Here it is.

sexualman123

Really Experienced
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This personal will remain open ended.
To me that means feel free to pm me when the fuck ever.

Most of you will look at my profile. See the disconnect between the years I've been here and the number of posts. This should tell you something. I'm fickle.

In my time here I have found amazing women. Women older than me, younger than me, submissive, aggressive, poetic etc.

Here is what has remained constant.

1. Sense of fucking humor. Sex is awkward, beautiful, intense, personal,fragile, (as in don't laugh at someone, this a major piece of people), so laugh WITHeach other. Seriously if you can't find the humor of us being here I doubt we are compatible.
2. You find me. Never even once have Initiated contact and have it be a thing.
3. There is a time limit. No really. We have a few months or if you end up special a few years. But unless it progresses from lit it will end. That is okay, or it should be.
4. I am an omnivore. I love girls with there taught bodies, I love women my own age that are trying recapture romance. I love submissive a who will let me do what I want. And the more aggressive types who tell me how to do them.
5. Black, Asian, Hispanic, white……. As long as you send me pics I'm happy. Left elbow is a particular fav of mine.
6. YES pics are important. Why? I can look at porn see literally any kind of girl I want. But what really gets me off are the ones for ME. I thank each and every one of you, who were willing and courageous enough n
7. Age. What is more important than age is attraction. And I'll leave it there.
8. Yes I have to be attracted to you. Mentally/emotionally and yes physically. Sorry but not sorry. I don't mean you have to be rail thin (seriously not into that), but yes you need to be healthy.
9. Boobs. Big/small. I love them. Like Pokemon I must grab squeeze and love them all.

That is all for now. You certainly get a gold star for reading all of this.
 
I've come to collect my gold star.

Thank you for the minutes and minutes of free entertainment.
 
I've come to collect my gold star.

Thank you for the minutes and minutes of free entertainment.

You my dear get the gold star, an E for effort AND....shit I'm out of prizes.
Ummm..... You also get This lovely ceramic I made in third grade.
 
You my dear get the gold star, an E for effort AND....shit I'm out of prizes.
Ummm..... You also get This lovely ceramic I made in third grade.

Did you ever make that voice clip of you doing a Scottish accent?

That's what I want.
 
Did you ever make that voice clip of you doing a Scottish accent?

That's what I want.

Of course i did. But then drunken thumbs couldn't work the post thing. And sober thumbs said. Ummm that's more Canadian/Aussie so don't post that.
 
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