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The kids are in school, the fella took the day off from work. Breakfast and chill sounds like a great way to kick off our anniversary. 
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The kids are in school, the fella took the day off from work. Breakfast and chill sounds like a great way to kick off our anniversary.
Nice! Enjoy your day, Agla.
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Longer. And I would guess you paid to drink.
That's worse than a job!!!
Now if you were paid to drink, whole different situation.
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Longer. And I would guess you paid to drink.
That's worse than a job!!!
Now if you were paid to drink, whole different situation.
It cost me 5 bucks.
Most of the drinkers there like to buy rounds for the bar. That's not really a tradition I have embraced.
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Cool! better than a job then. and then there's the camaraderie of being around people who want to spend THEIR money.
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No, you'll just have to go untagged until you're put down.
Radiohead
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Also, Harry potter was written by a ten year old, and they matured to 12 during it.
Good books make good plays make good films etc. See Closer for going from play to film.
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also, there's a skunk behind my house.
in a trap.
looking very, very sad.
it makes me feel bad, but i'm not letting it out.
because it's a fucking skunk and i'm not a moron.
oddly, it doesn't seem to stink all that much which is surprising because i've smelled the fuckers dozens of times, but have never been close enough to see one more than once before and even then i smelled the fucker before i saw them. perhaps the little guy is out of stink juice. i don't know, but i'm still not risking it.
in a trap.
looking very, very sad.
it makes me feel bad, but i'm not letting it out.
because it's a fucking skunk and i'm not a moron.
oddly, it doesn't seem to stink all that much which is surprising because i've smelled the fuckers dozens of times, but have never been close enough to see one more than once before and even then i smelled the fucker before i saw them. perhaps the little guy is out of stink juice. i don't know, but i'm still not risking it.
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The kids are in school, the fella took the day off from work. Breakfast and chill sounds like a great way to kick off our anniversary.
Congratulations! Enjoy the day.
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Cover it with a blanket and transport it in a pickup miles away.
Or just let it out of the trap after you cover it.
pointless
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you guys get that someone else set the trap for it, right? it was actually meant for the woodchucks that live around here. anyway, people have been informed. hopefully someone with experience will get off their lazy asses soon and help the poor bugger out.
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I'm still hungry and all this tropical rain is going to sweep me away.
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sorry didn't know someone else set the trap. even if it's on another's property our animal control can go there because the animal is trapped. they kind of view it as an inhumane situation. they would remove the animal and probably ticket the trapper.
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yep, they will definitely be ticketed. apparently that's just what happens even with the woodchucks because they're not a threat.
even though they kinda are. just not a serious one.
skunks, however, are not. they're just annoying because they stink and stuff.
which is sad, because it's really quite adorable.
even though they kinda are. just not a serious one.
skunks, however, are not. they're just annoying because they stink and stuff.
which is sad, because it's really quite adorable.
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So is Noob Thrope cos he keeps bumping his threads?
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Is it! Why is he bumping that cunt's shitty threads.
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They really are. My neighbour had a de-scented skunk named Rosebud and she was aggressively snuggly. Also, skunks have an adorable waddle (not to be confused with a wattle, which I think would look rather terrifying). They don't have skunks here in Denmark so I do get a bit excited if I happen to see one while I'm visiting my home state.
In other news, I think I'm going to need a special chair for class because the low seating yesterday wreaked havoc on my legs. Being tall is more often awkward than not, and leads to more problems than it solves.
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Yes. And hi, and welcome back, Tinker.
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Hey there. Good to see you, and thanks
I remember my first trans-continental flight. My knees caught on the back of the seat in front of me so that my feet were dangling. Panic ensued. A very kind gentleman seated behind the bulkhead agreed to change seats with me. If only we could stow -let's say from knee to toe- in the overhead baggage, all would be well. I hope you are well
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Hey there. Good to see you, and thanks
I hope you are well
I'm living.
My first flight was all the way over, and when if you were out of your seat you were a terrorist. Next flight they werent that bad, and I spent 8 hours chatting up the flight attendants down the back cause I couldnt sit in the midget seats that long.
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