Interviews of Former Forum Members and Why They Left

[GrandpaBill]

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Interviewer says, "Why did you leave the Literotica forum?"

Former forum member replies, "I left because they made fun of me and said that I'm short and balding. Everyone agreed and laughed. It reminded me of being back in elementary school when I was bullied."

 

[Adjudicator]

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Interviewer says, "Why did you leave the Literotica forum?"

Former forum member replies, "I left because they made fun of me and said that I'm short and balding. Everyone agreed and laughed. It reminded me of being back in elementary school when I was bullied."

Are we to guess the former forum member who said that?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Dishrag1

 

[GrandpaBill]

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Interviewer says, "Why did you leave the Literotica forum?"

Former forum member replies, "I don't want to talk about it. Leave me alone."

 

[GrandpaBill]

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Interviewer says, "Why did you leave the Literotica forum?"

Former forum member replies, "I left because they called me an attention whore and troll after making only ten posts."

 

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Dishrag1

I was actually well thought of in school. Genuinely so, silly.
Although I bet you thought you were too, given your personality.

 

[Emerson40]

Apparently, some of the exit interviews may have been done with those still currently pisting.




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[Aglaopheme]

I was actually well thought of in school. Genuinely so, silly.
Although I bet you thought you were too, given your personality.

May I have a traslator please? Someone's been day drinking at 4:00am in the afternoon again.

 

[GrandpaBill]

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Interviewer says, "Why did you leave the Literotica forum?"

Former forum member replies, "I don't recollect every being a member."

Interviewer says, "Are you sure? Our records show that you were."

Former forum member replies, "Maybe I was. Maybe I wasn't. It really doesn't matter. Next question please."

 

[Conager]

Can you give an estimate as to when we can expect you to become a former forum member? Thanks in advance.

 

[GrandpaBill]

Can you give an estimate as to when we can expect you to become a former forum member? Thanks in advance.

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Blow it out your ass.

 

[Curmudgeonly]

Did someone leave the gate to tbe playground ajar. . .again?

 

[GrandpaBill]

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Interviewer says, "Why did you leave the Literotica forum?"

Former forum member replies, "What? I'm still a member."

Interviewer says, "My apology. Anyway, why are you here?"

Former forum member replies, "To pick up young chicks sitting in the Literotica park. There is one now. I think she likes me."

 

[GrandpaBill]

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She accepted my flower. I think there is a romance in the near future.

 

[GrandpaBill]

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Let all those young girls of Literotica know that I'm wealthy and available.

 

[GrandpaBill]

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[LIVINRFANTASIES]

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Interviewer says, "Why did you leave the Literotica forum?"

Former forum member replies, "I don't want to talk about it. Leave me alone."

Because they teased me for eating bananas in public

 

[GrandpaBill]

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[LIVINRFANTASIES]

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Interviewer says, "Why did you leave the Literotica forum?"

Former forum member replies, "I left because they made fun of me and said that I'm short and balding. Everyone agreed and laughed. It reminded me of being back in elementary school when I was bullied."

In elementary school you had hair but were still short, ugly, and fat.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

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Interviewer says, "Why did you leave the Literotica forum?"

Former forum member replies, "I left because they called me an attention whore and troll after making only ten posts."

Besides you kept posting fake tit pictures and said they were yours.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

I was actually well thought of in school. Genuinely so, silly.
Although I bet you thought you were too, given your personality.

Yes but tell all the boys and girls what they were thinking.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

May I have a traslator please? Someone's been day drinking at 4:00am in the afternoon again.

Sorry............... non-english speaker

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

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Interviewer says, "Why did you leave the Literotica forum?"

Former forum member replies, "I don't recollect every being a member."

Interviewer says, "Are you sure? Our records show that you were."

Former forum member replies, "Maybe I was. Maybe I wasn't. It really doesn't matter. Next question please."

You must have me mixed up with my husband, the Literotica King. My records are confidential.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

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Blow it out your ass.

Watch it Grandpa or she'll blow it up your little penis while smoking the cigarettee.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Did someone leave the gate to tbe playground ajar. . .again?

The playground is open wide for old perverts to stare at little girls and talk about Literotica. I did leave my car door AJAR