OK...maybe I am flat-chested....

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During a recent visit to my Doctor...I told her my concern over four lumps on my left breast....

She snapped on gloves, pressed down all over the area and told me not to worry.....

They were only my ribs. :(
 
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I bet you can sleep on your stomach! I really miss that.:)
 
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I bet you can sleep on your stomach! I really miss that.:)
Dollie---------- I don't think I've ever been able to sleep on my stomach or see my feet.
Glad you both are healthy and okay. Boob size does not matter. Heart size does.:heart:
 
During a recent visit to my Doctor...I told her my concern over four lumps on my left breast....

She snapped on gloves, pressed down all over the area and told me not to worry.....

They were only my ribs. :(

But not the right. Pectoral muscles on right side more developed?
 
During a recent visit to my Doctor...I told her my concern over four lumps on my left breast....

She snapped on gloves, pressed down all over the area and told me not to worry.....

They were only my ribs. :(

Maybe you could have the ribs removed which would give you a more hourglass figure and accentuate your bust. :D;)
 
During a recent visit to my Doctor...I told her my concern over four lumps on my left breast....

She snapped on gloves, pressed down all over the area and told me not to worry.....

They were only my ribs. :(

Flat chested and skinny! Good thing you not in high school anymore.
 
Dollie---------- I don't think I've ever been able to sleep on my stomach or see my feet.
Glad you both are healthy and okay. Boob size does not matter. Heart size does.:heart:

Thanks! I can see my feet if I don't wear a real bra and lean over ;) Not as endowed as you, Dollie, but twill serve...
 
If nature were to win the Pulitzer for one thing, it should be the fact that there are varying sizes, shapes, and types of boobs.
 
During a recent visit to my Doctor...I told her my concern over four lumps on my left breast....

She snapped on gloves, pressed down all over the area and told me not to worry.....

They were only my ribs. :(

I'm glad everything turned out okay, but that must have been very scary anyway.
 
No, they're not. They're all imperfect - and therein lies their beauty.

Why don't you take your platitudes elsewhere; adults are talking. :cool:

Goodness you can't even stand it when I agree with you. Love is a strange thing. Stop pulling my hair. I get it, you really really love me.
 
When I was 12-13 yrs old the mother who lived next door was large breasted. Her breasts kept getting larger. It turns out both breasts were full of cysts which she had to have removed. After surgery she still was large breasted.
 
During a recent visit to my Doctor...I told her my concern over four lumps on my left breast....

She snapped on gloves, pressed down all over the area and told me not to worry.....

They were only my ribs. :(

Geez girl, don't be so sensitive, it could be worse. The last time I went to the doctor she poked around and asked,"Do you have ribs under there?"
:mad:

Comshaw
 
Clever humble brag!

Spoken by a man who has never had to deal with the weight or inconvenience of large breasts.

Why do large breasted women like hot tubs, deep baths and swimming pools? Because our breasts float and stop compressing our chests and straps, our shoulders.
 
When I was 12-13 yrs old the mother who lived next door was large breasted. Her breasts kept getting larger. It turns out both breasts were full of cysts which she had to have removed. After surgery she still was large breasted.

Scary, mine grew when I had to take Aldactone for a year. They said they would go back down once I was off it and they did, but not completely.

Digital mammograms yearly, no cysts.
 
Other problems:
Massage tables, massage chairs, physical therapy tables, archery, weightlifting, clothing, bras, weirdos following you around just because of breasts, guys talking to your breasts...
 
A gf lies on her side and puts a pillow between them - she's hoping to ward off those crease-lines :(
Not something I need worry about
 
Other problems:
Massage tables, massage chairs, physical therapy tables, archery, weightlifting, clothing, bras, weirdos following you around just because of breasts, guys talking to your breasts...

It's when they talk back is when things really get dicey...:eek:

Then again, there was that one time with the busty ventriloquist who loved to drink...hmmmm...
 
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