GB Seeky Awards!

Who is Lit's #1 Attention Seeker?


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I'd like to know how he even found this website and landed on the GB? What did he type in his search engine?

Nothing out of the ordinary:
via ScribD.

I came across one or two stories from Literotica that were published in their "Documents" section. (they also featured Literotica's website address).
 
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Posting almost hourly, for fourteen straight hours, in this thread alone.

This is how you win attention seeker of the year, ladies and gentlemen.

This is how you blow out the competition with 50%+ of the votes, people.


Eye of the tiger, baby.

Eye of the fvcking tiger!
 
You're a fat middle aged married 'family man' who engages in disgusting cyberstalking of women.
Your intellect is limitted as shown by your limitted range of interests and the same catch-phrases that you keep recycling, and you never went to College.

I would never exchange a word with your kind, IRL.
You repulse me.
 
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DO try to learn to make the distinction between real online harassment (what I've been experiencing) and such juvenile notions like

1."hashtag is an attention whore


2.she was equally rude to SaintPeter


3.hashtag complains about things.


4.She finds it so upsetting


Grow a brain.
You're either not very bright, or a creep like the one who's been doing the stalking.

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All true!



I still think you are a dude, or the hash profile is being shared by dudes. Aphro offers you a way out and you divert. No new strategy there. Now, if Laurel will participate, you might! Hold on. Not Laurel, the Pope! I hear he has mad social media skillz and is only slightly creepy.

You really should help swishy with his pickup. Thermostats are very complicated and a challenge to even the very tippy top mechanics.
 
As bad as it was, I kind of liked Unfriended

And having been in the company of Petey, fat is not the word I'd use for him in his shorty shorts.
 
Now Fata.

Unlike Aglaophene and Emerson who have entirely different motivations than you two,
I see that you and Pete are obviously keen to engage in your juvenile more benign type of games.

As irritated as I get sometimes with your juvenile jokes, you guys don't bother me that much tho, because your intent is clearly different (not malicious). Just wanting to let you know that.

Have fun, I'll see you tomorrow.
 
No way this cam session happens.

Excuses will be brought up at the last minute.

Ray Charles could see this one coming.
 
Thanks. The Papal discounts are surprisingly mean, as you'll remember.

Poor Hashtag. It's almost as if no-one will ever believe him.

It is a familiar game. New posters arrive, tell the GB how fucked up it is, foster hostility, and then slowly try to become part of the community. Hash added in lying about gender assignment and joining the racist's circle jerks. I give it a five percent chance of recovery. He should have created a new profile and washed his hands.

Now it is too late. The talented Lit Detectives have post after post to compare and contrast. It is too easy to get him riled up and posting pics of shit on his face.

Cam action with The Pope will change nothing.
 
Now Fata.

Unlike Aglaophene and Emerson who have entirely different motivations than you two,
I see that you and Pete are obviously keen to engage in your juvenile more benign type of games.

As irritated as I get sometimes with your juvenile jokes, you guys don't bother me that much tho, because your intent is clearly different (not malicious). Just wanting to let you know that.

Have fun, I'll see you tomorrow.

They're your own words once again, dishrag. ScribD search results for Literotica:

https://www.scribd.com/collections/13780924/Literotica

Maybe you ought to try reading this instead of mother and son incest stories. Is that why your mother sent you so far away?
 
We still need a second to step up and Skype with Hashy.

She mentioned Colonel Hogan and Ogg but is hesitant because they are men. I am now out because I am not trustworthy enough, apparently. :rolleyes:

What about Debbie? Female. Low/no drama. Hash? What do you think?

Or perhaps pink? You couldn't get someone more guileless than pink.

Bronzeage. Not female, but stays out of board drama.

Rainshine has offered. She isn't even a GB "regular" and as such has no loyalties or vested interests.

I'm glad you have embraced the idea, hash, even if you do not wish to speak to me. I truly feel it is the only way to quash all the speculation regarding you once and for all.
 
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