Embrace Your Inner Lesbian

[NOIRTRASH]

Blocks says his very first novel was a lesbian romance. He didn't know any lesbians, knew nothing about them, but knew how to capture them in writing. He mulled the idea for a month, wrote it quickly, and it sold the first place he submitted it. He's a natural born lesbian.

Block says his favorite reading are science fiction and historical fiction, and he cant write a word of either. He knows both categories expertly but cant write any of it.

I treated lesbians forever. I never met one who isn't bipolar with a neurotic/psychotic personality (theyre mercurial). And Block captures their flavor well. The lesbian classics by lesbian writers do the same. Lesbians have no rudder and rise and fall with the tides.

Go with your inner lesbian or werewolf or whomever.

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

I wonder if I have an inner lesbian? I tried to write a sex scene between two women and well...I haven't finished it.
Maybe I should go back to it and just write with no second thoughts,read it again a week later and see what I think.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I wonder if I have an inner lesbian? I tried to write a sex scene between two women and well...I haven't finished it.
Maybe I should go back to it and just write with no second thoughts,read it again a week later and see what I think.

Many will dispute what I think, but I treated lesbians for years, and they come from the factory with serious intimacy issues. Maybe youre too sane to identify as lesbian.

As a small child I had surgery where the old anesthesia ether was used during and after. Its side effects are identical to schizophrenia, so I know how to depict schizophrenics.

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

Many will dispute what I think, but I treated lesbians for years, and they come from the factory with serious intimacy issues. Maybe youre too sane to identify as lesbian.

LOL! Too sane, I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that referring to me That's nice though, put a smile on my face for certain. My ex thought I had split personalities.
I do have the bipolar aspect, but I have been able to control it better the past few years. Maybe control isn't the right word, accept it better is probably what I mean.

In the story I was writing the woman, well she was a young girl, 18 still so young, and not sure what she wanted. In love with her best friend, a girl, but also in a relationship with a guy. She didn't know what she wanted so maybe that's why I couldn't write it, I wasn't sure what to write for her!

But dammit I want an inner lesbian! hehehe Might help make me a better writer.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

LOL! Too sane, I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that referring to me That's nice though, put a smile on my face for certain. My ex thought I had split personalities.
I do have the bipolar aspect, but I have been able to control it better the past few years. Maybe control isn't the right word, accept it better is probably what I mean.

In the story I was writing the woman, well she was a young girl, 18 still so young, and not sure what she wanted. In love with her best friend, a girl, but also in a relationship with a guy. She didn't know what she wanted so maybe that's why I couldn't write it, I wasn't sure what to write for her!

But dammit I want an inner lesbian! hehehe Might help make me a better writer.

I have my own psychological theories. One of them is obvious to all, if you think about it, WE CHANGE ALL THE TIME. I mean, puberty all by itself changes your world forever. And I suspect we have mini or midget puberties a lot.

You may have a kernel lesbian in you. Theoretically you can fertilize and water it to get it to grow. I did the same thing to go from couch potato to frantic workaholic.

 

[NicoleZ]

I treated lesbians forever. I never met one who isn't bipolar with a neurotic/psychotic personality (theyre mercurial).

I know and know of plenty of doctors who somehow, God knows how, managed to get their MD who make an excellent living from diagnosing every patient they see with the same illness and prescribe an identical course of treatment.

Until the day when Karma finally catches up with them, that is.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I know and know of plenty of doctors who somehow, God knows how, managed to get their MD who make an excellent living from diagnosing every patient they see with the same illness and prescribe an identical course of treatment.

Until the day when Karma finally catches up with them, that is.

As a lad I witnessed an MD diagnose and treat a man for schizophrenia. I was 18 and knew the man wasn't schizophrenic, but the MD didn't. I suspected what we call organicity, and the man died of a brain tumor. The man's age, 40, should have made his MD eliminate schizophrenia and look for cancer. I knew it at 18. I usta catch incompetent MDs all the time. They kill people.

I was born to diagnose because I have a high aptitude for pattern recognition. Takes me around 15 minutes to see who you really are. I cant sing, I cant dance, my fucking is so-so, but I can tune-in to you pretty quick.

 

[NicoleZ]

Many will dispute what I think, but I treated lesbians for years, and they come from the factory with serious intimacy issues. Maybe youre too sane to identify as lesbian.

I do love your male logic but I'm convinced that an oncologist who decided that based on the patients he has met and treated, every male above the age of 18 suffers from prostate cancer and would thus benefit from simultaneous castration and penectomy would pretty soon find that his license to practice has been revoked.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I do love your male logic but I'm convinced that an oncologist who decided that based on the patients he has met and treated, every male above the age of 18 suffers from prostate cancer and would thus benefit from simultaneous castration and penectomy would pretty soon find that his license to practice has been revoked.

Logic is logic.

Emotions are logical, too, except they signal what we cant articulate. I experience a distinct 'feeling' when I'm right. My right feels 'right.' And that's how I know to put my paw on her leg.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

A worthy lesbian novel might explore how a girl gets from point a to point b when she isn't lesbian from the start. From what I observe, her sexuality can go from point b to point a, too.

 

[NicoleZ]

I've always been told that the reason I have never been able to appreciate men fully as I ought to have done is because I was exposed to abnormal levels of testosterone as a 10- to 11 weeks-old foetus. To find that not only is this is wrong but also to be diagnosed as being bipolar with a neurotic/psychotic personality as well as having intimacy issues by someone I have never met amazes as well as amuses me immensely. Dear Noirtrash, I think I shall keep you!

XXX Nicole

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I've always been told that the reason I have never been able to appreciate men fully as I ought to have done is because I was exposed to abnormal levels of testosterone as a 10- to 11 weeks-old foetus. To find that not only is this is wrong but also to be diagnosed as being bipolar with a neurotic/psychotic personality as well as having intimacy issues by someone I have never met amazes as well as amuses me immensely. Dear Noirtrash, I think I shall keep you!

XXX Nicole

I come from a medical giant who created wonders that endure. Thomas Bond of Philadelphia 1712-1784

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Bond_(physician)

He discovered opium kills physical pain, and that led to the discovery of morphine.

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

A worthy lesbian novel might explore how a girl gets from point a to point b when she isn't lesbian from the start. From what I observe, her sexuality can go from point b to point a, too.

I am going to look over my story and see if the girl goes to point a or b, or eventually both. Why can't she have a and b! Her cake and eat it too. Or in this case why can't she have some dick and a little pussy on the side, or the other way around.

You know I think why I gave up on my lesbian sex scene was because I had my friend read over what I had written and she came back and said, Well I guess I'm not as much of a dyke as I thought.
So I must have turned her off some way. I guess then I decided I was not a good lesbian author.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I've always been told that the reason I have never been able to appreciate men fully as I ought to have done is because I was exposed to abnormal levels of testosterone as a 10- to 11 weeks-old foetus. To find that not only is this is wrong but also to be diagnosed as being bipolar with a neurotic/psychotic personality as well as having intimacy issues by someone I have never met amazes as well as amuses me immensely. Dear Noirtrash, I think I shall keep you!

XXX Nicole

Youll drop me like a hot rock soon enough.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I am going to look over my story and see if the girl goes to point a or b, or eventually both. Why can't she have a and b! Her cake and eat it too. Or in this case why can't she have some dick and a little pussy on the side, or the other way around.

You know I think why I gave up on my lesbian sex scene was because I had my friend read over what I had written and she came back and said, Well I guess I'm not as much of a dyke as I thought.
So I must have turned her off some way. I guess then I decided I was not a good lesbian author.

My theory is women do sex for all kinds of reasons. I believe its quite possible to keep a man around for whatever she gets from him, and keeps girls for the same diverse purposes. Men do sex for one reason.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I am going to look over my story and see if the girl goes to point a or b, or eventually both. Why can't she have a and b! Her cake and eat it too. Or in this case why can't she have some dick and a little pussy on the side, or the other way around.

You know I think why I gave up on my lesbian sex scene was because I had my friend read over what I had written and she came back and said, Well I guess I'm not as much of a dyke as I thought.
So I must have turned her off some way. I guess then I decided I was not a good lesbian author.

I mean point b can be almost anywhere along the line from exclusive heterosexuality to exclusive homosexuality. Plenty of lesbians go from b towards a.

 

[NicoleZ]

Youll drop me like a hot rock soon enough.

I don't think so. You amuse me and I have your number dear.

Now, if you gentlemen will excuse me, I have other business to attend to as I have to prove that your diagnosis is correct.

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

I mean point b can be almost anywhere along the line from exclusive heterosexuality to exclusive homosexuality. Plenty of lesbians go from b towards a.

That's what I think too. I was married, to a man, for 13 years. But now I'm older and find myself attracted to women more. Or actually a couple women, but still find men attractive. And While I have always appreciated an attractive woman, now I find myself wanting to act on those feelings where when I was in my teens/twenties I never did.

I don't think so. You amuse me and I have your number dear.

Now, if you gentlemen will excuse me, I have other business to attend to as I have to prove that your diagnosis is correct.

I'm not a gentlemen Actually popped 6 kids out of my vagina and had 2 surgically removed by c section. Yep me and my now ex husband had 8 kids!

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I am going to look over my story and see if the girl goes to point a or b, or eventually both. Why can't she have a and b! Her cake and eat it too. Or in this case why can't she have some dick and a little pussy on the side, or the other way around.

You know I think why I gave up on my lesbian sex scene was because I had my friend read over what I had written and she came back and said, Well I guess I'm not as much of a dyke as I thought.
So I must have turned her off some way. I guess then I decided I was not a good lesbian author.

Lawrence Block says he read the prominent lesbian writers before he wrote his THE STRANGE WAYS OF LOVE. Later on he met Ann Bannon and the others, and they included him on their team of classic lesbian love authors. I've read a fair sample of these authors, and their books all revolve about conflicts and intimacy discomfort when one of the girls reveals a missing breast or concealed lover etc. And all are congruent with my fund of lesbian experiences. I think plenty of women settle for men because we're easier to please. In a sense lesbians remind me of gladiators.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

That's what I think too. I was married, to a man, for 13 years. But now I'm older and find myself attracted to women more. Or actually a couple women, but still find men attractive. And While I have always appreciated an attractive woman, now I find myself wanting to act on those feelings where when I was in my teens/twenties I never did.




I'm not a gentlemen Actually popped 6 kids out of my vagina and had 2 surgically removed by c section. Yep me and my now ex husband had 8 kids!

Sure. Men have their uses but we don't fill the whole bill. And what we miss is what the woman needs we cant provide. And it changes kinda like fashion.

I make great babies, I make money. I'm protective, I catch and kill grasshoppers, I'm alpha manly-man...its who sired me since the pharaohs and roman emperors. I'm no bodys best girl friend. I can fill the bill for males but not for what females offer.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I don't think so. You amuse me and I have your number dear.

Now, if you gentlemen will excuse me, I have other business to attend to as I have to prove that your diagnosis is correct.

Dear Jesus, its Jim. Uh don't let that number be 2.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

https://www.amazon.com/Strange-Lawrence-Lesley-Evans-Block/dp/B000TZ227A

Lawrence Block dba Lesley Evans Block he was 21 in 1959

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

Sure. Men have their uses but we don't fill the whole bill. And what we miss is what the woman needs we cant provide. And it changes kinda like fashion.

I make great babies, I make money. I'm protective, I catch and kill grasshoppers, I'm alpha manly-man...its who sired me since the pharaohs and roman emperors. I'm no bodys best girl friend. I can fill the bill for males but not for what females offer.

In my perfect world now...I live with the guy and girl of my dreams. They spoil me and are never jealous. My 18 year old daughter said, Mom that's not how life works. So instead I write stories about this kind of stuff...but get stuck on the lesbian sex scenes!

When people asked me what I miss most about my husband after we had been divorced a few years I said, In all honesty, I miss they he was always the one who cleaned up the kid's puke and now I have to!
hehehe
Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy. We're still friends. We just talked yesterday and it wasn't about the kids, just us talking. We just didn't work being married.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

In my perfect world now...I live with the guy and girl of my dreams. They spoil me and are never jealous. My 18 year old daughter said, Mom that's not how life works. So instead I write stories about this kind of stuff...but get stuck on the lesbian sex scenes!

When people asked me what I miss most about my husband after we had been divorced a few years I said, In all honesty, I miss they he was always the one who cleaned up the kid's puke and now I have to!
hehehe
Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy. We're still friends. We just talked yesterday and it wasn't about the kids, just us talking. We just didn't work being married.

I'm married 43 years. She spotted me at the Laundromat and here I am 4 kids and 10 grandkids later. I was her dreamboat, a tough construction worker. We get along better now than back then. Her mama was the same way about her daddy. And our daughters are the same. Marriage demands a strange commitment...come what may. But that's me, I come from lotsa Lost Cause Rebels who stayed by Lee till the end.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

In my perfect world now...I live with the guy and girl of my dreams. They spoil me and are never jealous. My 18 year old daughter said, Mom that's not how life works. So instead I write stories about this kind of stuff...but get stuck on the lesbian sex scenes!

When people asked me what I miss most about my husband after we had been divorced a few years I said, In all honesty, I miss they he was always the one who cleaned up the kid's puke and now I have to!
hehehe
Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy. We're still friends. We just talked yesterday and it wasn't about the kids, just us talking. We just didn't work being married.

I write lotsa lesbian sex and don't think twice about it, because girls do it all kinds of ways all the time. I ask lotsa questions, and girls tell me what they were after.