So fireworks are illegal.
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The G36 is the standard assault rifle used by the German Army.
It's the favorite assault rifle of the female shooters. The variously describe it as providing the benefits of a sybian while empowering them. Me? I don't care, the smile on their face after they fire the weapon is testament enough.
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It's the favorite assault rifle of the female shooters. The variously describe it as providing the benefits of a sybian while empowering them. Me? I don't care, the smile on their face after they fire the weapon is testament enough.
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I'm sure the SPCA has a program you can sign your dog up for to cure that drug addiction.
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This is a disappointing 2.5 on the self-imploding Drunken Ish Thread scale.
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I'm sure the SPCA has a program you can sign your dog up for to cure that drug addiction.
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It's really not funny. I have a shiba inu. He is freakin adorable. One firework goes off and all 25lbs of him is in my lap. No one else will do. He shakes and shivers until I hold him. I am thinking I will stay home tomorrow. Fuck the fireworks. He is 10 and way more important.
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I am almost drunk...is there criteria?
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In other words, we can add dogs to the gigantic list of "things Ish thinks he's an expert on, but has no clue".
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A guy I know from Oregon, fireworks were illegal, but they could buy sparklers and pops. As a child he and his friends used to do dangerous shit like disassemble the legal stuff, collect the powder, and make their own fireworks.
So, yeah, good job banning fireworks!
So, yeah, good job banning fireworks!
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We don't drug our dogs! If we did they'd be permanently drugged! LOL
Fireworks are a way of life here. Such exciting fun!
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Our dogs are conditioned by the constant background of small arms fire...
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Interesting...I thought it would have a lot more kick.
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Of course not. You stir fry them.
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If you don't know how to do it,
I'll show you how to wok the dawg...
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Do you pair dawgs with red or white wine?
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Speaking of shooting...
FOX keeps going on and on about the army sharpshooter who shot through a branch to rescue a Bald Eagle.
Sharpshooter my ass! Before they started calling him a sharpshooter, days ago he was just an army guy who expended 150 rounds to liberate the bird.
Jed Clampett would just shake his head and keep on whittlin'...
FOX keeps going on and on about the army sharpshooter who shot through a branch to rescue a Bald Eagle.
Sharpshooter my ass! Before they started calling him a sharpshooter, days ago he was just an army guy who expended 150 rounds to liberate the bird.
Jed Clampett would just shake his head and keep on whittlin'...
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Saki...
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These are right-handed* jokes.
You can tell because they are not mean.
* sinister means left-handed
