The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[pink]

I must have stole your cheer! I'm practically skipping down the halls at work and considering I forgot to put on a bra this morning is pretty dangerous.

How do you forget to put on a bra?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Wings]

How do you forget to put on a bra?

The dress I have on requires me to wear a white lacy undershirt and in my hurry this morning I just put on the camisole and my dress. Not until I was on the road that I felt my nipples tell me they weren't constrained.

 

[butters]

I had two of today's five coffees at the hairdresser's after she told me it was only sixteen Sunday's until Christmas, and was I starting to get ready.
no.
Christmas is fantastic, but it's CHISTMAS, and before then there are lots of equally fantastic things to enjoy and immerse ourselves in.

I am still drinking fm a flamingo straw, there is harvest still on going, and then it's going to be all things autumnal and hallowed, ( Apple cakes and dumplings, pumpkin soups and pasta, the first fires of the season and the cosy long nights and ,mists and captured glimpses of deer and hedgehog weighing and mulching the garden and planting bulbs. The woollen clothes coming out and wrapping up.

There is a lot to get to before I start thinking about Christmas.

a girl after my own heart. there's a magic in the flow of seasons, and autmn's my personal favourite so long as it's not a mundane, mild, grey blanket cutting out the sun but not affording any mists and sparkly cobwebs in the garden

In that case I'm going to get bag of Babybels and push my fingers through them like rings. Crank this puppy up a bit.

kiknky bitch (edit: kiknky - kinky - same/same)


i have camembert

 

[spacekowboy]

How do you forget to put on a bra?

Shhh.... just enjoy the show.

 

[trysail]

I'd have a red wax ball the size of a small automobile, if all the wax shells of consumed babybels had been saved in my house.

My kids love those feckin' cheese pucks.

I do too.


It's only the expense and the health consequences that keeps me from sitting around all day eating that stuff.




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[butters]

Damn this conversation. It got so much colder I have had to come and put my long underwear on. IN AUGUST. I am pleased that you will be more comfortable Fata, so I hope it's followed the same trend with you!

been warm as anything again here today - school thermometer always reads at least 4C higher than the surrounding area and it read 33 at 12.30 today, down to 29 by 4.40.
certainly wish it were cooler because my most comfortable footwear for work is too hot in the high temperatures, so i end up wearing cooler but less supportive shoes for being on my feet and up and down stairs all day and it kills my feet.

 

[raindancer]

Yep, I ate a Hot Pocket, like a 10 year old.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I must have stole your cheer! I'm practically skipping down the halls at work and considering I forgot to put on a bra this morning is pretty dangerous.

I feel like the grinch today - embrace the bitterness.


But I would pay to see you skip down the hall in no bra.

 

[spacekowboy]

Miguel's Jr.



It's the bees fucking knees.

 

[raindancer]

No more chocolate or beer! My ass needs its own zip code.

Ok, well maybe one beer, now and again.

 

[eyerami]

It's hilarious when an av aims for camel toe...

...yet simply exposes kangaroo pouch.

 

[spacekowboy]

No more chocolate or beer! My ass needs its own zip code.

Ok, well maybe one beer, now and again.

Two birds, one stone.

http://www.theperfectlyhappyman.com/uploads/youngs-double-chocolate-stout.jpg

 

[raindancer]

Chocolate stout makes me creamy, on the insides.

 

[spacekowboy]

Chocolate stout makes me creamy, on the insides.

*faps*

 

[butters]

Two birds, one stone.

http://www.theperfectlyhappyman.com/uploads/youngs-double-chocolate-stout.jpg

<-- one bird, one hair do

 

[TwinkleStars]

<-- one bird, one hair do

That's one hell of a hair do. Iffen ya need a brush, I have one you can use.

 

[butters]

That's one hell of a hair do. Iffen ya need a brush, I have one you can use.

you should see my chicken thighs ... well, maybe not

 

[Fata Morgana]

Good god. Apparently Charles Laughton used to get blokes to shit in his sandwiches. Had a massive scat fetish.

And there's a rumour Kirk Douglas raped a young Natalie Wood but her mother hushed it up.

 

[butters]

Good god. Apparently Charles Laughton used to get blokes to shit in his sandwiches. Had a massive scat fetish.

And there's a rumour Kirk Douglas raped a young Natalie Wood but her mother hushed it up.

jeezus kriste! i suppose that'd account for his inimitable expression

heard that, many years back. guess we'll never know the truth.

and the investigations into Cliff Richard are to be re-examined

 

[Fata Morgana]

jeezus kriste! i suppose that'd account for his inimitable expression

heard that, many years back. guess we'll never know the truth.

and the investigations into Cliff Richard are to be re-examined

Shit sarnies! I can't get over it.


Cliff is guilty as fuck. Botoxed, bible bashing paedo twat.

 

[silver gurl]

When is the humidity going to go away?

 

[spacekowboy]

There are always rumors about old Hollywood.
But rarely anything concrete.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Good god. Apparently Charles Laughton used to get blokes to shit in his sandwiches. Had a massive scat fetish.

And there's a rumour Kirk Douglas raped a young Natalie Wood but her mother hushed it up.

There are always rumors about old Hollywood.
But rarely anything concrete.

There's a podcast that delves into "old Hollywood" called You Must Remember This. It's pretty interesting - I just finished the ten part series on Charles Manson. Never realized just how connected he was to the industry before he decided to go all helter skelter.

 

[HarryHill]

kiknky bitch (edit: kiknky - kinky - same/same)
i have camembert

we can eat cheese and pluck each other
eta: and maybe do something obscene with a Jaffa cake