My Shady Goods

Today is the 4th of July in America the day we celebrate our Independence (admit it, you heard the line from the movie in your head when you read that).

Today is full of red, white and blue. Heck my barrista had blue eye shadow and eye liner, bright red lipstick and a white shirt today (I got a free shot for noticing). But for me it was full of tan, white and not red.

attachment.php


The black in the picture is covering the white (which is why you got color for a change).

Happy Stuff Your Tea Up Your Ass Day!

Cheers

I'd prefer a full tan pic, but this is nice too.
 
Today is the 4th of July in America the day we celebrate our Independence (admit it, you heard the line from the movie in your head when you read that).

Today is full of red, white and blue. Heck my barrista had blue eye shadow and eye liner, bright red lipstick and a white shirt today (I got a free shot for noticing). But for me it was full of tan, white and not red.


The black in the picture is covering the white (which is why you got color for a change).

Happy Stuff Your Tea Up Your Ass Day!

Cheers

Well Ser Rogue! Your face is red enough and there is blue,
If you listened to me, the white would be too!
 
I'd prefer a full tan pic, but this is nice too.

Darn! I'm not fully tanned. I want to visit a nudist colony one day and take care of that but for now I have a band of white. Oh! I did hear about a lotion I could rub on that would make me tan everywhere. But since it's a lotion I might end up tanner in specific area of my white band. :eek: ;) :devil:

Well Ser Rogue! Your face is red enough and there is blue,
If you listened to me, the white would be too!

Yes Lady Lizzie? I hope I didnt burn my face. That would suck (and not in the good way). There was quite a bit of blue (even more you can't see). If I listened to everything you say (and asked) and lost the black there would be both white and red (in handprint shaped marks). ;) :devil:

Cheers
 
You Americans have some very strange holidays.

:cattail:

You have no idea Aphro. Did you know that one day a year some people stuff a chicken up a duck's ass, the duck up a turkey's ass, then cook and finally eat it? And you thought tea was strange! :confused: :eek:

Cheers

P.S. Turduckin. Look it up.
 
Over the last few months I got several requests for suit pics but I had no suit. When I finally had access to a suit I had no time. Tonight I had both. Here's an edited test shot.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Now I just need time to edit the real shots.

Cheers

P.S. I mean real suit and not bathing suit. No need for Speedo jokes.
 
Last edited:
Over the last few months I got several requests for suit pics but I had no suit. When I finally had access to a suit I had no time. Tonight I had both. Here's an edited test shot.

attachment.php


Now I just need time to edit the real shots.

Cheers

P.S. I mean real suit and not bathing suit. No need for Speedo jokes.
I'll take those undies any day over a pair of speedo's off or on :devil::kiss: good to see you back :kiss: or should that be front ;)
 
I'll take those undies any day over a pair of speedo's off or on :devil::kiss: good to see you back :kiss: or should that be front ;)

Thanks Omega. :kiss: :heart: But how exactly would you take them off? :confused: Feel free to PM me the details. No wait, that was rude of me. :eek: Please PM me the details. :) I have the other side around here somewhere but it's more back and less undies. Well more shoulders really. Oh! There's a thread for that...

Cheers
 
Thanks Omega. :kiss: :heart: But how exactly would you take them off? :confused: Feel free to PM me the details. No wait, that was rude of me. :eek: Please PM me the details. :) I have the other side around here somewhere but it's more back and less undies. Well more shoulders really. Oh! There's a thread for that...

Cheers

Tapping my foot....
So where's the shoulder pic? I woke that thread up nicely this weekend. Now do your bit.

Actually, the latest are both great shoulder pics right here. So thank you. :rose::kiss:
 
Tapping my foot....
So where's the shoulder pic? I woke that thread up nicely this weekend. Now do your bit.

Actually, the latest are both great shoulder pics right here. So thank you. :rose::kiss:

Sorry Mara. That wasn't nice of me to dangle something in front of you and then not let you lick it...I mean show it to you (hrmm I guess dangle doesn't mean what I think it means). I have corrected my oversight. You woke it up. I woke it up. What day would you like me to come wake you up? :confused: :devil:

I'm glad you liked the last couple. I'm slowly getting back into my shady groove. :cool: (I almost never get to use that one!)

See how good I was about not making a "when can I get into your groove" innuendo laced comment? DOH! Oh well spank me...I mean sue me. :eek:

Cheers
 
Over the last few months I got several requests for suit pics but I had no suit. When I finally had access to a suit I had no time. Tonight I had both. Here's an edited test shot.

attachment.php


Now I just need time to edit the real shots.

Cheers

P.S. I mean real suit and not bathing suit. No need for Speedo jokes.
Wow...yes. I rather enjoy that (lack of) suit. :kiss:
 
Over the last few months I got several requests for suit pics but I had no suit. When I finally had access to a suit I had no time. Tonight I had both. Here's an edited test shot.


Now I just need time to edit the real shots.

Cheers

P.S. I mean real suit and not bathing suit. No need for Speedo jokes.

Your proof of concept has me confused. I thought you were stripping down? Your test shot is one from the last bit? Or is it before you put every thing on and start stripping? In that case, may we please begin at the very beginning? The bottom is distracting and not proof enough.

Egal! More please! :kiss:
 
Wow...yes. I rather enjoy that (lack of) suit. :kiss:

Wait Katie, you can't see the suit? I thought those guys from Emperor Tailors LLC looked a little fishy but I didn't think they looked stupid!?! Jokes on them! They sold me a suit made from invisible fabric for the price of a regular suit. What morons!

And thanks Katie! :rose:

Your proof of concept has me confused. I thought you were stripping down? Your test shot is one from the last bit? Or is it before you put every thing on and start stripping? In that case, may we please begin at the very beginning? The bottom is distracting and not proof enough.

Egal! More please! :kiss:

My proof of concept was for camera angles ando where to stand. I shoot by voice rather than timer or remote. I did my test shot before getting dressed for the actual shoot. Test, try my one idea with shirt and tie, thenot dress and strip. It was a long session. But you prefer long sessions, right? ;) :heart:

Yes, I can start at the beginning then move methodically to the end.

Cheers
 
Last edited:
Over the last few months I got several requests for suit pics but I had no suit. When I finally had access to a suit I had no time. Tonight I had both. Here's an edited test shot.

attachment.php


Now I just need time to edit the real shots.

Cheers

P.S. I mean real suit and not bathing suit. No need for Speedo jokes.

No jokes or laughter from me, just looking and smiling.
 
Thanks Omega. :kiss: :heart: But how exactly would you take them off? :confused: Feel free to PM me the details. No wait, that was rude of me. :eek: Please PM me the details. :) I have the other side around here somewhere but it's more back and less undies. Well more shoulders really. Oh! There's a thread for that...

Cheers
The only way I know how, with my teeth :devil:;) :heart::kiss:
 
Anxiously awaiting suit pictures...

(sexiest thing evah - watching a man remove a dress shirt. Oh la la!)
 
No jokes or laughter from me, just looking and smiling.

I went to dictionary.com and looked up a more apt word...

ogling - verb
  1. looking at amorously, flirtatiously, or impertinently.
  2. eying; looking or staring at.

I just realized the looking and smiling while I'm dressed like this makes me feel like a Chippendale's dancer. ;) Can't wait for the tip after...or is that your line? :confused: :devil:

The only way I know how, with my teeth :devil:;) :heart::kiss:

I'm not usually a fan of limited options but there's an exception to every rule. ;) Bite and nibble away. When you're done I'll get these pants off, return the favor and we'll take the fun to the next level. :devil:

Cheers
 
Anxiously awaiting suit pictures...

(sexiest thing evah - watching a man remove a dress shirt. Oh la la!)

YESSS!!! What Aphroditiac said ^^^

Well how can I resist the first half of the alphabet? Here's 1-5 for A-M.

One
Two
Three
Four
Five

There's the start. I took far too many pictures. I considered cropping them differently but one of my photo critiquers mentioned it looked like a flip book like this. So flip away! :kiss:

Cheers
 
Last edited:
Well how can I resist the first half of the alphabet? Here's 1-5 for A-M.

One
Two
Three
Four
Five


There's the start. I took far too many pictures. I considered cropping them differently but one of my photo critiquers mentioned it looked like a flip book like this. So flip away! :kiss:

Cheers

I like where this is going.
 
Loving the flip book effect and each photo on its own.
Now promise you're going to roll up your sleeves Before you unbutton that shirt.
There's something about forearms...

These are Wonderful!!!
Thank you thank you thank you...
 
Mmm mmm.... there I said it!
:kiss:

Thanks Lizzie. :kiss: You can just call me Campbell's Soup from now on becasue it's Mmm Mmm Good. Of course I'm closer to Mmm Mmm Bad. ;) :devil:

Loving the flip book effect and each photo on its own.
Now promise you're going to roll up your sleeves Before you unbutton that shirt.
There's something about forearms...

These are Wonderful!!!
Thank you thank you thank you...

Thanks Mara! :rose: I wish i could make that promise but sadly the sleeves were only up in the test shots buuuuut you did ask for new Hands picture so I'm sure I can accommodate. :)

Cheers
 
Back
Top