I called by...

[the_kuntess]

...in the off chance I missed anything.

What's cracking peeps?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No.



Now go away.

 

[the_kuntess]

No.



Now go away.

Now, you know that just isn't going to happen.
I'm here to give you your reality check. It's like a prostrate check, just more scary.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I cannot believe that you came back.



You have been dismissed (and there are a lot of people here who rather like prostrate checks).

 

[RobDownSouth]

I cannot believe that you came back.



You have been dismissed (and there are a lot of people here who rather like prostrate checks).

WAT are you talking about?

 

[the_kuntess]

I cannot believe that you came back.



You have been dismissed (and there are a lot of people here who rather like prostrate checks).

I never left, you doofus.

WAT are you talking about?

My analógy doesn't work on 0.00001% of the male population. How was I to know he was right up there in that 0.00001%?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Then how could you come back?

 

[the_kuntess]

I never said I left, just that I called by.

You were the one who assumed I left.

 

[kbate]

You didn't miss anything.

But I suspect that you already knew that.

See you in two months?

 

[Debbie]

Come back soon.

 

[girlsmiley]

...in the off chance I missed anything.

What's cracking peeps?

Hey, kunt!

You didn't miss anything. B.O.R.I.N.G. I started a legs thread and a music thread. Fata and Phelia are fun. Laurel posts funnies. Byron went on a crazy posting spree. Fuck knows what he's on about.

Oh. ms_ann_thrope ditched us. What else...

It's Thursday morn. I only have to get up for work ONE MORE TIME this year. Yay!

What have you been up to? Keeping well? Back in Qld? Are you the secret $70mil lotto winner? If you are will you come visit me down here? Tell me everything.

 

[warrior queen]

Hi kuntess

I've been too busy sorting and packing to have any drama.
My kidley graduated and had his Formal. My man came home for a while to sort the cars and finish painting/restoring the latest project. He left Tues night.
Christmas is turning into a nightmare.
We're having a heatwave in Tassie and people are dropping like flies
And I've lost weight.
That's about it.

Oh! You meant on lit?!!
The usual crap by the usual suspects. Does anything really change here?
I've been here a little over ten years.... and the only change in all that time has been less smut and more snark

 

[the_kuntess]

You didn't miss anything.

But I suspect that you already knew that.

See you in two months?

I suspected as much, but secretly hoped for some weird drama along the lines of the KRC outing.

 

[the_kuntess]

Hey, kunt!

You didn't miss anything. B.O.R.I.N.G. I started a legs thread and a music thread. Fata and Phelia are fun. Laurel posts funnies. Byron went on a crazy posting spree. Fuck knows what he's on about.

Oh. ms_ann_thrope ditched us. What else...

It's Thursday morn. I only have to get up for work ONE MORE TIME this year. Yay!

What have you been up to? Keeping well? Back in Qld? Are you the secret $70mil lotto winner? If you are will you come visit me down here? Tell me everything.

I wish I was one of the 10 lunching ladies at Runaway Bay that pinged the 70 mill. I had a ticket - got $14.70 !!!

Yeah, back roasting on the coast.

Work is over for the year.

I am having the quietest Xmas ever.....there will just be the 3 of us.

Hi kuntess

I've been too busy sorting and packing to have any drama.
My kidley graduated and had his Formal. My man came home for a while to sort the cars and finish painting/restoring the latest project. He left Tues night.
Christmas is turning into a nightmare.
We're having a heatwave in Tassie and people are dropping like flies
And I've lost weight.
That's about it.

Oh! You meant on lit?!!
The usual crap by the usual suspects. Does anything really change here?
I've been here a little over ten years.... and the only change in all that time has been less smut and more snark

Glad all is well in Tassie.
Xmas IS a nightmare. It's a weird fact most people refuse to recognise until it's too late. I'm currently having a hissy fit because our local Coles has run out of all the special Heston Blumenthal goodies. I'm kicking myself I didn't grab them a month ago.

 

[the_kuntess]

Come back soon.

I think I just might hang around

 

[the_kuntess]

I cannot believe that you came back.

And...again.

 

[Adjudicator]

What is a prostrate check?

 

[Lancecastor]

What is a prostrate check?

Lie down and he'll show you.

 

[ryan8558]

2.5 year orbit?

 

[girlsmiley]

And...again.

G'day!

Wow this thread.

 

[Adjudicator]

Lie down and he'll show you.

No thanks

 

[hashtag45]

You guys always get so defensive..