Let's be friends

[Cocksuckerxpert]

Anybody wanna chat?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'd be your friend if I wasn't morally opposed to your handle

 

[MSH2]

I'd be your friend if I wasn't morally opposed to your handle

Spelling Nazi!

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I'd be your friend if I wasn't morally opposed to your handle

Are you opposed to my name? You ignored my message.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh, I should go check that thing, huh?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

No need. I'm pretty sure it's lost its meaning by now.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Anyway, sorry for hijacking your thread, Cocksuckerxpert.

I'll be your friend.

What's going on? How are you tonight? How are you enjoying your experience here at Literotica?

 

[sks43]

Ooh this person and I are from the same state. I want to know how the expert title was given.... is there only one per state?

 

[cliteatingman]

Why don't you too have a contest. I'll be the judge. 100 rounds.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Anybody wanna chat?

Tell me about yourself. Be honest and descriptive

 

[sexywriterfla]

Anybody wanna chat?

Would love to.

 

[Cocksuckerxpert]

Are you talking to me or the bikini chick?

 

[Cocksuckerxpert]

Mm mm sounds good. Do I have to have an opponent? Or can I just use that time to make new friends?

 

[Cocksuckerxpert]

You just wish you had my expertise and I wish I was a rocket scientist. Love me some smart girls.

 

[Cocksuckerxpert]

Well I was self titled, but after discussing it with quite a few male members, they have agreed with my assessment.

Nice to meet a fellow Okie perv.

 

[sexywriterfla]

Are you talking to me or the bikini chick?

Not sure if this was in response to me...but yes, you.

 

[Cocksuckerxpert]

48 MWF happily married plus size nympho with size DDD tits. And you?

 

[Cocksuckerxpert]

Nice to meet you. Tell me about yourself and I will go check out your submissions.

 

[Caron4Flash]

Honey check your pm's,

 

[30bandits]

48 MWF happily married plus size nympho with size DDD tits. And you?

DDD? prove it...

 

[Cocksuckerxpert]

Hello,

Why is your intellect gimpy?

 

[shadow_anon2u]

Damn. This would flow a lot easier if you would use the quote button, down there on the right...then people would know who you were speaking to.

Ok, not meaning that to sound like a bitch either, lol. Sorry, time for bed!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

D(.)(.)

I'm so confused.

 

[Cocksuckerxpert]

I just read some of your submissions. I would love to be Sam.

 

[Cocksuckerxpert]

Bad at posting

Thanks for the nice spanking. I am new. Lol