Dearest Fata, you will love me for this...

[pink]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/q90/s526x395/10177869_10152333378216112_2322739140625834042_n.jpg?oh=d2647062e04ab85a3b4dc9dd76e5ec1c&oe=57FB2002

 

[Fata Morgana]

Horrible cunt.

Ignore for you.

 

[lovetoread]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/fd52df9e23ee465e0d2a1e38f6c3fa84/tumblr_inline_o9ngcwG61a1tehvp2_500.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh carry on. Doctor Cuntface will be in any minute with a vast array of the fucking bastards trying to look winsome, play bongos or some such shit.

Hate you fuckers.

 

[Aquagal]

This made me think of you.

http://www.businessinsider.com/raclette-nyc-serves-incredibly-cheese-dish-2016-4

I had raclette once served on potatoes that was to die for.

 

[Fata Morgana]

This made me think of you.

http://www.businessinsider.com/raclette-nyc-serves-incredibly-cheese-dish-2016-4

I had raclette once served on potatoes that was to die for.

Aquagal, how I love thee. Let me count the ways.

 

[pink]

I like pulling your pigtails.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I should be bald!

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'll rub my web-shooter all over your face.

Awwww yeah.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh, why did I look in here when I know she hates spiders as much as I do?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'll rub my web-shooter all over your face.

Awwww yeah.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/mmk_zps65vknnd8.gif

 

[Hard_Rom]

Knowing what they probably are. Do you open the links?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Knowing what they probably are. Do you open the links?

Yes cos I'm a nosey cunt. Terrified of sharks but am glued to shark week.

 

[Christobal]

Yes cos I'm a nosey cunt. Terrified of sharks but am glued to shark week.

I will own both you bitches cause I am an all powerful newbie.

Crap. I won't. Maybe you could reply to my desperate need for attention? Purty please and other such nonsense.

 

[doctor_insanus]

O hai.

http://boosfunzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/spiders09.gif

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/03/1414984649542_wps_6_PIC_FROM_Sarah_DeRemer_CA.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

oh dear gawd, that is just awful

 

[Fata Morgana]

O hai.

http://boosfunzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/spiders09.gif

Cunt.

 

[spacekowboy]

Here, sweetpants.


https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41e5mRoQLRL.jpg

 

[pete]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/03/1414984649542_wps_6_PIC_FROM_Sarah_DeRemer_CA.jpg

goddammit
i lol'ed

 

[doctor_insanus]

Cunt.

Awww. Don't be like that, baby.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/3da418190b94a91f329ace97e36ca33c/tumblr_o9rivzwLbM1ukw533o1_1280.jpg

Smile!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Awww. Don't be like that, baby.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/3da418190b94a91f329ace97e36ca33c/tumblr_o9rivzwLbM1ukw533o1_1280.jpg

Smile!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/07dca51b-9914-443d-93f2-a4bce7e39c3c_zpsli9c5vd7.gif

 

[Hard_Rom]

GoFundMe to buy Fata a...

http://img.pandawhale.com/58438-Bearded-Dragon-eats-spider-gif-b4Mt.gif

 

[Christobal]

Cunt.

Aw come on. That is just a loveable fuzzy Ewok with a bunch of legs.

 

[Conager]

I will own both you bitches cause I am an all powerful newbie.

Crap. I won't. Maybe you could reply to my desperate need for attention? Purty please and other such nonsense.

If you have to keep announcing you are a noob, David, you are doing the whole return-as-not-Nymp817 thing wrong.