Police Ask Disarmed Brits to Defend Themselves With Umbrellas

[Knot Again]

Police Ask Disarmed Brits to Defend Themselves With Umbrellas

How will we defend ourselves from criminals when the government has taken away our guns? With umbrellas, of course:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crim...ies-fight-back-with-an-umbrella-a3274381.html

 

[snugglestruggle]

Police Ask Disarmed Brits to Defend Themselves With Umbrellas

How will we defend ourselves from criminals when the government has taken away our guns? With umbrellas, of course:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crim...ies-fight-back-with-an-umbrella-a3274381.html

Every Britt has a John Steed umbrella sword, don't they?
http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/10/285x214/204429_1.jpg

 

[renard_ruse]

Every Britt has a John Steed umbrella sword, don't they?
http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/10/285x214/204429_1.jpg

And a bowler hat.

 

[Knot Again]

 

[JohnnySavage]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/57/84/a3/5784a3e8c82ffdc1da395f1ded31eab6.jpg

 

[Knot Again]

Go(far away)Rilla Savage weighs in

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Holy shit! You actually posted a link to the story.
Your batting 1 out of a 1,000.

 

[JohnD2345]

your stories

I agree with your politics so I checked out your stories. I particularly liked the Fifth Anniversary. I also liked the photo thread. Please continue to post. JD

 

[MichaelinChina]

haha that is exactly what Americans are so fucking afraid of, losing their BIG HIGHPOWERED GUNS....for hunting, and to counter their penis envy.

Mind you the Umbrella Lobby in the US will take over from the NRA!

 

[Noor]

http://www.bartitsu.org/index.php/2013/04/woman-repels-ruffian-boston-globe-190/

There are already laws against hat pins!

 

[NOIRTRASH]

The Brits gave it up back in 1914. Today members of Parliament and soldiers are on their own and unprotected from criminals.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

haha that is exactly what Americans are so fucking afraid of, losing their BIG HIGHPOWERED GUNS....for hunting, and to counter their penis envy.

Mind you the Umbrella Lobby in the US will take over from the NRA!

Bullshit.

We are afraid of becoming China.

The guns are a cherished symbol of liberty and the rule of law.

 

[Knot Again]

America Is Awash In Guns, And Crime Is At Record Lows.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I saw an episode of strange inheritance and was made aware that you can even own a tank. Hell, they were auctioning them off...



I might like to own a tank.

 

[miles]

Bullshit.

We are afraid of becoming China.

The guns are a cherished symbol of liberty and the rule of law.

Hence the name "People's Republic."

 

[geronimo_appleby]

oops. wrong thread.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Maybe every Brit is a "Kingsman..."

 

[miles]

All the Brits have to do is bare their teeth and their attackers will cut and run.