ChasNicollette
Allons-y Means Let's Go.
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Calling all Cars. (Hotline)
As much as it pained Ruby Reed to admit it, she was not... actually... as young as she used to be.
Not that she needed the pain of admission on top of the hangover she was nursing.
"Jesus God," she mumbled to herself, slouching her way through Titans Tower dressed in a baggy plaid flannel shirt and board shorts. "Did somebody get the plate of that ute?"
She never used to get hangovers.
Taking a slug from a bottle of water, trying to rehydrate, she stuck her head into the monitor room.
There was a post-it note on the monitor bank, apparently she was on monitor duty today.
"Man, no wonder Cyborg left The Titans when he got invited to join the classic League," Ruby grunted. "This being on two teams shit is for the birds. Or maybe speedsters."
And a pang gripped her heart. Cyborg. Oh, Vic.
Slumping down into the seat at the desk, Ruby finished chugging her water and tossed it for the recycling bin. While she had trained quite hard over the last twenty years to be physically capable, sometimes those old nerd muscles just kicked in... the bottle struck the lip of the bin and fell away.
"Fuck."
Scowling and wishing her stomach would stop churning so she could eat something, take some Motrin, she checked the duty roster for the day.
Raven was out in California, on call but not strictly on duty.
Tim, Wally, Kon, and Kori had taken Tim's jet, The Redwing, to investigate some rumors of a Santa Priscan Venom plant being repurposed to produce a different, more dangerous serum.
Kaldur was--
--she didn't get to finish reading.
Alarms started blaring, and Ruby grabbed her skull with both hands as the noise and lights wreaked havoc on her hangover.
But when she recovered, her hands dropped from her head. "Oh. Sweet fucking Christ."
Emergency bands were full of it, TV and radio and social media aggregate search engines--
--and to top it all off--
Her watch started yelling at her. (She hadn't wanted to take a watch. The last thing she needed was Lex Luthor being able to GPS her whenever he wanted. But to be available for The Justice League, it was the best option.)
Yeah, this two-team shit was definitely for the birds.
She grabbed her H-Dial out of her pocket, thumbed the slide open.
Hesitated. She could Dial.
But what were the chances that she could get something useful out of The Dial? Like... something with speed, flight, 'porting, anything that could get her to Metropolis remotely in time? And if she didn't get anything like that? What if she got stuck like that for awhile, unable to reverse-Dial out of that form?
...no, she needed another way to get there.
Before she even realized she was moving, she was pounding down the stairwell towards the garage level at the bottom of The Tower.
When she got there, she found it... under a tarp.
Barely touched in years.
Not since Cyborg had left The Titans to join The League.
The T-Car.
Vic always built things to last, but it still surprised her when it rumbled reluctantly to life.
"C'mon, you beautiful old piece of obsolescence," Ruby grimaced, flexing her hands on the steering wheel. "Just you, me, and The Apricot."
The hover-jets weren't working, but the amphibi-conversion was, and after some initial chugging, The T-Car powered her out across the surface of The East River, carving a trough through the water.
When she reached the bank, the car automatically converted to land travel and roared her through the city streets--
--city streets fraught with dangers--
--ninjas and mammoth-men and spellcasters--
--she ran over more than a few ninjas with a grim determination, feeling them thud into the bumper and under the wheels, she tried not to think about it, these were killers, she had to stop them--
"GTA V got banned in Australia," she growled to herself as she hauled up onto the sidewalk to weave out of gridlocked, panicked traffic.
"But you snakey-ninja chaos-hard-onned bitches, we ain't in Australia."
New York.
Now.
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Now.
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As much as it pained Ruby Reed to admit it, she was not... actually... as young as she used to be.
Not that she needed the pain of admission on top of the hangover she was nursing.
"Jesus God," she mumbled to herself, slouching her way through Titans Tower dressed in a baggy plaid flannel shirt and board shorts. "Did somebody get the plate of that ute?"
She never used to get hangovers.
Taking a slug from a bottle of water, trying to rehydrate, she stuck her head into the monitor room.
There was a post-it note on the monitor bank, apparently she was on monitor duty today.
"Man, no wonder Cyborg left The Titans when he got invited to join the classic League," Ruby grunted. "This being on two teams shit is for the birds. Or maybe speedsters."
And a pang gripped her heart. Cyborg. Oh, Vic.
Slumping down into the seat at the desk, Ruby finished chugging her water and tossed it for the recycling bin. While she had trained quite hard over the last twenty years to be physically capable, sometimes those old nerd muscles just kicked in... the bottle struck the lip of the bin and fell away.
"Fuck."
Scowling and wishing her stomach would stop churning so she could eat something, take some Motrin, she checked the duty roster for the day.
Raven was out in California, on call but not strictly on duty.
Tim, Wally, Kon, and Kori had taken Tim's jet, The Redwing, to investigate some rumors of a Santa Priscan Venom plant being repurposed to produce a different, more dangerous serum.
Kaldur was--
--she didn't get to finish reading.
Alarms started blaring, and Ruby grabbed her skull with both hands as the noise and lights wreaked havoc on her hangover.
But when she recovered, her hands dropped from her head. "Oh. Sweet fucking Christ."
Emergency bands were full of it, TV and radio and social media aggregate search engines--
--and to top it all off--
"JUSTICE LEAGUE ALERT! JUSTICE LEAGUE ALERT!"
"JUSTICE LEAGUE ALERT! REPORT TO HEADQUARTERS IMMEDIATELY FOR BRIEFING AND DISPATCH!"
"PRIORITY ALPHA!"
Her watch started yelling at her. (She hadn't wanted to take a watch. The last thing she needed was Lex Luthor being able to GPS her whenever he wanted. But to be available for The Justice League, it was the best option.)
Yeah, this two-team shit was definitely for the birds.
She grabbed her H-Dial out of her pocket, thumbed the slide open.
Hesitated. She could Dial.
But what were the chances that she could get something useful out of The Dial? Like... something with speed, flight, 'porting, anything that could get her to Metropolis remotely in time? And if she didn't get anything like that? What if she got stuck like that for awhile, unable to reverse-Dial out of that form?
...no, she needed another way to get there.
Before she even realized she was moving, she was pounding down the stairwell towards the garage level at the bottom of The Tower.
When she got there, she found it... under a tarp.
Barely touched in years.
Not since Cyborg had left The Titans to join The League.
The T-Car.
Vic always built things to last, but it still surprised her when it rumbled reluctantly to life.
"C'mon, you beautiful old piece of obsolescence," Ruby grimaced, flexing her hands on the steering wheel. "Just you, me, and The Apricot."
The hover-jets weren't working, but the amphibi-conversion was, and after some initial chugging, The T-Car powered her out across the surface of The East River, carving a trough through the water.
When she reached the bank, the car automatically converted to land travel and roared her through the city streets--
--city streets fraught with dangers--
--ninjas and mammoth-men and spellcasters--
--she ran over more than a few ninjas with a grim determination, feeling them thud into the bumper and under the wheels, she tried not to think about it, these were killers, she had to stop them--
"GTA V got banned in Australia," she growled to herself as she hauled up onto the sidewalk to weave out of gridlocked, panicked traffic.
"But you snakey-ninja chaos-hard-onned bitches, we ain't in Australia."
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