Where do I get a cock sleeve as a well-endowed man?

boredone31

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Hi All,

First this is a repost from the GB, as per a user suggestion. I am adding it here in hopes it will get answered better than it did over there. This is not a scam, I really would like help with this as we'd like to try it for our tenth anniversary in a few weeks. Thanks.

So I know cock sleeves are all about making a man longer and wider, but most of them seem to have been built with smaller or average size men in mind. Without trying to inflate my ego here, I don't really fall into those categories. At full erection strength I'm 8.5 inches long and 7.5ish inches in circumference (2.75ish wide, the ish is because the mid section of my shaft is a bit wider than the top or base sections, and more oval than circular in shape along the whole length). The largest cock sleeves I've found say they are 1.5 inches wide, which even stretching won't make fit my size.

I know you're thinking, "why do you even need one?" but my wife is a true size queen. The vibrators I get her are the ones where the reviews usually say "this was way too big for my wife. It scared her" etc. She is a petite woman though and doesn't want any more length on me as I already hit her cervix easily if I'm not careful, so we are looking for an open sleeve to boost my girth, preferably one with a vibrator attachment if possible. Also, we don't want one with a ring to squeeze the balls through. Those are large on me as well.

If anyone knows where I can find something that will fit right, I'd really love the help. Thanks!
 
Are you asking how to get uncircumcised? I guess they could graft a piece of skin from your thigh so your winky can play hidey hole. I'm not up to snuff on surgeries of this sort or where to go for skilled care, but you probably are not the only man who wanted to get this done. Have you ever tried self love? Granted tree trunk proportions may require 2 hands and a foot, but I am sure you can get the job done.

Don't beat yourself up over the little things...let us do that :D

Pictures are often helpful. Don't be shy about posting a few!
 
To be fair, you got a few decent replies on the GB. It could have been a hell of a lot worse.

Now, down to business: Firstly, "pics, or it didn't happen". Sadly, you can't swing a dick that size round the PG without a number of women (and men) demanding photographic evidence. To corroborate your story, you understand. Ain't nobody gonna believe you're packing a cock like a baby's arm unless you prove it. If you were a woman talking about giant knockers you'd have to prove that, too.

Secondly, I had to google cock-sleeve. I genuinely thought you were wanting to discuss penile tattooing. <shrug>
I'd suggest you try the how-to forum. Apparently you're going to cop a load of snark here too - they might actually answer your question over on HT.

Of course you have to remember that I'm only being nice to your face...I'll stab you in the back via PM shortly.
 
7 1/2" girth (2 3/4" wide)
My question is how does your wife keep her uterus from falling out?? :D

L:rose:
 
What is a good size for length and diameter ? Granted all women will have their favorites

And.. The thread owner has yet to post link for ladies who do want to see
 
What this post made me think of for some reason. Lol

https://youtu.be/9HilyOLWzrM

But really, good luck on your sleeve search. And more importantly congrats on this large penis problem. :p.
 
Unfortunately for the OP....trying to brag on LIT about having such a small penis was a huge tactical error.
 
try the XL Black Mamba Cock Sheath by Brutal Dildos..

Not sure if this is what you're looking for, but yes, GB and PG aren't exactly the best forums for soliciting real "help."

Good luck impaling your wife. :)
 
Unfortunately for the OP....trying to brag on LIT about having such a small penis was a huge tactical error.

You keep getting it wrong, it was a huge tackle error.

Tis not the size of the ship that's important, it's the motion of the ocean :)

Also having a forked tongue helps too 🐲👹
 
You keep getting it wrong, it was a huge tackle error.

Tis not the size of the ship that's important, it's the motion of the ocean :)

Also having a forked tongue helps too 🐲👹

I'm never wrong...I'm an AMURICAN, dammit!!!!


I'm sorry for you and your even smaller penis. :eek::)
 
D(.)(.)

Dear mr small penis.

My husband pierced his fourskin skin and after it healed he kept adding larger rings then finally a large bar bell 1/2" X2". Don't try this at home in the garage like that fool did!

After my hysterectomy I am basically bottomless and it feels great deep inside. This was also what some of our GF's say.
It's not how fat the rod but how long it is and the motion in the ocean.
I'll swear that thing was inside my belly before his health trouble.

We're here for you baby.
 
I'm never wrong...I'm an AMURICAN, dammit!!!!


I'm sorry for you and your even smaller penis. :eek::)

Listen, don't feel sorry for me, not my fault following a horrific chainsaw accident as a child I was left with a 9" stump.:)
 
Dollie------ I really love big cocks. The sleave should stop the tickling of the feathers.

There's one right behind my home - it's alright as long as I wake up early, but nothing worse than waking up to a big cock.

Wait...I'm really wrong on that one. :cool:
 
There's one right behind my home - it's alright as long as I wake up early, but nothing worse than waking up to a big cock.

Wait...I'm really wrong on that one. :cool:
We love your comments. We recently moved from Florida. Our neighbors had the noisyiest roosters we've ever heard and we were five acres apart.
Now we have one half acre and these neighbors have roosters. Maybe they are following me!
 
Gotta hate cocks that want to wake you up in the morning
Cock suckers on the other hand..!? Love them in the morning
 
I remember a chicken breeding plant being uncovered that was owned by KFC, they had genetically bred chicken with four legs, a great idea for the fast food industry but nobody could catch the little fuckers
 
I remember a chicken breeding plant being uncovered that was owned by KFC, they had genetically bred chicken with four legs, a great idea for the fast food industry but nobody could catch the little fuckers

I thought they were breaded in flour and secret seasonings! ;)
 
So what's the reason you need this extension? You thinking to fuck an elephant on your anniversary while the wife watches?
 
try the XL Black Mamba Cock Sheath by Brutal Dildos..

Not sure if this is what you're looking for, but yes, GB and PG aren't exactly the best forums for soliciting real "help."

Good luck impaling your wife. :)

Thank you for the help. I checked this out but when I checked the specs the inner diameter (the part where my cock goes) is only 1.4 inches, so that won't work either unfortunately :(

I'm not sure why my size is getting so much attention. There are plenty of stories floating around on the site of 10 inch or even bigger guys, and even if those are just fantasies, the largest cock in the world is around 13 inches, so I don't see why 8.5 is so shocking. And no, I won't post pics of it here. I'm not looking for a hookup after all, just some shopping advice. Jeez.

I'm thinking I may have to make my own at this point. Just buy an extra one of my wife's favorite vibrator and hollow it out for me to use. Something like that. Thanks anyway.
 
find one that's stretchy.. it worked when you were looking for vaginas
 
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