Who exactly are the Blurt Bitches?

Do we have a list of names yet? Am I one?

Hash makes Poppy read like Stephen Hawking.
 
So you Blurt girls chose Gimpy et al -the epithomes of maleness- as your spokespersons?

You girls surely know how to pick'em lol.
 
I keep hearing this term and it has me worried.
Are they women I should stay away from?
A list of names could be helpful here.
Please advise. I do not like bullies.
Thank you.

Technically, they are known as the Opinionated Ladies Of Lit (OLOL).

The 2016 OLOL roster
  • butters (president)
  • Wings (past president)
  • Fata Morgana
  • Gianbattista
  • Aglaopheme
  • lovetoread (VP, technology issues)
  • Noor (VP, medical/pharmacological issues)
  • neci
  • yossi
  • Pink
  • Pookie (sgt-at-arms)
  • TwinkleStars (VP, bewb smushing)
  • Jennifer
  • Lady Lorilei

The OLOL mascot is Des Essientes and the OLOL pegboy is Lance.
 
Technically, they are known as the Opinionated Ladies Of Lit (OLOL).

The 2016 OLOL roster
  • butters (president)
  • Wings (past president)
  • Fata Morgana
  • Gianbattista
  • Aglaopheme
  • lovetoread (VP, technology issues)
  • Noor (VP, medical/pharmacological issues)
  • neci
  • yossi
  • Pink
  • Pookie (sgt-at-arms)
  • TwinkleStars (VP, bewb smushing)
  • Jennifer
  • Lady Lorilei

The OLOL mascot is Des Essientes and the OLOL pegboy is Lance.

Fem can take on corporate law. She's Colonel with a vagina and less prominent mustache.
 
Technically, they are known as the Opinionated Ladies Of Lit (OLOL).

The 2016 OLOL roster
  • butters (president)
  • Wings (past president)
  • Fata Morgana
  • Gianbattista
  • Aglaopheme
  • lovetoread (VP, technology issues)
  • Noor (VP, medical/pharmacological issues)
  • neci
  • yossi
  • Pink
  • Pookie (sgt-at-arms)
  • TwinkleStars (VP, bewb smushing)
  • Jennifer
  • Lady Lorilei

The OLOL mascot is Des Essientes and the OLOL pegboy is Lance.
ooh! imma president!


that means i can delegate that whole pegging thing, right? or i'm gonna abdicate. :mad:
 
exxcellent!

now, do i get a fancy cape?

Sorry, neci spilled wine on the ceremonial cape and the dry cleaners were unable to get the stain out. You're gonna have to run a fund raiser to replace it, those things are prohibitively expensive.

You still have your orb 'n scepter though.
 
This President is pretty demanding. Is Hillary gonna be this way?
 
Sorry, neci spilled wine on the ceremonial cape and the dry cleaners were unable to get the stain out. You're gonna have to run a fund raiser to replace it, those things are prohibitively expensive.

You still have your orb 'n scepter though.
so howsabout someone hops over to kazakhstan and nicks the parachutes? silk's nice

*hefts sceptre, calculating weight and damage-possibilities*
 
so howsabout someone hops over to kazakhstan and nicks the parachutes? silk's nice

*hefts sceptre, calculating weight and damage-possibilities*

Umm, sweetie? Just like you tell Harry: be careful where you point that thing. You could hurt somebody.
 
who made me president anyway? ''...some people have power forced upon them'' :rolleyes:

Rob...but it's not a bad call.

You're probably the biggest bitch here in terms of size, posts per day and whining.

When you start working, will you be able to fulfill your daily quota here?
 
Technically, they are known as the Opinionated Ladies Of Lit (OLOL).

The 2016 OLOL roster
  • butters (president)
  • Wings (past president)
  • Fata Morgana
  • Gianbattista
  • Aglaopheme
  • lovetoread (VP, technology issues)
  • Noor (VP, medical/pharmacological issues)
  • neci
  • yossi
  • Pink
  • Pookie (sgt-at-arms)
  • TwinkleStars (VP, bewb smushing)
  • Jennifer
  • Lady Lorilei

The OLOL mascot is Des Essientes and the OLOL pegboy is Lance.

Another list I didn't make. :(

I guess I am not a blurt bitch. Le sigh.
 
Another list I didn't make. :(

I guess I am not a blurt bitch. Le sigh.

I gotta list for you to make, BlurtBitch.

  1. Eggs (brown, free range)
  2. Almond Milk (Blue Diamond, NOT that Silk crap!)
  3. Sriracha Sauce (large)
  4. Blueberries (2)
  5. (6) avocados.
I'll text you if I think of more.
 
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