What causes "gun violence"?

[richard_daily]

Apparently, according to some, its a disease that you can catch, simply by having access to firearms.

I have guns, but I've never caught it. What can I do to protect myself from it?

 

[phrodeau]

Don't take anti-depressants.

 

[richard_daily]

Don't take anti-depressants.

Ok, what else can I do?

I'm very concerned.

 

[pensivepoet]

Get a cat
They're very calming.
Smoke weed
It makes you too lazy to be crazy

 

[richard_daily]

Get a cat
They're very calming.
Smoke weed
It makes you too lazy to be crazy

But I'm allergic, and I don't like the taste, respectively (please don't reverse them).

 

[phrodeau]

But I'm allergic, and I don't like the taste, respectively (please don't reverse them).

Well there you go. Just keep your ammo in a pile of cat dander.

 

[richard_daily]

Well there you go. Just keep your ammo in a pile of cat dander.

And that will prevent gun violence?

 

[NOIRTRASH]

don't become a radical democrat terrorist. All the groups that abuse guns are democrat: niggers, muslims, nutjobs on disability.

 

[Liar]

It's not rocket science. Element A combined with element B.

 

[richard_daily]

It's not rocket science. Element A combined with element B.

You've being vague.

Am I going to catch it?

Are you recommending an abstinence only model?

Please clarify!

 

[Liar]

You've being vague.

Am I going to catch it?

Are you recommending an abstinence only model?

Please clarify!

Are you a viloent mofo?

 

[richard_daily]

Are you a viloent mofo?

I don't know what that is.

 

[RobDownSouth]

What causes "gun violence"?

Three things:

1. Chuck Norris movies
2. Fox News
3. The Internet

We have a generation that has grown up on a diet of Chuck Norris shoot-em-ups, where getting rid of perceived problems is as simple as pointing-and-shooting.

We have Fox News which has fostered a culture of resentment towards everyone.

We have the Internet where like-minded psychopaths bond and form mutual aggrievement societies. They're "not alone" anymore, and are embiggened to "do something".

 

[Liar]

I don't know what that is.

I know this is just you being fatecious, but it would have helped if the schtick was at least semi clever to begin with.

 

[richard_daily]

What causes "gun violence"?

Three things:

1. Chuck Norris movies
2. Fox News
3. The Internet

We have a generation that has grown up on a diet of Chuck Norris shoot-em-ups, where getting rid of perceived problems is as simple as pointing-and-shooting.

We have Fox News which has fostered a culture of resentment towards everyone.

We have the Internet where like-minded psychopaths bond and form mutual aggrievement societies. They're "not alone" anymore, and are embiggened to "do something".

I have the internet.

None of the other things are issues in my life.

Do you think I will catch gun violence?

 

[RobDownSouth]

I have the internet.

None of the other things are issues in my life.

Do you think I will catch gun violence?

Do you feel aggrieved? If not, chances are essentially nil.

 

[richard_daily]

Do you feel aggrieved? If not, chances are essentially nil.

No. I had an upset stomach the other day though.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I know this is just you being fatecious...

<Queerbait voice>
Oh look at liar, doing his trademark fat-shaming!
</Queerbait voice>

 

[pensivepoet]

You could try "streaking"
There was very little gun violence when people were laughing at pale skinny guys running naked, their limp confused dicks flopping, their balls bouncing like tiny bungee jumpers.
Replace the current fad with an old silly one.
You're welcome.

 

[richard_daily]

You could try "streaking"
There was very little gun violence when people were laughing at pale skinny guys running naked, their limp confused dicks flopping, their balls bouncing like tiny bungee jumpers.
Replace the current fad with an old silly one.
You're welcome.

Why would my dick be confused?

Do confused dicks lead to gun violence?

 

[pensivepoet]

Why would my dick be confused?

Do confused dicks lead to gun violence?

Apparently it does in Orlando

 

[richard_daily]

Apparently it does in Orlando

I don't live in Orlando.

Am I ok?

Does AJ live in Orlando? He has a confused dick.

 

[pensivepoet]

I don't live in Orlando.

Am I ok?

Does AJ live in Orlando? He is a confused dick.

Pookie keeps him under control.
And Hash keeps him sedated with stupidity.

 

[Saint Peter]

Never shake a babygun.

 

[Noor]

Being male, not being able to fit into the society you wish to and under/unemployment.

For school age kids substitute being bullied for under/unemployment.

Then there are the known mentally ill like Laurie Dann.