Have you ever shit in your pants?

[Mike_Yates]

Have you ever shit in your pants after not being able to make it to a toilet in time?

 

[Super-Surprise]

When I was about one week old.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Let's say that you're driving down an interstate and there isn't a rest stop for at least another 40 miles and you have to go really, REALLY bad, and simply cannot make it to the rest stop.

 

[Rachel_X]

Let's say that you're driving down an interstate and there isn't a rest stop for at least another 40 miles and you have to go really, REALLY bad, and simply cannot make it to the rest stop.

Then you roll down the window and give the person behind the old chocolate shower.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Then you roll down the window and give the person behind the old chocolate shower.

Or you could pull of the road, try to find some trees/bushes/cover so no one can see you, dig a hole, and do your business there.

 

[Rachel_X]

Or you could pull of the road, try to find some trees/bushes/cover so no one can see you, dig a hole, and do your business there.

That's not nearly as fun though.

 

[Mike_Yates]

About 17 years ago (I was a kid) I was riding in the car going home from a WWF professional wrestling event that came to town, and my father shat his pants because he couldn't hold it long enough to get to a restroom.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Cholera.....that is a tough customer right there and when that ride starts there is no stopping. It's a stunningly fast and violent amount of fluid loss one experiences when infected with that special bug.

I have no desire to ever go back to Africa....it was so bad on so many levels there.

It is my hell.

Yea...anyhow cholera is a real pant/boot filler I tell ya what. It's not deadly if you get a bunch of fluids in but it's super super, duper, ultra, mega fucking painful and messy.

I would only suggest it for Trump and Clinton.

I used to know a guy who survived the fuckin' plague too.....apparently that shit is whole new worlds of agony.

I bet that Ebola shit goes hard....heard it makes ya bleed out of your ass and shit profuse amounts of blood.

Sounds god damn terrifying.

Ebola needs a metal song.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Cholera.....that is a tough customer right there and when that ride starts there is no stopping. It's a stunningly fast and violent amount of fluid loss one experiences when infected with that special bug.

I have no desire to ever go back to Africa....it was so bad on so many levels there.

It is my hell.

Yea...anyhow cholera is a real pant/boot filler I tell ya what. It's not deadly if you get a bunch of fluids in but it's super super, duper, ultra, mega fucking painful and messy.

I would only suggest it for Trump and Clinton.

I used to know a guy who survived the fuckin' plague too.....apparently that shit is whole new worlds of agony.

I bet that Ebola shit goes hard....heard it makes ya bleed out of your ass and shit profuse amounts of blood.

Sounds god damn terrifying.

Ebola needs a metal song.

Yes, don't go to Africa unless you want to be around Malaria, Cholera, and Ebola.