Apparently the NSA thinks I'm an extremist.

[Sean]

Are you a Linux Journal reader or use software such as Tor and Tails Linux? If so, you've probably been flagged as an "extremist" by the NSA. Leaked documents related to the XKeyscore snooping program reveal that the agency is targeting anyone who is interested in online privacy, specifically those who use the aforementioned software and visit the Linux user community website.

http://www.in.techspot.com/news/sec...-users-as-extremists/articleshow/47743699.cms

 

[Conager]

Duplicative.

 

[Hard_Rom]

One trip to the black web and some 5 Eyes super-computer will be all over you.

 

[Conager]

Ok, Mike.

FWIW, the FBI considers me a potential domestic terrorist based on my known associates and the illegal registry of gun owners that the FBI maintains from background checks despite black-letter law proscriptions against doing so.

Huge collections of meaningless, thin dossiers that no human ever gets around to perusing.

Despite the above, I have submitted 10-print cards to the FBI on three separate occasions for security clearance over the last 25 years and come up clean each time.

I have a fingetprint card in my wallet I got in February that claims I am clean for YEARS into the future till it expires.

How the omniscient and omnipotent FBI knows that I will not commit crimes in the future I have no idea.

 

[Sean]

One trip to the black web and some 5 Eyes super-computer will be all over you.

I've been using Linux for years. I'm a frequent reader of, and contributor to, various Linux forums. I also have TOR installed on this PC and my laptop. Apparently that makes me Osama Bin Laden.

 

[Disgustipated]

How the omniscient and omnipotent FBI knows that I will not commit crimes in the future I have no idea.

It's the lack of skills and cajones that give it away, Q-Bert.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I've been using Linux for years. I'm a frequent reader of, and contributor to, various Linux forums. I also have TOR installed on this PC and my laptop. Apparently that makes me Osama Bin Laden.

You are actively attempting to hide your presence and activities on the web. Guess how many bad guys use TOR.

 

[Lancecastor]

I've been using Linux for years. I'm a frequent reader of, and contributor to, various Linux forums. I also have TOR installed on this PC and my laptop. Apparently that makes me Osama Bin Laden.

O'seana/Chin Lackin'...a dangerous pair of twats.

 

[Que]

It's the lack of skills and cajones that give it away, Q-Bert.

So, your "skills" and daring are what make you such a master criminal and your shop a blight on the community, or did you mean that you literally, criminally offend using your actual testicles?

 

[Lancecastor]

I've sent sean's pics to the border people a bunch of times from different US entry points, but having the NSA on board keeping him out of the USA would be a great help.

 

[Disgustipated]

So, your "skills" and daring are what make you such a master criminal and your shop a blight on the community, or did you mean that you literally, criminally offend using your actual testicles?

I'm not a master criminal. I don't even take food from dumpsters.

 

[Que]

I'm not a master criminal. I don't even take food from dumpsters.

Hurr, hurr. Good one!

Do you accept barter for the meth pipes you sell?

 

[Boobyprize]

Apparently it's a double red flag if you hail from 'oop North' and wear copious amounts of Lynx. You're fucked Sean....

 

[Colonel Hogan]

http://www.in.techspot.com/news/sec...-users-as-extremists/articleshow/47743699.cms

The fact that you use the same concealment techniques as a terrorist does not make you a terrorist any more than your similar uses of a telephone to order a mutton pizza.

But it certainly makes more sense to monitor the relatively small population of those using such concealment techniques than it does to monitor the larger population of people ordering take out food.

Try not to give yourself so much self-importance.

 

[neci]

they are not interested in me.

so much for being famous.

 

[Conager]

...Try not to give yourself so much self-importance.

I reckon that horse left the barn quite a spell ago.

 

[Lancecastor]

I reckon that horse left the barn quite a spell ago.

http://www.boomerbrief.com/assets_c/2010/12/Please%20close%20the%20gate-thumb-500x298-1620.jpg

 

[Conager]

http://www.boomerbrief.com/assets_c/2010/12/Please%20close%20the%20gate-thumb-500x298-1620.jpg

That is outstanding. The best part is how the path is actually worn where people have actually gone through the gate instead of going around!

Proof positive that humans are herd animals.

 

[ryan8558]

they are not interested in me.

so much for being famous.

Yes, but try sunbathing topless in your backyard and you're guaranteed to have a Keyhole satellite take pictures of your boobies.

 

[richard_daily]

I've been using Linux for years. I'm a frequent reader of, and contributor to, various Linux forums. I also have TOR installed on this PC and my laptop. Apparently that makes me Osama Bin Laden.

Now you know how law-abiding gun owners feel.

 

[Sean]

You are actively attempting to hide your presence and activities on the web. Guess how many bad guys use TOR.

Guess how many journalists, academics, dissidents use it?

Apparently it's a double red flag if you hail from 'oop North' and wear copious amounts of Lynx. You're fucked Sean....

I'd never use Lynx! Long time no see, brum.

The fact that you use the same concealment techniques as a terrorist does not make you a terrorist any more than your similar uses of a telephone to order a mutton pizza.

But it certainly makes more sense to monitor the relatively small population of those using such concealment techniques than it does to monitor the larger population of people ordering take out food.

Try not to give yourself so much self-importance.

Linux is not "a concealment technique". It's a fucking operating system, and one that is far better than Windows or OSX.

Now you know how law-abiding gun owners feel.

No, I've never felt the need for a penis substitute.

 

[Lancecastor]

sean should have read the article before getting himself aroused.

Countries like Canada, the UK, New Zealand, Australia, and the US, also known as the "Five Eyes", are exempt from surveillance, however.

 

[Sean]

sean should have read the article before getting himself aroused.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Of course they are. Everyone knows the NSA and GCHQ don't spy on their own citizens.

 

[Christobal]

Sean you knew that would move you up on the list. I can no longer help you. Do not attempt to contact me again. Go to ground brother and stay there.

WOLVERINES!

 

[eyerami]

seaniepoo gets a letter addressed to him from PCH and actually fantasizes himself a winner, too!