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My Name is GrandpaBill and I'm and Alcoholic

You picked the right forum, lots of people here drink like fishes.
 
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Son says to mother, "Mom, we attended your loving husband and my father's funeral today."

Mother replies, "Yes, we did. The funeral home did a good job. It was very emotional when they lowered him into the ground."

Son says, "Mom, you are available now and I'm divorced. How about us start having a special relationship?"

Mother replies, "What do you mean by that?"

Son says, "I like mature sexy slender older women. How about us having a sexual affair? You know, like me coming over to your house once a week and fucking you?"

Mother replies, "I have always known that you are a pervert. The funeral is over and we are at home. I nothing to do, so would you like to fuck me today?"

Son says, "Mom, that would be awesome."

Mother replies, "Well, let's have a couple of more drinks to celebrate our new relationship then follow me to my bedroom."
 
Not Normal said:
leave
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cleaver said:
hiya miles...
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I don't know what that means and it's driving me crazy.
 
GrandpaBill said:
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