Where do I get a cock sleeve as a well-endowed man?

[boredone31]

Hi All,

So I know cock sleeves are all about making a man longer and wider, but most of them seem to have been built with smaller or average size men in mind. Without trying to inflate my ego here, I don't really fall into those categories. At full erection strength I'm 8.5 inches long and 7.5ish inches in circumference (2.75ish wide, the ish is because the mid section of my shaft is a bit wider than the top or base sections, and more oval than circular in shape along the whole length). The largest cock sleeves I've found say they are 1.5 inches wide, which even stretching won't make fit my size.

I know you're thinking, "why do you even need one?" but my wife is a true size queen. The vibrators I get her are the ones where the reviews usually say "this was way too big for my wife. It scared her" etc. She is a petite woman though and doesn't want any more length on me as I already hit her cervix easily if I'm not careful, so we are looking for an open sleeve to boost my girth, preferably one with a vibrator attachment if possible. Also, we don't want one with a ring to squeeze the balls through. Those are large on me as well.

If anyone knows where I can find something that will fit right, I'd really love the help. Thanks!

 

[Emerson40]

Savile Row.

Fix all your sleeve needs.

 

[juttjaw]

Your mother's mouth should be the right size.

 

[Fierywhore]

Hey Boredone,

Bad choice of forums.....the General Board is far from what the name conjures to a normal person, the posts above support my view.

Best to take yourself over to a Thread inside the Playground

Cheers Fiery,

Ps you don't have your PM's turned on

 

[removed9556]

 

[lovetoread]

oh for fucks sake. THE GB IS NOT A HORRIBLE PLACE

there are always people who help on here

those who think riding in on a white steed to save the poor souls seriously need to get some help

 

[Sean]

Hey Boredone,

Bad choice of forums.....the General Board is far from what the name conjures to a normal person, the posts above support my view.

Best to take yourself over to a Thread inside the Playground

Cheers Fiery,

Ps you don't have your PM's turned on

So he can count to infinity in odd numbers?

 

[lovetoread]

So he can count to infinity in odd numbers?

Also to have his ass kissed in public and be stabbed in the back via pms.

 

[Saint Peter]

Look!

Pencil dicks!!

 

[Wings]

Also to have his ass kissed in public and be stabbed in the back via pms.

And the "well-endowed" get instant PG PMs.

 

[Fierywhore]

oh for fucks sake. THE GB IS NOT A HORRIBLE PLACE

there are always people who help on here

those who think riding in on a white steed to save the poor souls seriously need to get some help

Oxygen thief springs to mind....

 

[Saint Peter]

This pic was taken at my family reunion a few years back. That is me in the middle.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/be/b4/98/beb4986d35ab551ab117e5bc85265fe5.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

http://scs-assets-cdn.vice.com/int/v17n3/htdocs/metallic-package-379/arrmour-codpiece.jpg

 

[IrezumiKiss]

oh for fucks sake. THE GB IS NOT A HORRIBLE PLACE

there are always people who help on here

those who think riding in on a white steed to save the poor souls seriously need to get some help

Speaking of steeds, wonder whatever happened to Jake Steed? He was on top of the porn dude game for a small window of time back in the mid-to-late '90s. Had a huge monster cock which was boomerang curved and could bust Peter North-level nut loads.

https://img.discogs.com/AGm-nZ8TYppfpJ1NPvDqw1vKRO8=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/A-136515-1145181784.jpeg.jpg

http://long.xxx/i/f368940.jpg http://pic.esmatube.com/imgs/a/d/f/a/v/mimi_miyagi__jake_steed-3_tmb.jpg

http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/794/772563144_1068067.gif

http://www.taimado.com/blogosaka/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1711c18bf8c6167f9b574f8e7f9cfad3.jpg

Guess he wasn't savvy enough to transition into the millennium as well as Sean Michaels did. Porn dudes have it rough if you're not on top of your game.

The cropping of that last frame grab pic is kinda funny.

 

[Conager]

oh for fucks sake. THE GB IS NOT A HORRIBLE PLACE

there are always people who help on here

those who think riding in on a white steed to save the poor souls seriously need to get some help

When I was a child I hated Roquefort cheese and mushrooms. I thought that they were horrible. I was, from an objective standpoint, correct. We are talking about fungus and mold. Those things are gross. Putting them in your mouth is gross. It's a horrible thing to do.

Do you lick shower mold? No. Athletes foot? No.

Nowadays, I eat,and believe that I enjoy, both. I will even sometimes stuff Roquefort, Gorgonzola, or bleu cheese into mushroom caps. So that's stuffing mold inside of a fungus. That's gross. Gross things are horrible.

Just because you enjoy something that's horrible doesn't make it not horrible.

 

[Saint Peter]

Stop licking my toes!

 

[JohnnySavage]

Cock sleeve??? Tha fvck?



.... maybe shove some spam in the threshold of that Cave O' Death. Like weatherstripping.

 

[Wings]

This pic was taken at my family reunion a few years back. That is me in the middle.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/be/b4/98/beb4986d35ab551ab117e5bc85265fe5.jpg

Hey big fella, your PMs are off.




Teehee

 

[Hard_Rom]

oh for fucks sake. THE GB IS NOT A HORRIBLE PLACE

there are always people who help on here

those who think riding in on a white steed to save the poor souls seriously need to get some help

That's why I refer to the GB as Deadwood ala HBO series. A relatively lawless (lightly moderated) frontier town with good guys and bad guys. Bullock was always trying to implement law and order (being the good Canadian boy he was). There was Trixie, the whore with the heart of gold. And quite a few other good citizens. Even Swearengen was not all bad.

The OP is a scam anyways. No guy of that size wants to be bigger. Trust me. Not all girls are built with cathedral sized cunnies. Even if into anal, many will balk at trying one too big. Large size condoms are not available everywhere. Some even balk at prolonged oral sex, if they can't breathe around it.

 

[richard_daily]

First, you need to become a well endowed man... THEN you can get a cock sleeve.

 

[Aphro]

Call me a skeptic, but wouldn't something like that kill your erection in less than five seconds flat?

A dick encased in thick silicone is little more than a dildo, IMO. Size queen or not, I cannot imagine a woman wanting this. Are you sure this isn't about your own insecurity?

My best advice would be for her to lay off the monster sized toys for a while. After she stops those, your dick will feel plenty big enough.

There. I played nice on the GB.

 

[Conager]

Call me a skeptic, but wouldn't something like that kill your erection in less than five seconds flat?

A dick encased in thick silicone is little more than a dildo, IMO. Size queen or not, I cannot imagine a woman wanting this. Are you sure this isn't about your own insecurity?

My best advice would be for her to lay off the monster sized toys for a while. After she stops those, your dick will feel plenty big enough.

There. I played nice on the GB.

The problem is not entirely the monster sized toys. Part of the problem is that I'm f****** her Monday Wednesday and Friday.

I see your kindness and I raise you honesty. Ante up.

 

[RoryN]

"Chinese finger trap" comes to mind.

 

[Emerson40]

Call me a skeptic, but wouldn't something like that kill your erection in less than five seconds flat?

A dick encased in thick silicone is little more than a dildo, IMO. Size queen or not, I cannot imagine a woman wanting this. Are you sure this isn't about your own insecurity?

My best advice would be for her to lay off the monster sized toys for a while. After she stops those, your dick will feel plenty big enough.

There. I played nice on the GB.

What if her vagina is like sleeve of wizard?

 

[Aphro]

The problem is not entirely the monster sized toys. Part of the problem is that I'm f****** her Monday Wednesday and Friday.

I see your kindness and I raise you honesty. Ante up.

When did you stop being able to say the word "fucked"?

Amd I am always honest. That's why I suck at playing poker.