Planning out my day tomorrow...

Thinking I need to get a little housework done
http://i.imgur.com/RARhvv5.png

What's on your list of things to do?

I have to say, this pic is lovely. :heart: Probably my favorite.
Her curlers. Rollers? Her lips. The kind of disarray of the kitchen, like she's been multitasking between sexy time and chores and just remembered dinner...and oh dear, what to make?
 
The other day I was so pleased I unclogged the toilet using Dawn dishwashing soap and hot water. I forgot to put the lid back on the Dawn and didn't put it away. It was sitting on the back of the toilet. I have no idea how it fell off but it did. The entire rest of the bottle all over the floor, behind the toilet.

I decided it was a perfect time to clean the bathroom.

http://i.imgur.com/OLyGYPil.jpg
 
I need to go in and get spaghetti noodles. I'm wondering if it's appropriate to "dom" my own self by sticking something up my butt and then give myself 20 minutes to buy groceries or else!

Fig??
 
yes, that's why the eek face. I've never done it though. Can one self-fig? Seems risky. :rolleyes:

Oh yeah... I just read a Fet account of a girl being forced to put a fig into her ass by her Master. She also had to use chili powder on her pussy, but I digress.

I believe she didn't let go of the fig, but I'm not positive.
 
Oh yeah... I just read a Fet account of a girl being forced to put a fig into her ass by her Master. She also had to use chili powder on her pussy, but I digress.

I believe she didn't let go of the fig, but I'm not positive.

Chili powder!! A double whammy! :eek::eek:

When you say "let go of the fig" I'm imagining... in the grocery store, cart going rogue, not focusing on the list when the fig goes... plop??

How long can you keep a fig in? I need to google.

My eek face is in full force.
 
That depends upon how much of a pain slut you are.

I'm betting you couldn't keep it in more than a minute. :devil:

Do I have to, like, get out my whittling tools and carve one out? (I'm googling)

I'm not a pain slut at all - that stuff huuuuuurts. I do appreciate pain, though, for it's ummm.... transformative purposes? So if I could become a more productive grocery shopper, I'm in!

(I'm betting you're probably right) :(
 
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