Planning out my day tomorrow...

I just made a weird squinched up face. :eek:



Meh. It's gonna end up in the same place anyway...:devil:

One of my friends told me a story about getting his coffee in the morning.

His wife just had a baby, and he was loudly bitching about there being no milk for the coffee.
He said she walked over, looked him dead in the eye and...while still looking at him, squirted breast milk into his coffee.
"I dared not make a sound." he said.

Never met his wife, but I fell in love with her a little bit after that.
 
Meh. It's gonna end up in the same place anyway...:devil:

One of my friends told me a story about getting his coffee in the morning.

His wife just had a baby, and he was loudly bitching about there being no milk for the coffee.
He said she walked over, looked him dead in the eye and...while still looking at him, squirted breast milk into his coffee.
"I dared not make a sound." he said.

Never met his wife, but I fell in love with her a little bit after that.

That's hot.
 
One of my friends told me a story about getting his coffee in the morning.

His wife just had a baby, and he was loudly bitching about there being no milk for the coffee.
He said she walked over, looked him dead in the eye and...while still looking at him, squirted breast milk into his coffee.

It's a shame that option is not offered at Starbucks. ;)
 
Meh. It's gonna end up in the same place anyway...:devil:

One of my friends told me a story about getting his coffee in the morning.

His wife just had a baby, and he was loudly bitching about there being no milk for the coffee.
He said she walked over, looked him dead in the eye and...while still looking at him, squirted breast milk into his coffee.
"I dared not make a sound." he said.

Never met his wife, but I fell in love with her a little bit after that.

Nothing hotter than a woman who can express herself. :cool:
 
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