The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII: Free Speech and Boobies!!!!!

[Emerson40]

Hashisms and some Hashspeak to English, roughly translated.



/// (sometimes ////, or /////) -> I will be back shortly, for more attention

Aella -> new username created by hssh345, hoping pisters would forget what an annoying and irrelevant shit-pister hssh345 was. Later banned by Laurel, for being a shite pister.

Autodidact -> self-made racist

Blurt Girl -> any female who has told me to fuck off

BusyBody (AKA BB) -> hashy’s first true Lit love, their irrelevant pist style, racism, and attention seeking being analogous.

E is my 2nd -> I have no idea what I am saying

Educated Pistor who makes me laugh -> Racist and / or Bigot

Genius -> What hashy calls someone in a pist reply -intended as insult - when his 'personality disorder' hinders him from accepting he has no idea what he is blabbing about

hssh345alt -> alt created by hashtag345 in order to have a second vote in polls (sometimes casts opposing vote, as hashy can be very indecisive)

I think _______ -> I have no idea what I am saying

Leaving the Thread -> Be right back

Ignore -> Fake Ignore

Intelligent -> Bigot

Middle-aged -> the age that hashy feels adults should refrain from discussing, thinking of, or (shudder) having sex, especially if you have children, and doubly-especially if you are pisting on an adult forum.

Migrate -> Exiled is to opposite side of and earth by family due to my stupidity and comprehension challenges

Personality Disorder -> the name hashy uses to explain that spot of bother he is afflicted with, that has him logging in and posting 24/7 on a message board where he is not liked, to seek attention, hobnob with other racists, squabble, and play the victim everyday, all day.

Pist -> Post

Progressive -> anyone who has told me to fuck off

Relentless -> more than once

Sarcasm -> I have no idea what I am saying

Stalker -> someone who pists in the same thread as me

The Clique -> 'Cool Kids', the identities of which undetermined, usually someone pisting something contrary to a hashy pist

Troll -> when hashy successfully replies to a pist without fucking up the ‘quote’ function

Us / We -> Me

White Knight - any male pister who pisted after a Blurt Girl, to tell me to ‘fuck off’

Xenophobic -> anyone who can’t decipher hashspeak, and also how hashy345 describes the Army of Deviants and Peeping Toms (mostly Asian) who are constantly sneaking peeks under hashy’s bathroom stall door

 

[Conager]

^^^^^ my vote for official #lexicographer

Can't be a #smorgasbord. That's a northern European word.

#Paella, then.

 

[Lyricalli]

Hashisms and some Hashspeak to English, roughly translated.

Aella -> alt created by hashtag 345 in order to have a second vote in polls (sometimes casts opposing vote, as hashy can be very indecisive)

A minor correction: hssh345alt was created to make a second choice in a multiple-choice poll.

Aella was an attempt to get people to stop using all the hash-inspired nicknames. Such a good plan; it worked like a charm.

 

[Lyricalli]

#Paella, then.

Exactly.

 

[Emerson40]

A minor correction: hssh345alt was created to make a second choice in a multiple-choice poll.

Aella was an attempt to get people to stop using all the hash-inspired nicknames. Such a good plan; it worked like a charm.

Corrections made, thanks!


You do know that your participation will likely inspire hashy to pull out his français, and he'll suggest you sucer mon pénis.

 

[Conager]

Correction: the migration was flight to avoid intervention. Went to another continent because all their family and acquaintances were "ganging up" and suggesting they seek professional services for their mental health issues.

Sadly, the jerks at the job a hemisphere away were making the same suggestion, rejection of which led to their "wrongful" termination.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Observation:

You all know more about the one you call hashtag than I know of my best friend.

wow...just wow

 

[Conager]

Observation:

You all know more about the one you call hashtag than I know of my best friend.

wow...just wow

Because they insinuate themselves into every single discussion on lit for the past year I interact with hashtag even while avoiding hashtag more than any other human on the planet.

Since suicide is the eventual outcome of this particular attention seeker I'm praying for it to come sooner, rather than later. It's the merciful thing to pray for.

 

[hashtag45]

Because they insinuate themselves into every single discussion on lit for the past year I interact with hashtag even while avoiding hashtag more than any other human on the planet.

Since suicide is the eventual outcome of this particular attention seeker I'm praying for it to come sooner, rather than later. It's the merciful thing to pray for.

You're a disgusting pile of human being, Que.

You already asked me to commit suicide when I first joined the forum and I was stupid enough to reveal the fact that I was quite depressed after going through a personal tragedy.

I deleted the post shortly after, but you kept taunting me about it as if you wanted to push me over the edge.

Put me on ignore. I want nothing to do with you or with the Emerson, and you won't be running me out of the forum.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Because they insinuate themselves into every single discussion on lit for the past year I interact with hashtag even while avoiding hashtag more than any other human on the planet.

Since suicide is the eventual outcome of this particular attention seeker I'm praying for it to come sooner, rather than later. It's the merciful thing to pray for.

again i can only say...wow

 

[Conager]

You already asked me to commit suicide when I first joined the forum and I was stupid enough to reveal the fact that I was quite depressed after going through a personal tragedy.

No, you remember incorrectly. Like every sane member of this forum I completely ignored you.

I did not address you even once, did not speak to you, did not quote you. In short, I did not post to or about you.

Until you decided out of the blue to choose to troll me for no other reason than your stated goal of quote having fun unquote.

 

[hashtag45]

And after your recent comments and your recent attempts to re-initiate contact, I'm starting to wonder: maybe Rob was right and You are behind all those idiotic alts who've been trolling me, Que.

Geeze, you all assholes are so fucked up with your long-term grudges and sleezy inuendoes and your armies of attack alts.



I'm nor putting you on ignore.
But I won't engage with you unless I have to corect other attempts of slander like the "history of mental illness" and "wrongful termination" crap.

 

[Conager]

And after your recent comments and your recent attempts to re-initiate contact, I'm starting to wonder: maybe Rob was right and You are behind all those idiotic alts who've been trolling me, Que.

Geeze, you all assholes are so fucked up with your long-term grudges and sleezy inuendoes and your armies of attack alts.



I'm nor putting you on ignore.
But I won't engage with you unless I have to corect other attempts of slander like the "history of mental illness" and "wrongful termination" crap.

Telling you to STFU and reminding you that you do not get to so much as mention me is not "re-igniting contact" your fantasies notwithstanding.

When Rob yanks your chain, he is not accusing you of being me, which would be a complement; he does it to insult me with the infamy of being you, and conveniently uses it as cover for his attention-seeking behavior.

When you respond to Rob accusing you of being me I will take that as you discussing me and act accordingly.

 

[Hard_Rom]

If you don't post stories, engage in RP threads or any thread besides the GB and PB, hate and despise the liberal tendencies of this site, are iggied and on multiple alts, why are you here.

Drama, abuse attention whore? Or just a plain trolling asshole?

 

[Lyricalli]

Corrections made, thanks!

You do know that your participation will likely inspire hashy to pull out his français, and he'll suggest you sucer mon pénis.

That doesn't bother me. I understand that some people have a jealous streak, and it makes them angsty.

 

[hashtag45]

If you don't post stories, engage in RP threads or any thread besides the GB and PB, hate and despise the liberal tendencies of this site, are iggied and on multiple alts, why are you here.

Drama, abuse attention whore? Or just a plain trolling asshole?

You assholes always rationalize it "Dishrag is asking for it", "she loves the attention and the abuse", "she has a humiliation fetish".
You know who talks like that IRL? Domestic abusers.

So shut up before you realise how stupid you sound.

 

[Conager]

The inability to follow a logical train of thought to its obvious conclusion should not surprise me.

50% of the population is below the median for intelligence. 90% of the remaining "smart ones" fall within 15 IQ points from brightest to most average.

 

[Adjudicator]

Poor little victim, hashtag.

 

[hashtag45]

Who gave birth to you? Que?

All these alts are stupid.
You grown-up men are behaving like teenagers, yet you point the finger at other people for behaviors half as immature as yours.

 

[removed9556]

 

[OralDave]

As far as the beanies are concerned there are almost as many as in one of our storage units... i have been taking pix and cataloging since about 2pm....I have not even started the star trek stuff. It`s going to be a long night... if you check out my latest tumblr posts, the one of me - in which "soneone" told me I looked like a crack dealers girlfriend (if you agree or disagree, please, please, please, let me know.) Iam about half done with beanies and will be doing the star trek next.

Crap, I was distracted. Was this the blurt thread? oops1

Oh, you look great..... which is not a compliment. Honestly. Or if it is, I mean to say....

 

[RobDownSouth]

Very well put, hashtag. Your syntax is coming along splendidly; almost as if you are fluent.

It's absolutely astonishing how often "she" can sound like a dyspeptic fifty-year-old white man.

 

[Lancecastor]

Observation:

You all know more about the one you call hashtag than I know of my best friend.

wow...just wow

They are a very "knowing" bunch, it seems.



 

[hashtag45]

It's absolutely astonishing how often "she" can sound like a dyspeptic fifty-year-old white man.

Do you have no shame?
You know very well that I'm not "a Que alt".

Stop with these mind-boggling mind-games and using me as a pawn in this vendetta that you two have going on.
The problem is, you're making Jennifer, Zumi et al to buy even more into this alt crap.

 

[pensivepoet]

Holy hell
Now hash has taken over the blurts?
Is there not one last bastion of safety?