I'm on the Prowl Again. What matters? Intelligent conversation and witty banter

[Chris_Michael]

I'm on the hunt for a woman who is confident in herself yet also can laugh at herself. Right now, all I'm looking for is a close friend. If you and I mesh, we can voice chat and see how things go from there.

My preferences:

- Very conservative appearance. I love the librarian with glasses look. I also love nerdy girls.

- Kind and warm heart. I melt for sweet girls.

- Laugh! I love laughter. It drives me wilder than sex talk. Hearing a partner laugh is one of the best feelings ever.

- Age, Weight, Race ~ Not important as long as you're over 18


In the end, I love friends. If we don't match perfectly, hey we are still cool. No pressure. Relax and have fun.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

but..but...I heard you were a dick???

 

[Chris_Michael]

but..but...I heard you were a dick???

RA!!! I am insulted!!!

I am the sweetest man I know!

Late edit: I'm about to fall asleep. Try not to fill up my PM inbox while I'm gone.

 

[Absinth3]

Where's

Winterhold?

 

[ayame34G]

Winterhold?

In the north part of Skyrim.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I don't know about Winter hold, but I could prolly get you through Toon Town...lol

 

[Interested_Girl]

Are you hot?

 

[jezzilee]

He's not a dick...he just played one in previous versions of literotica personals

 

[Chris_Michael]

Winterhold?

In the north part of Skyrim.

I thought about Riverwood or Whiterun, but I like magic in most games. I actually don't like magic in TES. I chose it anyway.

 

[Chris_Michael]

I don't know about Winter hold, but I could prolly get you through Toon Town...lol

You don't have to be a gamer, silly. You just have to tolerate one.

 

[Chris_Michael]

He's not a dick...he just played one in previous versions of literotica personals

Hey you! I missed yoooooou!

And whatever! YOU were always mean to me, making me cry and shit! That's like the female version of "dick."

 

[Chris_Michael]

Are you hot?

If you have to ask, no. If you don't have to ask... well, still no. lol

 

[jezzilee]

Hey you! I missed yoooooou!

And whatever! YOU were always mean to me, making me cry and shit! That's like the female version of "dick."

*grins as I sit patiently in the darkest corner of the room sharpening my claws*


Ahem, filing my naile! Seriously! Ask anyone...I'm sweet and innocent.

Missed you too sweetie we should have a little catch up!

 

[Chris_Michael]

*grins as I sit patiently in the darkest corner of the room sharpening my claws*


Ahem, filing my naile! Seriously! Ask anyone...I'm sweet and innocent.

Missed you too sweetie we should have a little catch up!

We should. Voooooooiiiiiiiiiice! Doooo it! Skype. Let's make it happen.

 

[jezzilee]

We should. Voooooooiiiiiiiiiice! Doooo it! Skype. Let's make it happen.

Of course. Do you have my Skype deets?

 

[Chris_Michael]

Of course. Do you have my Skype deets?

I do noooooooooot! This is gonna be fun.

 

[jezzilee]

I do noooooooooot! This is gonna be fun.

You are such a glutton for punishment

 

[DaddysTastyTreat]

- Very conservative appearance. I love the librarian with glasses look. I also love nerdy girls.

- Kind and warm heart. I melt for sweet girls.

- Laugh! I love laughter. It drives me wilder than sex talk. Hearing a partner laugh is one of the best feelings ever.

- Age, Weight, Race ~ Not important as long as you're over 18

I wouldn't say that I dress conservatively.. But I'm not letting my ass hang out, either.

Think.. Skinny jeans, sneakers, graphic tee (usually soorting the name of a punk band) BUT I DO WEAR SOME NERDY GLASSES and mkst of my friends are dead and/or don't exist. They live on my bookshelf.

Kind and warm heart? SWEET?!? Though I'd ordinarily classify myself as at least ONE of these.. I'm also known to be a cunt. (bkth literally and figuratively) Let me say this: I love my people. I'm one of thise who will kill and die for my people. So... There's that.

You wanna hear me laugh, you gotta say skmething that earns it. Now, we have had our differences in the past. But, I was womN enough to admit I was wrong and you were not only gracious, but also kind. You went out of your way to undo the crude things you'd said. It touched a chord.

So, I wish you well and luck in all your endeavors. May you find that lucky lady(ladies?)

Good night, and good luck.

 

[Chris_Michael]

I wouldn't say that I dress conservatively.. But I'm not letting my ass hang out, either.

Think.. Skinny jeans, sneakers, graphic tee (usually soorting the name of a punk band) BUT I DO WEAR SOME NERDY GLASSES and mkst of my friends are dead and/or don't exist. They live on my bookshelf.

Kind and warm heart? SWEET?!? Though I'd ordinarily classify myself as at least ONE of these.. I'm also known to be a cunt. (bkth literally and figuratively) Let me say this: I love my people. I'm one of thise who will kill and die for my people. So... There's that.

You wanna hear me laugh, you gotta say skmething that earns it. Now, we have had our differences in the past. But, I was womN enough to admit I was wrong and you were not only gracious, but also kind. You went out of your way to undo the crude things you'd said. It touched a chord.

So, I wish you well and luck in all your endeavors. May you find that lucky lady(ladies?)

Good night, and good luck.

Relax. I promise, we're good. You don't have to dismiss yourself out of the gate.

Oh and my preferences are not guidelines. I'm just throwing them in there because some of the first questions I get is about the kind of women I'm interested in. In the end, if we mesh then we work. I'm not going to turn down a woman because she doesn't meet those requirements.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

You don't have to be a gamer, silly. You just have to tolerate one.

I'll have you know Toontown was (is?) a cool little game that Disney developed.

I was a ridiculously high level Life Wizard in Wizards 101...

But, I'll be the first to tell you. I suck at combat games. I can do the turn based, but throw me into a field with bunch of trigger happy goons and I'm running for the high ground looking for a sniper drop....lol

 

[Chris_Michael]

I'll have you know Toontown was (is?) a cool little game that Disney developed.

I was a ridiculously high level Life Wizard in Wizards 101...

But, I'll be the first to tell you. I suck at combat games. I can do the turn based, but throw me into a field with bunch of trigger happy goons and I'm running for the high ground looking for a sniper drop....lol

Oh my bad! My bad!

And hey, turn-based RPGs are my favorite! I grew up on them - Final Fantasy, Super Mario RPG, Paper Mario, Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow, and other JRPGs. As far as combat goes, I don't play the Call of Duty nor Battlefield games. I play games that are mostly single player stories.

I don't know what Wizard 101 is but it sounds like an MMO. I don't do MMOs. I got addicted for 2 years. Nope. Never again. lol

 

[DaddysTastyTreat]

Relax. I promise, we're good. You don't have to dismiss yourself out of the gate.

Oh and my preferences are not guidelines. I'm just throwing them in there because some of the first questions I get is about the kind of women I'm interested in. In the end, if we mesh then we work. I'm not going to turn down a woman because she doesn't meet those requirements.

Don't get me wrong... I considered getting a master's in library sciences... But with the way technology keeps evolving, thought that profession would quickly die out.

I'm NOT TRYING to meet your requirements. I'm trying to see if Im deemed worthy simply for my wit, humor, and other qualities I bring to the table.....

If I am, great. If not.. Your loss. *wink*

 

[Absinth3]

I don't know about Winter hold, but I could prolly get you through Toon Town...lol

I think I grew up in Toon Town - in Texas!

 

[rubydlite]

but..but...I heard you were a dick???

Me too???

 

[Interested_Girl]

If you have to ask, no. If you don't have to ask... well, still no. lol

How dissapointing.