The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII: Free Speech and Boobies!!!!!

[Hard_Rom]

Tried to watch the original 'Night of the Living Dead' when I was 14 and home alone. Couldn't do it. House creaked a few times and that was it for me. Have watched it since and enjoyed it.

I think the gratuitous violence is what I don't like. Bas guy getting it is easy to watch. Cute girl from next door not so much. Stopped watching Criminal Minds because of the first five minutes.

 

[JohnnySavage]

72 holes of golf in two days. I'm knackered

 

[Aquagal]

Yes, much better today. Going to see The Conjuring 2 tomorrow night though, so will probably dislocate my fucking neck in fright.

Ugh I can't do weird devily scary where they crawl all fast and weird on the ceiling. Loved The Shallows! I screamed twice.

 

[Pookie]

Would you like to see it though? Even though you know you'll be scared if you do?

Yeah, but someone would have to ask me to watch it with them.

 

[1HF]

I love horror movies. Pookie is welcome to come snuggle and watch them with me any time.

The shorter hair feels great. I'm sure I will miss the length at some point, but it feels so much healthier now.

 

[Saint Peter]

You spelled whore wrong.

 

[Radiohead]

The shorter hair feels great. I'm sure I will miss the length at some point, but it feels so much healthier now.

NO NO

 

[Wings]

Preparing this house to put on the market is a quick way to drop 15 grand.

 

[Saint Peter]

Preparing this house to put on the market is a quick way to drop 15 grand.

Hey you!

Buying the next one is an even easier way to spend the moola.

 

[girlsmiley]

Yeah, but someone would have to ask me to watch it with them.

It's not the watching part that's scary. It's after. When you're lying in bed and it's quiet and dark, and your eyes are as big as saucers.

I would wake up and be your friend in the middle of the night. We could discuss all sorts of things. How to properly remove a sea urchin spike from your foot. What your favourite ice cream is.

 

[Wings]

Hey you!

Buying the next one is an even easier way to spend the moola.

I don't plan on buying again until we retire. Our life is at the point where having a landlord is essential.

 

[Saint Peter]

I don't plan on buying again until we retire. Our life is at the point where having a landlord is essential.

WE retire?



2073?

 

[Aphro]

Creepers everywhere! Answered the phone to a telemarketer today at my mum's place. Something to do with internet security. But my mum does not even have a computer. So I said no, thanks, we have no computer here.

Telemarketer: That's okay. You have a wonderful voice.

Me: Pardon?

Telemarketer: Yes. You sound like you are very beautiful.

Me: Wh- What?

Telemarketer: I would like very much to be your friend.

Me: Friend? Wait, you are calling about the internet?

Telemarketer: Do you have Facebook? I want to be your friend.

Me: I don't know you.

Telemarketer: But we will once we have had some very nice conversation and then we will be good, good friends. I like you very much, and your voice is very sexy...

Me: Fuck off.

 

[Wings]

WE retire?



2073?

Okay, I retire. He's still young enough to be my pool boy.

 

[Saint Peter]

Lucky little bastard!

 

[1HF]

NO NO

Yep yep.

 

[hashtag45]

You do it every time. You post in one of those silly threads whenever you see my name on the board.
But you're the one who's providing me with the entertainment, not the other way around.
Dummy.

 

[Wings]

Lucky little bastard!

He may be short but he's not little.

 

[Disgustipated]

Wait one second. It's GB women drama, and I'm NOT involved?

Something is wrong. This doesn't feel right.

Trolling isn't really drama, though.

Neither is interjecting yourself into someone else's drama and claiming it as your own.

 

[Emerson40]

Is pisting with yourself about yourself healthy, or a sign of deeper, serious mental issues?

 

[Disgustipated]

Is pisting with yourself about yourself healthy, or a sign of deeper, serious mental issues?

Totally healthy. Especially after a good rub'n'tug at the "Oriental Masseuse".

 

[girlsmiley]

I have no idea. I don't even think he knows.

Ignore is your friend.

Hashtag rent free. Hashtag obsessed.

 

[spacekowboy]

Bitches always miss the length.






Ahhhhthankyou.

 

[Lorilei]

Neither is interjecting yourself into someone else's drama and claiming it as your own.

Ok...

 

[dolf]

And then I broke up with him, because my kids couldn't get on with him. I forgot how empty an empty bed feels.