Perspicacious Pervert Propositioning Picturesque Prey

[PhallusOperandi]

The pathologically promiscuous, preternaturally pretentious, and particularly pertinacious among you are permitted to experience the pleasures of posterior palpebrations and undergo a percussive promotion from prey to paupiette.

Additional alliteration available, albeit expensive.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Still in the market for a clever, callipygian cocksocket. If you happen to be deficient in the "callipygian" or "cocksocket" categories, don't despair; I'm the epitome of magnanimity when it comes to the art of getting my dick wet. I'm also a gentleman, scholar, etc., etc.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Query: Quim quivering? Queue quickly: Quality quenching commencing.

Angry diatribes concerning the alliteration obliteration are welcome, but only if you make an absolute hypocrite out of yourself.

 

[Kaydeon16]

Salaciously salivating while simpering over stupendous suggestions of sexual release...

Paupiette? Really? If you don't write poetry, I can think of no greater loss to the pathologically promiscuous masses.

 

[ViciousTease]

Bumping this one back to the top.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Hm. It's not even Valentine's Day and I'm being thrown alliterative adulation and roses.

On to the erotic exploitation and poses.

Impassioned debates about feminism and the prospect of a socialist world are also welcome; full-throated sorts that keep abreast of the issues always seem to offer the best of oral entertainment.

 

[ElectricSheep]

Personally I'm hoping you don't have any luck in your search as I'm curious to see just how long you can keep this up for.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Personally I'm hoping you don't have any luck in your search as I'm curious to see just how long you can keep this up for.

I tire at roughly the same rate a Cyrano de Bergerac would, which is to say that I'll keep dropping dazzling deflagration until somebody drops a beam on my head.

Even then, I'll keep kicking for a couple days.

 

[AKS]

Ok. I've got to ask... are you always going to communicate via alliteration?

 

[Penuche]

Ok. I've got to ask... are you always going to communicate via alliteration?

FWIW he drops that, once you get to PMs.

 

[AKS]

FWIW he drops that, once you get to PMs.

Lol thank God. While it's cute at first, I just can't after a bit.

 

[Penuche]

Lol thank God. While it's cute at first, I just can't after a bit.

I may also have been unlucky, but he bailed out on me without warning.

 

[AKS]

I may also have been unlucky, but he bailed out on me without warning.

Lol oh no thanks. Been there done that. There should be a registry for that. Lol

 

[Penuche]

Lol oh no thanks. Been there done that. There should be a registry for that. Lol

Oh but there is - it's called my memory, and the PM asshattery thread.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

In my defense, I was probably busy buttering up a shiny new strumpet.

 

[Drinkmein]

In my defense, I was probably busy buttering up a shiny new strumpet.

Lol lovely.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

That's a perfectly understandable (albeit dismissive) explanation.

Even if I were to completely misrepresent your comment, I couldn't have put it better myself.