numeniusa's boudoir

[DarkSimian]

*runs off to don the top with the milkmaid neck*

I don't think I have ever actually indulged in a barn. It sounds lovely, but I wonder if it's a bit scratchy in reality.

Might have to add that one to my bucket list

if you prefer, I can lay in the hay, and you can ride me. Appropriate in a barn to go cowgirl, don't you think?

 

[numeniusa]

if you prefer, I can lay in the hay, and you can ride me. Appropriate in a barn to go cowgirl, don't you think?

Cowgirl. Yes. Although just as likely to be sheep in my part of the world. Sheepgirl somehow doesn't have the same ring...

I do think it's important for me to experience all aspects of the hay-rolling experience, though, no?

I'm thinking also that a bale of hay would make a nice change from a desk

(I am really going to have to find somewhere to try this... )

 

[just4friends]

Warning.. Hay can be very prickly especially when baled

 

[DarkSimian]

Cowgirl. Yes. Although just as likely to be sheep in my part of the world. Sheepgirl somehow doesn't have the same ring...

I do think it's important for me to experience all aspects of the hay-rolling experience, though, no?

I'm thinking also that a bale of hay would make a nice change from a desk

(I am really going to have to find somewhere to try this... )

and then of course, there is always reverse sheepgirl....I mean cowgirl

 

[numeniusa]

Warning.. Hay can be very prickly especially when baled

OK. Good advice.

Bale of hay with a blanket over it?

*adds 'blanket' to the list of things to take to the barn*

 

[scotluvsoral]

Cowgirl. Yes. Although just as likely to be sheep in my part of the world. Sheepgirl somehow doesn't have the same ring...

I do think it's important for me to experience all aspects of the hay-rolling experience, though, no?

I'm thinking also that a bale of hay would make a nice change from a desk

(I am really going to have to find somewhere to try this... )

A bale of hay is actually pretty hard and scratchy, but loose hay isn't bad. Lots of support and give to it, but it is sometimes scratchy! Brought up on a farm so i have had a little bit of experience

 

[numeniusa]

and then of course, there is always reverse sheepgirl....I mean cowgirl

Looks like this is going to take longer than we'd thought...

 

[DarkSimian]

Looks like this is going to take longer than we'd thought...

oh, the plans I have with you Lady Numi

 

[numeniusa]

A bale of hay is actually pretty hard and scratchy, but loose hay isn't bad. Lots of support and give to it, but it is sometimes scratchy! Brought up on a farm so i have had a little bit of experience

Ooh! Interesting! Practical experience, I like that.

Is there a dust issue? Will I be sneezing?

 

[numeniusa]

oh, the plans I have with you Lady Numi

Should I book the barn for the whole day?

 

[scotluvsoral]

Ooh! Interesting! Practical experience, I like that.

Is there a dust issue? Will I be sneezing?

If it is old hay, dust will be an issue. If it is this year's hay, no problem! BTW, blanket over loose hay is the best option...well... so I am told! *LOL*

 

[just4friends]

Should I book the barn for the whole day?

If it were just for me? No.. Unless you tend to get adventurous with switching which would prolong my ability to be of use (sort of where that audio was going)

I think you could get quite a line for a nice barn romp, so if you can go all day.. Go for it. Many blankets. Perhaps a nice bucket of water for clean up...

 

[DarkSimian]

Should I book the barn for the whole day?

maybe even the whole week

 

[hotoldrguy]

maybe even the whole week

sounds like a good old fashion barn raising!

 

[numeniusa]

If it is old hay, dust will be an issue. If it is this year's hay, no problem! BTW, blanket over loose hay is the best option...well... so I am told! *LOL*

So you're 'told'... *giggles*

 

[numeniusa]

If it were just for me? No.. Unless you tend to get adventurous with switching which would prolong my ability to be of use (sort of where that audio was going)

I think you could get quite a line for a nice barn romp, so if you can go all day.. Go for it. Many blankets. Perhaps a nice bucket of water for clean up...

Oh no. The bucket is for ice. To keep the champagne cool

 

[numeniusa]

maybe even the whole week

*reaches for diary*

 

[numeniusa]

sounds like a good old fashion barn raising!

I think it's safe to assume there'll be 'raising'...

 

[numeniusa]

Well now. I was going to post a picture, but this was fun instead

I'm signing off now - thank you for your company, gentlemen one and all

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hello, lovely, didn't spot you tip-toeing in!

Yesterday was good, thanks - bit of a frantic couple of hours in the middle doing a scary work thing, but it went fine.

And then the evening was ... relaxing...

How are you? Hope the packing's going well - how many skips have you filled so far?

I was practicing my stalking skills! (on H, too! )

I'm good, I planned pretty well by cleaning the closets out first, and hiding the packed boxes in there! *blows on fingers and rubs them on my shirt*

 

[just4friends]

Waiting patiently trying not to fondle lingerie

 

[just4friends]

Oops

Fell asleep here. Hold on! Why is the door locked??

 

[numeniusa]

I was practicing my stalking skills! (on H, too! )

I'm good, I planned pretty well by cleaning the closets out first, and hiding the packed boxes in there! *blows on fingers and rubs them on my shirt*

Wow. Organisation. Very impressed.

Are you U-hauling? (She says, confidently, having only previously seen Tom Cruise do this in "The Firm" )

 

[numeniusa]

Waiting patiently trying not to fondle lingerie

Oh, I leave those drawers firmly locked when I'm not here, to prevent unauthorised fondling

Fell asleep here. Hold on! Why is the door locked??

I wondered where the snoring was coming from...

 

[Azuldrgon]

Numi.

Sneaking one in prior to you sleeping.