Seeking partner in crime

[jj72uk_]

Ok jokes aside, I'm not really pro law breaking.

33 (going on 34) English male. I'm educated, articulate and well spoken.

Just looking for someone to chat, flirt, banter with to pass the time. Hopefully to feel some type of connection with someone.

I have no extreme kinks but do have some limits/no no's which are: No blood/violence, no scat, no animals, no shit/piss, no rape.

I have kik/Skype/yahoo and am able to chat throughout the day due to my type of work.

If you're female, looking for a chat with a nice good looking guy with a British accent IM me and we can move over to kik/Skype.

 

[Iceprincess12]

What's up with the whole anti-law breaking thing? Everyone needs at least one stint in the joint, dropped soap in the shower and shank made from your roomies anal hair. You haven't really lived until you get stuck with one of those!

A bit disappointed in how straight your tie is, but accents...that's another story

...to be continued

 

[LonelyLittleRed]

I'd like to talk if you're not busy

 

[dreamykitten2]

I'd love to chat with you!! Love the English accent!

Ok jokes aside, I'm not really pro law breaking.

33 (going on 34) English male. I'm educated, articulate and well spoken.

Just looking for someone to chat, flirt, banter with to pass the time. Hopefully to feel some type of connection with someone.

I have no extreme kinks but do have some limits/no no's which are: No blood/violence, no scat, no animals, no shit/piss, no rape.

I have kik/Skype/yahoo and am able to chat throughout the day due to my type of work.

If you're female, looking for a chat with a nice good looking guy with a British accent IM me and we can move over to kik/Skype.

I have Kik I'd love to chat! I think you will find me articulate and I love to banter and flirt. I'm also educated and I have a wide knowledge on a large variety of subjects! And I have a blog you will enjoy!

http://dreamykittenexposed.blogspot.com/?m=1

 

[LonelyLittleRed]

I wouldn't mind alittle flirtatious banter, it sounds fun.

 

[jj72uk_]

What's up with the whole anti-law breaking thing? Everyone needs at least one stint in the joint, dropped soap in the shower and shank made from your roomies anal hair. You haven't really lived until you get stuck with one of those!

A bit disappointed in how straight your tie is, but accents...that's another story

...to be continued

Better a straight tie than no tie at all

 

[Iceprincess12]

Better a straight tie than no tie at all

I've seen some sexy looks without a tie. It never stays on long anyway, does it?

 

[jj72uk_]

I've seen some sexy looks without a tie. It never stays on long anyway, does it?

It might not stay on me but it has other uses too

 

[Iceprincess12]

It might not stay on me but it has other uses too

Teeny picture but you are so right!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/136x136/e4/04/e6/e404e620e354078ed1a9d4289407f7f1.jpg

 

[jj72uk_]

Teeny picture but you are so right!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/136x136/e4/04/e6/e404e620e354078ed1a9d4289407f7f1.jpg

The one on the wrist is the closest to what I was thinking

 

[Iceprincess12]

The one on the wrist is the closest to what I was thinking

Friendship bracelets...squeal.

We are totally painting our toenails tonight!

 

[jj72uk_]

Friendship bracelets...squeal.

We are totally painting our toenails tonight!

Think you've gotten the wrong end of the stick

 

[Iceprincess12]

Think you've gotten the wrong end of the stick

I do that a lot. Maybe that's why I never have any fun.

 

[jj72uk_]

I do that a lot. Maybe that's why I never have any fun.

Well you need to learn which end of the stick to hold

 

[Iceprincess12]

Well you need to learn which end of the stick to hold

Remind me.

 

[jj72uk_]

Remind me.

1 handed or 2 handed?

 

[Iceprincess12]

1 handed or 2 handed?

I'm feeling bold. One hand behind my back.

Let's see how thick of a stick I can palm.

 

[jj72uk_]

I'm feeling bold. One hand behind my back.

Let's see how thick of a stick I can palm.

I would need to see your hand to be able to hazard a guess

 

[Iceprincess12]

I would need to see your hand to be able to hazard a guess

Show me yours first.

 

[jj72uk_]

Show me yours first.

In England it's always ladies first

 

[galpuss]

Hiya

PM sent

 

[Iceprincess12]

In England it's always ladies first

Always the gentleman .

Ok, it's in the mail.

 

[jj72uk_]

Always the gentleman .

Ok, it's in the mail.

Eagerly waiting

 

[jj72uk_]

Always the gentleman .

Ok, it's in the mail.

Snail mail?

 

[Iceprincess12]

Snail mail?

I may have used the wrong stamp. Your currency is darsek right?