than any spider.


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I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING POTATO, MAN.

 

[Saint Peter]

Dan & Little Ann.



Well. I sat down with my plate of buffet food, it had been raining all day and we were outside. I dropped a bit of my Bombay potato but couldn't find it. Later when we were pissed up and yammering on I had my hand down the side of my thigh and thought I felt the wayward piece of spud. I picked it up to put on my plate and saw it was a fucking slug, screamed like a banshee and threw it up in the air. Guests were alarmed and gave me the dead eye and I felt sick for 35 minutes. Kept feeling it on my hand all night.

I had a meeting today with a rather heavy man. He was picking at his teeth while I was talking. HE obviously found something tasty in there because he dislodged it, chewed on it a bit more, and swallowed.