What's Your Kryptonite?

[Wild_Honey_66]

Will you be my Lit girlfriend? I think you understand me.

I'm pretty sure if he read to me out of a textbook I would squirt.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Men in glasses - who use big words.

Seconded! Nothing hotter than a guy in glasses. Add some stubble, height, and intelligence and I'm toast.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Seconded! Nothing hotter than a guy in glasses. Add some stubble, height, and intelligence and I'm toast.

Can we share? Because you know I have a total girl crush on you - and the man you just described.

What is it about a five o'clock shadow that just makes me wet?

 

[ydahecnot]

Adjusting my glasses and ruminating about the promotional exigencies of my line of textbooks, which will be the culmination of my renaissance

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Hang on ladies, I'm taking notes...skip shave day, get text books and shoe lifts. Also hit the Lenscrafters...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Can we share? Because you know I have a total girl crush on you - and the man you just described.

What is it about a five o'clock shadow that just makes me wet?

The thought of the clit tickle?

Crush reciprocated

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Adjusting my glasses and ruminating about the promotional exigencies of my line of textbooks, which will be the culmination of my renaissance

Oh, c'mon, you can get bigger than that

 

[ydahecnot]

With prestidigitation, I will carry out my circumnavigation despite my anti-intuitiveness

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Adjusting my glasses and ruminating about the promotional exigencies of my line of textbooks, which will be the culmination of my renaissance

Hang on ladies, I'm taking notes...skip shave day, get text books and shoe lifts. Also hit the Lenscrafters...

/hard swoon!

 

[Bookishleigh]

The thought of the clit tickle?

Crush reciprocated

Ugh, that is EXACTLY what it is. The roughness against the smooth (for those of us who wax/shave).

Damn - Now I want to go through my phone and be like, you free? You promise not to talk and fuck it up? Sweet - come over.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

With prestidigitation, I will carry out my circumnavigation despite my anti-intuitiveness

He can do this alllll night.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ugh, that is EXACTLY what it is. The roughness against the smooth (for those of us who wax/shave).

Damn - Now I want to go through my phone and be like, you free? You promise not to talk and fuck it up? Sweet - come over.

You can borrow my husband anytime.
He is tall, smarter than I, and wears glasses when I ask nicely.
Plus, stubble...

 

[ydahecnot]

He can do this alllll night.

Though there comes a time when short words, or fragments of words, are preferred

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Though there comes a time when short words, or fragments of words, are preferred

Stifled moans are my favorite

 

[ydahecnot]

You can borrow my husband anytime.
He is tall, smarter than I, and wears glasses when I ask nicely.
Plus, stubble...

If your husband is a handyman, can I borrow him for a couple of repairs?

 

[makemewet69]

A hairy chest/belly

 

[ydahecnot]

Stifled moans are my favorite

Mmmfff?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If your husband is a handyman, can I borrow him for a couple of repairs?

For sure. He's incredibly handy, but so am I

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Body hair. I love to run my fingers through a hairy chest. Cradle a hairy scrotum. Nibble on a hairy lap.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Actual Kryptonite is my Kryptonite. Because you see ladies...there's something I have to tell you...

*slowly removes glasses as the John Williams score swells*

 

[ydahecnot]

For sure. He's incredibly handy, but so am I

OK, I'll give you the hammer

 

[Bookishleigh]

Body hair. I love to run my fingers through a hairy chest. Cradle a hairy scrotum. Nibble on a hairy lap.

THIS!!! The cop I dated (and the ex "whatever") shaved their chests. To me that's just unnatural. I like to be able to lie my head against a chest in breathe in the scent, feel it against me when.....well, you know.

I "groom" for the pleasure of my partner so if they want full wax, that's what I do. If they want partial, that's what I do. If they want full, well, I'll manage it.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

The trick for 'scaping is to trim and not fully shave. Except for around the shaft, balls and taint. Chest I trim for my own comfort but it's never totally gone.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Though there comes a time when short words, or fragments of words, are preferred

Ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

A hairy chest/belly

Body hair. I love to run my fingers through a hairy chest. Cradle a hairy scrotum. Nibble on a hairy lap.

Yesssss