Big Breast and Big Nipples 2.0.1

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Happy 4th. I will be away for the next few days so here is my patriotic Pic
 
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having big breasts

those who have them will understand. I find that I have encountered all of this:

1. Boob sweat.

These two words are the bane of anyone with large boobs who's ever dared step outside in the summer. It creeps from your underboob, seeping through your shirt and around each boob, giving you the appearance of a table with two large watermarks on it.

2. Strapless bras are a joke.

Oh, your friend with small boobs says she has the perfect strapless bra and you should totally try it? Just smile and nod. She'll never understand.

3. People literally don't believe your bra size.

"A 32G?!" they indignantly cry. "But that's not even a real size!" Unfortunately, many people still believe that the largest a chest can be is a DD when, in fact, so many people go above that, letter-wise.

4. You have a "wardrobe malfunction" at least once per summer.

No matter what kind of bathing suit you get, you invariably pop out of it at some point.

5. You get told your breasts are "distracting."

Ever notice how this is the only body part deemed distracting even when totally covered? Perhaps we should start telling people to cover up their knees because they're "causing a diversion."

6. The double standard of low-cut shirts. (This one is Sooooo true.)

If you have a small chest and wear a low-cut shirt, you're "daring and chic." If you have a large chest and wear a low-cut shirt, you're "too risqué," "over-the-top," or "sleezy."

7. Button-downs are the enemy.

Any button-down shirt you can possibly wear invariably comes with the dreaded gap between the buttons around your boobs.

8. Any long necklace gets swallowed between your boobs.

Farewell, adorable pendant. You'll be missed.

9. Bikinis that come as a pair are laughable. (SO TRUE)

Even if you're an XS in bottoms, you're still an XL in tops, making buying the top and bottom as a set an impossibility.

13. Anything flowy makes you look pregnant. (OMG>> yes)

Those adorable summery tunics? Noooope. If you wear one, it looks like a muumuu.

14. Running is painful. (2 sports bras)

And sports bras don't help all that much.

15. Walking down the stairs is a whole production. (jiggle jiggle, heave bounce, bounce.)

If you go quickly whatsoever, you're sure to bounce so much it hurts.

16. Sleeping on your back is oh-so-painful. (usually on one my sides.. and then.. it is wear to I put my arms.. under my breasts or over the top.)

And sleeping on your stomach is impossible! On the bright side, there are those out there who insist a wedge pillow can help with this.
 
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those who have them will understand. I find that I have encountered all of this:

1. Boob sweat.

These two words are the bane of anyone with large boobs who's ever dared step outside in the summer. It creeps from your underboob, seeping through your shirt and around each boob, giving you the appearance of a table with two large watermarks on it.

2. Strapless bras are a joke.

Oh, your friend with small boobs says she has the perfect strapless bra and you should totally try it? Just smile and nod. She'll never understand.

3. People literally don't believe your bra size.

"A 32G?!" they indignantly cry. "But that's not even a real size!" Unfortunately, many people still believe that the largest a chest can be is a DD when, in fact, so many people go above that, letter-wise.

4. You have a "wardrobe malfunction" at least once per summer.

No matter what kind of bathing suit you get, you invariably pop out of it at some point.

5. You get told your breasts are "distracting."

Ever notice how this is the only body part deemed distracting even when totally covered? Perhaps we should start telling people to cover up their knees because they're "causing a diversion."

6. The double standard of low-cut shirts. (This one is Sooooo true.)

If you have a small chest and wear a low-cut shirt, you're "daring and chic." If you have a large chest and wear a low-cut shirt, you're "too risqué," "over-the-top," or "sleezy."

7. Button-downs are the enemy.

Any button-down shirt you can possibly wear invariably comes with the dreaded gap between the buttons around your boobs.

8. Any long necklace gets swallowed between your boobs.

Farewell, adorable pendant. You'll be missed.

9. Bikinis that come as a pair are laughable. (SO TRUE)

Even if you're an XS in bottoms, you're still an XL in tops, making buying the top and bottom as a set an impossibility.

13. Anything flowy makes you look pregnant. (OMG>> yes)

Those adorable summery tunics? Noooope. If you wear one, it looks like a muumuu.

14. Running is painful. (2 sports bras)

And sports bras don't help all that much.

15. Walking down the stairs is a whole production. (jiggle jiggle, heave bounce, bounce.)

If you go quickly whatsoever, you're sure to bounce so much it hurts.

16. Sleeping on your back is oh-so-painful. (usually on one my sides.. and then.. it is wear to I put my arms.. under my breasts or over the top.)

And sleeping on your stomach is impossible! On the bright side, there are those out there who insist a wedge pillow can help with this.

Reading your list puts a whole new complexion on what life must be like for a well ended girl. I had a gf who took an F cup and she had similar problems. Getting a bra to fit was a huge logistical exercise. But, like you, she was stunning to look at - dressed or undressed.
 
Cuppers, I take it that you feel very well disposed regarding this topic, and deem it worthy of being continued?
 
to be continued

yes... I will add... and I am sure others can add to the list.

I plan on a few more pic... well I am going to be gone for a few dayz
 
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note: I am leaning forward so it tends to make them a .... well you can figure it out. :)
 
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