Obese man sits in chair for two years straight

[Mike_Yates]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq_39P1E7eo

 

[JBCorbell]

Your autobiography?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Your autobiography?

I'm 6'3 ~220 lbs and I lift weights 3-4 times per week.

 

[Super-Surprise]

I'm 6'3 ~220 lbs and I lift weights 3-4 times per week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nFMXJC79us

 

[OldJourno]

Obese man sits in chair for three years gay

Because queers are competitive.

 

[Rachel_X]

That poor chair.

 

[Christobal]

http://allnurses.com/general-nursing-discussion/sad-story-480-75623.html

A similar story. Sometimes I think we like these stories because they make us feel better.

"Hey I thought I was in engaging self destructive behaviours but hell, compared to that I'm OK."

 

[RoryN]

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/23595533/...an-sits-boyfriends-toilet-years/#.V7oQ0EZlDMI

Woman stuck on toilet for years.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Did he become gay after the 2 years elapsed? I heard that happened to RORY.

 

[Rachel_X]

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/23595533/...an-sits-boyfriends-toilet-years/#.V7oQ0EZlDMI

Woman stuck on toilet for years.

"The 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat."

Anyone know how to get vomit out of a keyboard?

 

[Christobal]

"The 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat."

Anyone know how to get vomit out of a keyboard?

Since you are stuck in your chair there is no help.

PS. If you figure out a way I could use the knowledge.

 

[RoryN]

"The 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat."

Anyone know how to get vomit out of a keyboard?

I wonder what sort of wet sucking sound it made when they finally pried it out of her ass?

 

[Rachel_X]

I wonder what sort of wet sucking sound it made when they finally pried it out of her ass?

I was imagining a tearing sound accompanied by much screaming.