The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[yossi]

The best thing about trees being right there are the birds. They sound so beautiful on a quiet morning; their voices mingling.

 

[Saint Peter]

The trees are gone!

 

[yossi]

The trees are gone!

Plant more for the birds!

 

[Emerson40]

She only did that because she didn't care sooo much that she had to prove how much she didn't care, because of all the not caring.

Sure, I get that. I mean, look at who we're talking about here.

But still, if one were thinking (using the word thinking here, only to discuss the point. Not implying that someone did, or was capable in this case) about doing that, why use a pic that looks like it should be on a bukkake DVD box cover?

 

[Emerson40]

Plant more birds!

 

[Saint Peter]

Plant more for the birds!

I am going to plant a weld shop for the birds!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'd been wondering why that comeback was so lackluster after he tried coming for me...then I looked at the join date and it all made sense. Preemies wanna shine but never bring their A-game.

I'm a stunning beauty this morning, as always. Thanks for the reminder.

https://67.media.tumblr.com/9f8a35083091180355012b13675b47d0/tumblr_n2e3t9ZCTL1qim5c4o1_500.gif

Now this is how you comeback. A-game certified.

 

[Saint Peter]

Plant more birds!

Tasty little bastards.

The worst part is scraping the burnt feathers off the grill.

 

[Lyricalli]

Did you ever pause to think why half of your posts are directed at me?
Maybe because you're jealous? That you're butt ugly, and I'm not?

No, because a very tiny percentage of my posts are directed at you. Maths aren't your strength I take it.

And how your appearance plays into this at all, I have no idea, since I've never seen anything but your scribbled-on forehead and delightful hairstyle. But, you've never been known to be right about much, have you?

Sweet pea, if you want your digs to land with me, you're doing it all wrong. But, the trying and trying is amusing. at on the head:

 

[lovetoread]

The fact that it seems to think we can see through the internets is giving me a chuckle this morn.

 

[Lyricalli]

Now this is how you comeback. A-game certified.

That lovely smile, Zumi, is the sunshine start to my day.

 

[hashtag45]

No, because a very tiny percentage of my posts are directed at you. Maths aren't your strength I take it.

And how your appearance plays into this at all, I have no idea, since I've never seen anything but your scribbled-on forehead and delightful hairstyle. But, you've never been known to be right about much, have you?

Sweet pea, if you want your digs to land with me, you're doing it all wrong. But, the trying and trying is amusing. at on the head:

Did I touch a nerve, Ugly Duckling?
That's an unusually long post for you.

Good to know that you're not only petty, but you're stupid too.

Silly bitch.

 

[Saint Peter]

Ugly Duckling?

Well, ummm.

Nevermind.

Silly bitch.

 

[Saint Peter]

WTF does that say?

 

[Saint Peter]

AYqo

8ica

 

[Emerson40]

WTF does that say?

Something middle-eastern I believe, roughly translated 'low esteem, attention seeking, disgrace to family, something something'.

Sharpie'd on, pre-banishment.

 

[yossi]

Peppermint oil spray for sore/tight muscles. It works wonders.

 

[hashtag45]

WTF does that say?

I like Petey.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://s3.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20160806&t=2&i=1148542166&w=976&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&sq=&r=2016-08-06T012004Z_3410_S1BETSLCHYAB_RTRMADP_0_USA-ELECTION-TRUMP



Child abuse.

 

[yossi]

It's hard to decide who looks the most uncomfortable of the three.

The only happy people in that picture are neither touching Trump nor babies.

 

[Emerson40]

It's hard to decide who looks the most uncomfortable of the three.

The only happy people in that picture are neither touching Trump nor babies.

A spritz of peppermint spray, all around.

 

[Saint Peter]

"Take these rotten babies. Stinky noisy fuckers.

I am outta here."

 

[yossi]

A spritz of peppermint spray, all around.

Opa!

.

 

[Radiohead]

This is the dude who needs to win all the medals

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--8Wj_A84L--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/gj8e2bfxyszm4bg0eqrf.gif

This is Pita Taufatofua. He’s from Tonga. He competes in taekwondo. He’s self-funded. His day job is working at Sandgate House in Brisbane, Australia, where he helps homeless kids develop independent living skills.

Any islander, especially an athlete, of course he lives here.

My favourite was the Nauru weightlifter that was here. And at the time, Nauru House in Melbourne was near enough the countries biggest asset.

 

[ElizabethWest]

AYqo

8ica

You might as easily look to the Peruvian deserts for your answer...