Looking for an Impossibility

[Brave Maximus]

I've posted ads here before, though not for a little while.
I'm looking for something specific. I'm always open to meeting new people and making friends... but this ad is for something specific (or... about as specific as I can get - which isn't very).

I'm looking for a girl.
Someone to talk with, play with, be silly with and spend time with. Someone I can be sensual and sexual with, but who will also talk to me about her day or thoughts or ideas or hopes and fears. Someone who is a bit submissive at times, but can give back, who can stand with me and can show me what she wants. Someone who doesn't mind me being dominant.

I'm looking for someone 26 or under.
I don't care about height. But, I wouldn't mind someone skinnier (girls with curves are awesome... but.... right now... this is what I'd like). Breast size doesn't matter either, though if I'm being honest, I would love someone with either tiny breasts or huge...

I'd like someone who will watch a horror movie, even if they bury themselves in my arm for most of it. Someone who can stand me geeking out, and who doesn't mind the occasional Disney flic.

Someone who keeps up with world events, can talk intelligently about politics, social issues, food or why the sky is blue would be amazing.

And just make it truly impossible... an asian or south asian girl would be awesome (but ethnicity doesn't really matter, just seeing if I can find someone....)

So... that's asking a lot....
What do you get in return?

I'm 6'10" and in decent shape. I have black hair which I shave and a trim black goatee. My eyes are dark blue with gold halo's around the pupil. I am also very broad in the shoulders - taking up most door frames with ease. Pretty much every part of me is huge... take that as you will.

I love to talk. I love to talk about movies, music, religion, politics, games, geeky things, anime or just normal things like going out wandering around downtown.

I am an amazing cook - and it's something I really enjoy doing. I love the challenge of trying a new recipes.

So... let's see if I get a response or two....

 

[Brave Maximus]

Little bump

 

[Brave Maximus]

One more bump?

 

[Brave Maximus]

So I'm guessing that either:
What I'm looking for isn't on lit (entirely possible)
Or
I'm just not what anyones looking for (entirely probable)

 

[AKentuckyLady]

So I'm guessing that either:
What I'm looking for isn't on lit (entirely possible)
Or
I'm just not what anyones looking for (entirely probable)

Well, let me give you an insight on what a "girl" might think of your post.

It's too specific.

Are you planning on meeting this girl in real life, and living happily ever after? If you are, honestly Lit is not the place to find the love of your life.

If you aren't planning on meeting, then you need to start looking at the intangibles instead of looks. Personality, wit, confidence, submissiveness, common interests.

Let's see how this post would look if a woman wrote it:

"I want a guy that's at least 6ft tall. He must be muscled, strong, have a great job and be able to buy me whatever I need. He must put up with my bullshit but at the same time, think I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread, since I am.

I'd really like someone with chestnut hair, like Edward in Twilight, but hey, that's just my preference. Vampires rock, and you must be on Team Edward if you want to talk to me.

My hobbies are painting my toenails, looking pretty, and the color teal. Hit me up."

Just my two cents, which in this day and age aren't worth 1 cent.

 

[Brave Maximus]

Well, let me give you an insight on what a "girl" might think of your post.

It's too specific.

Are you planning on meeting this girl in real life, and living happily ever after? If you are, honestly Lit is not the place to find the love of your life.

If you aren't planning on meeting, then you need to start looking at the intangibles instead of looks. Personality, wit, confidence, submissiveness, common interests.

Let's see how this post would look if a woman wrote it:

"I want a guy that's at least 6ft tall. He must be muscled, strong, have a great job and be able to buy me whatever I need. He must put up with my bullshit but at the same time, think I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread, since I am.

I'd really like someone with chestnut hair, like Edward in Twilight, but hey, that's just my preference. Vampires rock, and you must be on Team Edward if you want to talk to me.

My hobbies are painting my toenails, looking pretty, and the color teal. Hit me up."

Just my two cents, which in this day and age aren't worth 1 cent.

I'm sorry that that's what you took away from it...
I'm also quite curious as to why you focused so much on the physical (when in my post, anything physical that I was looking for amounted to 2 out of 14 lines...)

Actually, I'm a bit floored as to how shallow you think I am, as evidenced by your "mirrior" ad.

Wow... guess I am a jackass....

 

[FelicityJohns]

Honestly, I took this the same as AKL. (And lmao...!)

HOWEVER, I don't know you well enough to call you shallow. I'd say you're idealistic. Is that a negative? Well, no, but what life teaches us is that ideal probably doesn't exist.

For instance, I met most of your criteria. Except I'm too old, too fat, and too white. What happens with that kind of idealism is, you miss out on amazing things.

Do yourself a service and, as AKL said, focus on the intangibles if you're looking for an online relationship. If you're looking for real life, you'll have to put yourself out there and realize we're all flawed. And beautiful. Find the woman who accepts you for you, and who you can accept for her.

Best of luck.

 

[Brave Maximus]

See the thing is, I don't want to get into an argument, because at this point there is nothing that can be done.
AKL has painted me as quite shallow. Further more, past experience has show that if I argue against people, that I will be accused of attack, being a mysogynist and, even worse... a CONSERVATIVE!!! (no, seriously, it happened....)

But (yes, the infamous "but" - meaning ignore everything I just said)....
I'm trying to figure out how 2 criteria (Age and skinnier) and 2 preferences with a statement of not being those preferences are fine as well constitutes being too picky?
Age - Sure, it's a number, and by setting it, I miss out on things. At the same time, I've tried with people both older than that and older than myself. And in my real life world, I've found that I tend to have better interactions and feel more comfortable with people a bit younger than my age. So, for that, yes, I have a preference.
Size... again, I think women with curves are incredibly sexy. Again though, The way things are going in my life right now, I find that, more and more, I'm attracted to skinnier girls. Should I lie, compromise, and fake it? Or just be honest up front?
Breasts - Right off the bat "doesn't matter" but, if someone happened to have either larger or smaller... cool! If not, no worries!
Ethnicity - I said "Doesn't matter" - but from past experiences, I've gotten along quite well with people of certian back grounds, and if I could happen to find that - then awesome! So being "too white" doesn't factor in.

What really bothers me is that both of you said focus on the intangibles: Do you mean like finding someone who shares a passion of cooking, or politics or reading or geeky things?
Because those intangibles took up 6 out of 14 lines. Where any physicality I'm looking for only took up 2, maybe 3?

The thread is dead. The second I have to justify myself, it's pretty much over.
I'm just at a loss as to why the negative connontation happened when it was the lesser and... not even negative?

 

[AnotherDude99]

Why do you care...

I'm sorry that that's what you took away from it...
I'm also quite curious as to why you focused so much on the physical (when in my post, anything physical that I was looking for amounted to 2 out of 14 lines...)

Actually, I'm a bit floored as to how shallow you think I am, as evidenced by your "mirrior" ad.

Wow... guess I am a jackass....

about some other people's opinion ? you want asians with small butts and big tits.. well, that's what you want then. fuck what anyone else thinks. this is your playpen.. you play how you want. fuck the rest.

 

[lacandy]

about some other people's opinion ? you want asians with small butts and big tits.. well, that's what you want then. fuck what anyone else thinks. this is your playpen.. you play how you want. fuck the rest.

YES!!! Thank you!!

 

[AKentuckyLady]

I don't think you're shallow, and I didn't say that you were. Just too specific

Yes, my mirror ad was tongue in cheek and an exaggeration. You seem articulate, interesting, and yes, I can see you're looking for a personality as well as looks.

There was no personal attack. I didn't say you were a bad person, did I? You had no responses and bumped your thread several times. I simply gave you my opinion of maybe why you weren't getting any responses and tried to be funny while doing it. Apparently that fell flat, so I apologize if I came across as "mean girl" to you.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I thought your ad was fine. we all have preferences, but it doesn't mean that we'll say no to anything else. I once thought I'd marry a cowboy. I instead married the guy who works on the truck that pulls the horse trailer and am still married 24 years later.

But I do agree with keeping your mind open one of the bigger lit assholes became one of my most amazing friends ever and it's because I looked passed the jerk to see the sweetheart.

good luck

 

[shadow_anon2u]

Damn. I was just going to ask for a picture....

 

[Satisfyme21]

Wow, 6'10 sounds incredible! Hope you find someone

 

[Brave Maximus]

Since this one went weird... anyone feel like a hug?
Just kind of feeling alone right now...

 

[whtwlf1790]

If you don't mind a bro hug I have no problem because I know what you mean. I do hope you find someone to talk with, both in cyberspace and real life.

 

[jezzilee]

Since this one went weird... anyone feel like a hug?
Just kind of feeling alone right now...

We all have a preconceived notion of what we like, of who we are interested in and sometimes we find that person. I often wonder if I missed out on great relationships because of my own tendency to discount a potential partner because of this or that. I find that I often get really excited about the getting to know you phase but then a few months down the road realize that what I have gotten myself into is not really what I was looking for.

I was not offended in any way with your OP. There is never anything wrong with being honest about what attracts you to a person, especially when you qualify your "guidelines" with also being amenable to other attributes as well. I do not believe you to be shallow.

Good luck in your search, don't count lit out as far as finding your true love. I hope you find the one you are looking for

 

[LostBabygirl3489]

I think your post is fine. We all have preferences. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[lacandy]

Since this one went weird... anyone feel like a hug?
Just kind of feeling alone right now...

{{{{HUGS}}}}

 

[Brave Maximus]

Thank you ladies - glad to know I'm not crazy
whtwlf - brohugs are good too

The hugs from every one were awesome

 

[whtwlf1790]

Thank you ladies - glad to know I'm not crazy
whtwlf - brohugs are good too

The hugs from every one were awesome

You are welcome, Like i said I know where you are coming from and i know the value of just having someone show you any sort of attention lol.

 

[Brave Maximus]

What the heck, one more bump

 

[ClariceRose]

You've described your fantasy woman...we all have an image of our fantasy person. I think that you may want to simply seek out an Asian woman on a personals site. Maybe you already have....Good luck

 

[Brave Maximus]

I think that you may want to simply seek out an Asian woman on a personals site...

So, maybe it's because I'm in an analytical mood and I've been looking at the languaged used in the fall out of Brexit.... but...

Why do people focus on one thing, ignoring everything else. I'm just confused by this reply.

 

[ClariceRose]

So, maybe it's because I'm in an analytical mood and I've been looking at the languaged used in the fall out of Brexit.... but...

Why do people focus on one thing, ignoring everything else. I'm just confused by this reply.

Because sometimes the whole puzzle is hard to get.. so try one piece at a time. If you feel that you may be into Asian women... then start with that.