The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII: Free Speech and Boobies!!!!!

[GimpyIntellect]

So, the eye didn't photograph as spectacularly as it actually looks.

But a tweak of the colour and - bam! No sharpie required. Looks just like a bona fide punch in the eye. I should post it on Fet.

I'm wearing sunglasses all day today. It feels worse than it looks.

Want me to call the police?

Your husband should not get away with this!

 

[Aphro]

Want me to call the police?

Your husband should not get away with this!

Maybe THAT is what I am allergic to!

 

[Lorilei]

I'm ready for fall now.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Wow, that's gorgeous Brooke!

From what I can see of it, anyway. My right eye is half swollen shut this morning. I seem to be having an allergic reaction to something. I hope it goes down soon, because I look like someone punched me. Plus it itches and hurts like a mofo.

Maybe you have a dead blackfly in it.

 

[Disgustipated]

Good morning to you too, sunshine.

He prefers the scent of Lance's ballsac around his neck.

I'm ready for fall now.

Hey, it hit 80 here yesterday!

 

[ryan8558]

He prefers the scent of Lance's ballsac around his neck.



Hey, it hit 80 here yesterday!

Did here too. about 6 AM.

 

[Bookishleigh]

He prefers the scent of Lance's ballsac around his neck.

Eww, I need to go stand back in the elevator to get that image out of my head.

 

[trysail]

Women wear perfume.


The crap the marketeers and snake oil peddlars try to sell to men smells like shit— makes me wanna puke.


The stuff is hideous.




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[RobDownSouth]

Did here too. about 6 AM.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13466511_907298022725388_331884749823262835_n.jpg?oh=9727ef2b07052b9dca01385a27a8ab2f&oe=57C40ACD

 

[Aphro]

Maybe you have a dead blackfly in it.

Yuck! I hope not!

 

[Disgustipated]

Dad Of The Year Gets Head Tattoo To Match His Son’s Surgery Scar

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...brain-cancer-scar_us_576a6068e4b065534f484244

 

[Fata Morgana]

Women wear perfume.


The crap the marketeers and snake oil peddlars try to sell to men smells like shit— makes me wanna puke.


The stuff is hideous.




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Jesus, calm down. We're you raped by a bottle of Old Spice or summat?

 

[trysail]

Jesus, calm down. We're you raped by a bottle of Old Spice or summat?

Maybe you can get Phil to gargle the stuff.



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[Fata Morgana]

Maybe you can get Phil to gargle the stuff.



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Now yer talkin!

 

[pointless]

has anyone else noticed how oddly racist the anti-racist message in zootopia actually is? seriously, it's almost as bad as the vampires = gays thing on true blood.

 

[Disgustipated]

has anyone else noticed how oddly racist the anti-racist message in zootopia actually is? seriously, it's almost as bad as the vampires = gays thing on true blood.

I'm not 6 nor a tween girl so no. No, I have not.

 

[pointless]

I'm not 6 nor a tween girl so no. No, I have not.

are you sure about that?

 

[Disgustipated]

are you sure about that?

For the sake of eeyore's sanity, yes.

 

[pointless]

okay then. whatever you say, miss.

 

[ryan8558]

has anyone else noticed how oddly racist the anti-racist message in zootopia actually is? seriously, it's almost as bad as the vampires = gays thing on true blood.

Nope. No young'uns in the house anymore so haven't seen it and probably won't.


However, I do want to see Finding Dory and whatever the new Incredibles movie will be.

 

[Hard_Rom]

has anyone else noticed how oddly racist the anti-racist message in zootopia actually is? seriously, it's almost as bad as the vampires = gays thing on true blood.

Had to Google Zootopia. So what do the carnivores eat. Non-Zootopia citizens or an animal soylent green?

 

[pointless]

eh, i guess i just like movies too much. also, there's been a lot of bad movies lately. you can see my conundrum. i've been having to watch inside out and shit just to make up for the terribleness of batman v superman and the stunning mediocrity of x-men: apocalypse.

and i liked x-men: apocalypse. it was still terrible, though. it was like two movies condensed into one by cutting out everything that made them make sense.

but that reminds me: i have to watch finding dory.

 

[pointless]

Had to Google Zootopia. So what do the carnivores eat. Non-Zootopia citizens or an animal soylent green?

popsicles and donuts, apparently. seriously, for obvious reasons there really isn't a lot of eating going on.

 

[Disgustipated]

eh, i guess i just like movies too much. also, there's been a lot of bad movies lately. you can see my conundrum. i've been having to watch inside out and shit just to make up for the terribleness of batman v superman and the stunning mediocrity of x-men: apocalypse.

and i liked x-men: apocalypse. it was still terrible, though. it was like two movies condensed into one by cutting out everything that made them make sense.

but that reminds me: i have to watch finding dory.

I liked Apocolypse more than I thought I would.

 

[Hard_Rom]

popsicles and donuts, apparently. seriously, for obvious reasons there really isn't a lot of eating going on.

I'm picturing a 4 year old offering a donut to a gator in Disneyland.

When I was a kid, Bambi's mother was shot, the pigs drank whiskey and the rabbits engaged in organized warfare.

What are we teaching kids these days?!