Flirty banter and other pleasures

[MattWolf]

I'm a well-maintained Englishman, 41, looking for a woman (a lass, a girl) for some mutually satisfying virtual exchanges. We can find out if we please each other, if we float each other's boat, if we tickle each other's fancy, and have a bit of fun along the way.

PM me, say hello.

 

[MattWolf]

Anyway fine friendly female looking for some company?

 

[MattWolf]

Anybody up in the world... ?

 

[fishyfingers]

Anybody up in the world... ?

Given the rotational nature of the world, there is always bound to be someone up. Whether they are on Lit and whether they want to chat are totally separate matters though.

Sorry, just being a shit-stirrer - it's that kind of day!

 

[MattWolf]

Given the rotational nature of the world, there is always bound to be someone up. Whether they are on Lit and whether they want to chat are totally separate matters though.

Sorry, just being a shit-stirrer - it's that kind of day!

True in both instances. The roundness of the world is always worth remembering.

 

[fishyfingers]

True in both instances. The roundness of the world is always worth remembering.

Quick, how do I take a screen cap.... I think I used logic and reason in a post and someone agreed with it I don't think my day can get any better now! I should just quit while I'm ahead...

 

[MattWolf]

Quick, how do I take a screen cap.... I think I used logic and reason in a post and someone agreed with it I don't think my day can get any better now! I should just quit while I'm ahead...

Now because of the roundness of the round world I don't know if that is a fine achievement at the end of your day (in which case you can go to sleep with a good consciences of having achieved something) or it is at the beginning (in which case you are going to have to work hard to top it later on...)

Either way, I'm always happy to agree with things that are correct. Send me more.

 

[fishyfingers]

Haha! It's mid-afternoon, so it probably is the high point for my day!

 

[MattWolf]

Haha! It's mid-afternoon, so it probably is the high point for my day!

Kind of useful all these different time zones, means somebody somewhere is pretty much always probably up and horny. Now, if only they'd like to be up and horny with me...

 

[fishyfingers]

Kind of useful all these different time zones, means somebody somewhere is pretty much always probably up and horny. Now, if only they'd like to be up and horny with me...

Lol, I'd say it's a given that there is alway at least one person "up and horny" - but a high proportion of them are probably male

 

[Bustins]

Lol, I'd say it's a given that there is alway at least one person "up and horny" - but a high proportion of them are probably male

that may be true, but don't discount the few ladies of lit..

 

[fishyfingers]

that may be true, but don't discount the few ladies of lit..

No sane person would

 

[Stroke4Uladies]

that may be true, but don't discount the few ladies of lit..

That's for dam sure. Especially if they look like this lady

 

[MattWolf]

that may be true, but don't discount the few ladies of lit..

Nor the self proclaimed sluts of Lit.

 

[MattWolf]

Seriously seeking smart sensual sexy selfconfessed slut.

 

[LadyJS]

Seriously seeking smart sensual sexy selfconfessed slut.

I refuse to even attempt to say that three times fast

 

[MattWolf]

I refuse to even attempt to say that three times fast

Oh, LadyJS, if you try and wrap your tongue around it then it will come easily.

 

[MattWolf]

Oh, LadyJS, if you try and wrap your tongue around it then it will come easily.

Call me immodest, declare that I'm blowing my own trumpet (if only), but I thought the quality innuendo in that reply of mine deserved at least some recignition!

 

[MattWolf]

Just one self indulgent bump. Drop me a pm to say hi.

 

[MattWolf]

As the days grow shorter and the nights longer, I find I get oddly hornier.

 

[dumbeg4]

I do love your phrase " flirty banter". It deserves better.

 

[MattWolf]

I do love your phrase " flirty banter". It deserves better.

It does doesn't it. (Although Brits will recognise it as semi stolen from a slightly naff TV channel so I can't claim all the credit.)

 

[dumbeg4]

Thought perhaps inspired by Peaky Blinders.

 

[MattWolf]

Thought perhaps inspired by Peaky Blinders.

That is what I should have said.

 

[MattWolf]

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