The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII: Free Speech and Boobies!!!!!

[pete]

One of my managers fired a guy for whistling all day. Not a song, a tune or even a jingle. Dude just whistled.

that sucks.
did you bounce back from that ok ?

 

[Disgustipated]

that sucks.
did you bounce back from that ok ?

There were other issues. He decided to bolt and have back surgery in Canada. He "wrote it on the calendar" and thought that was enough to take 2 months off. Saying he got let go for whistling is just funnier to me.

 

[Wings]

Dude. My voice is just fine, have you heard me speak? Years of Toastmasters combined with elocution lessons from my Deep Southern born mother ensures that my speech is impeccable when I want it to be. My singing voice, while not Beyoncé, is still better than Olivia. Jeesh

 

[Lancecastor]

One of my managers fired a guy for whistling all day. Not a song, a tune or even a jingle. Dude just whistled.

Maybe it's time to put the copy machines on self serve card readers?

 

[hashtag45]

One of my managers fired a guy for whistling all day. Not a song, a tune or even a jingle. Dude just whistled.

Geeze, only Luk could come up with such a clever and meaningful post.
Anyone who understands how workplaces 'work' can easily realise that it's bollocks.

 

[trysail]

______ Dow Jones
______ S&P 500
______ NASDAQ


http://www.google.com/finance/chart?cht=c&q=INDEXDJX:.DJI,INDEXSP:.INX,INDEXNASDAQ:.IXIC&tlf=12h&ei=1x4-UKjAApSK0QGSGw



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[Disgustipated]

Maybe it's time to put the copy machines on self serve card readers?

Geeze, only Luk could come up with such a clever and meaningful post.
Anyone who understands how workplaces 'work' can easily realise that it's bollocks.

*acknowledges you two*

 

[pointless]

yeah, but it's no linda ronstadt or bea arthur.

 

[spacekowboy]

Dude. My voice is just fine, have you heard me speak? Years of Toastmasters combined with elocution lessons from my Deep Southern born mother ensures that my speech is impeccable when I want it to be. My singing voice, while not Beyoncé, is still better than Olivia. Jeesh

This requires evidence please. Thanks.

 

[Wings]

There was only one Bea Arthur.

 

[Wings]

This requires evidence please. Thanks.

There might be some YouTube videos out there somewhere. Maybe.

 

[pointless]

There was only one Bea Arthur.

she made the star wars holiday special the classic that it is today.

 

[pointless]

life simply doesn't get any better than this.

 

[Emerson40]

life simply doesn't get any better than this.

http://67.media.tumblr.com/eae45dbfdc396c07db70ff807df47aa8/tumblr_mhvtzcAz1p1qbbnfeo1_500.jpg

 

[trysail]

They will blame it on BrExit.


But that, of course, is only is a convenient excuse and the objective correlative.


The fact of the matter is that, thanks to the irresponsible near-zero interest rate policy of the Federal Reserve, valuations were stretched because capital markets have been distorted (thank you, Janet Yellen).


The truth is that it could have been anything. You never know (in advance) what the proximate cause will be. All you can do is watch valuations, act rationally and wait for the inevitable.



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[HarryHill]

Cheer now you leave EU twits

 

[Wings]

Sex injury.

 

[pete]

Sex injury.

now comes the question - to file a health ins claim, or not?

 

[Lancecastor]

Sex injury.

How long before he can walk again, do you figure?

 

[Wings]

Settle down boys, it's just a scratch.

 

[spacekowboy]

Sex injury.

Sorry about that. I'll be more gentle next time.

 

[pensivepoet]

Settle down boys, it's just a scratch.

Don't blame me.
The chicken was your idea.

 

[pointless]

listening to bea arthur sing tends to do that to people.

 

[Wings]

It's only kinky if you use the whole chicken. I know this.

 

[HarryHill]

someone kiss it n make it better