The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[Bookishleigh]

I honestly love the garden tub! I hope you find your e-book. I guess I am behind the times but they came out with a water-proof addition. A must need!

Perhaps if I don't find mine it will be my excuse to get the waterproof one!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Um, no....a 7.

No offense but it looked like my shoe size.

 

[silver gurl]

Perhaps if I don't find mine it will be my excuse to get the waterproof one!

Mine get wacky with the steam. I think we both have an excuse!

No offense but it looked like my shoe size.

Small penis?

 

[pete]

I don't know if tonight can get much better...

what book is that?

 

[Wings]

Holy shit my body hurts.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Mine get wacky with the steam. I think we both have an excuse!


Small penis?

This dick A1. I can make a mummy moan.

 

[silver gurl]

This dick A1. I can make a mummy moan.

Most guys say that. I really never have heard a man claim his "penis is small". a

 

[smoothg103rd]

Most guys say that. I really never have heard a man claim his "penis is small". a

You haven't realized yet? I'm not most guys. One of a kind.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I just spent 9 hours at the bar drinking. It's almost like a job.

 

[HarryHill]

Marble Machine Amazing

 

[Adjudicator]

No offense but it looked like my shoe size.

Do you happen to wear a ladies' size 9, then?

You're a little fella. I didn't realize that. It must be why you strut like a peacock around here. Making up for something?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Do you happen to wear a ladies' size 9, then?

You're a little fella. I didn't realize that. It must be why you strut like a peacock around here. Making up for something?

I wear a 9 1/2 in men. And I'm not making up for shit

 

[TwinkleStars]

I needed to make a new avatar...

I'm just here to view her ass....I mean vote!!! Yeah, vote....mmhmm, yep.

 

[Adjudicator]

I wear a 9 1/2 in men. And I'm not making up for shit

Okay. We totally believe you.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Okay. We totally believe you.

Don't give a fuck if yall don't.

 

[Bookishleigh]

what book is that?

The Westing Game - it came very highly recommended for those people who liked the movie clue. After reading Helter Skelter I needed something light and funny.

I'm halfway through it already and it's pretty entertaining. It's a very short book.

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[Bookishleigh]

Fuck him ^^^^^. Fuck him in his stupid face.

But honestly, the ONLY good thing about that whole debacle is that there is potential change in the law making it a felony offense with the requirement to serve time when you engage in sexual activity with someone who cannot give consent:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/29/polit...-prison-unconscious-intoxicated-brock-turner/

And give me five minutes alone with this fucktard and a baseball bat.

 

[spacekowboy]

The Westing Game - it came very highly recommended for those people who liked the movie clue. After reading Helter Skelter I needed something light and funny.

I'm halfway through it already and it's pretty entertaining. It's a very short book.

Are there lots of pictures? I only read books worth lots of pictures.

 

[BotanyBoy]

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Both cases are a prime example of Democrat winning!!!

 

[pete]

I wear a 9 1/2 in men. And I'm not making up for shit

9 1/2 is cool.
prolly wasn't hard to find tap shoes in that size

The Westing Game - it came very highly recommended for those people who liked the movie clue. After reading Helter Skelter I needed something light and funny.

I'm halfway through it already and it's pretty entertaining. It's a very short book.

sounds interesting, i'll have to check it out.
but can i read it on the couch, or do i have to be in a bubble bath ?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Are there lots of pictures? I only read books worth lots of pictures.

You just made me think of one of the lines in my favorite book:

“And what is the use of a book," thought Alice, "without pictures or conversation?”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

But I can provide pictures, if that's what it takes.

 

[smoothg103rd]

9 1/2 is cool.
prolly wasn't hard to find tap shoes in that size

Who the fuck wear tap shoes? Think I'm Tupac?

 

[BotanyBoy]

9 1/2 is cool.
prolly wasn't hard to find tap shoes in that size

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2376030/hyde-laughing-o.gif

 

[smoothg103rd]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2376030/hyde-laughing-o.gif

Shut ya punk ass up