Holy fuck, I used to date this guy

[LadyFunkenstein]

He used to always talk about impregnating me which I disregarded. (I discussed this guy with 2 litsters, RD and SS)

I did not know he was at the beginning of this strage fetish...

He still pops up on my phone contacts when I type the letters ar...

jessus fucking christ I have to win an award for this.

http://nypost.com/2016/06/12/professor-who-donates-sperm-in-city-bathrooms-has-sired-22-kids/

 

[Lancecastor]

Which washrooms did he take you to?

 

[jezzilee]

Which washrooms did he take you to?

Still laughing

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Still laughing

Same... that was pretty funny.

 

[Lancecastor]

It's like slow pitch... Was the third date in the wheelchair stall?

Wide stance, family bathroom, ass wet in urinal, blue mints....

Okay, i'm done.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

It's like slow pitch... Was the third date in the wheelchair stall?

Wide stance, family bathroom, ass wet in urinal, blue mints....

Okay, i'm done.

I know...

I am dying here....

 

[RoryN]

That's wild, LadyFunk.

(And whoever came up with the headline deserves a Cadillac.)

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Just wait until one or more go on government assistance and the State goes after him for child support. I've read multiple stories like that.

 

[jezzilee]

I dated a guy that was in the arian brotherhood, I had no diea... he burned houses down while people were still in them.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

That's wild, LadyFunk.

(And whoever came up with the headline deserves a Cadillac.)

I literally have thought about him within the last week. Thanks to cell phone bizarreness, his name pops up if I email someone starting the with letter A.

I really thought it was kink talk.

I bet I wrote about him here at Lit. Now I have to do a search...

 

[Lancecastor]

I dated a guy that was in the arian brotherhood, I had no diea... he burned houses down while people were still in them.

I dated a hooker (long story) who was on parole for burning her husband and children out of their home while in it.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Read what I said about him in 2007 then look at the article again, especially the pics

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=22193438&postcount=67

 

[RoryN]

Wow.

If I said that stuff now, it would officially count as role-playing.

 

[Conager]

I was a new employee and the area of the cubicle warren that I was assigned to had an empty spot. Attractive girl comes back from some sort of leave and is seated by me. She tells some harmless, self-aggrandizing tall-tales about her time off. Says she was in NYC, auditioning. I figure her to be saving face, found out later was institutionalized for anorexia. Appeared healthy then.

I ask her out. She doesn't say no, but a date does not ever get blocked in. I figure she is not that interested, if at all.

Couple of weeks layer, she commits capital murder. Shot a father of five in commission of a robbery. I think it was on a Christmas Eve. Since she was a pretty little white girl she got something like 35 to life instead of execution.

I googled to see if my recollection was right and found this article: http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/life-interrupted-6409988

Still glibly lying. Dodged a bullet there.

 

[jezzilee]

I dated a hooker (long story) who was on parole for burning her husband and children out of their home while in it.

We should talk .
it was probably one of the most harrowing experiences of my life.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I was a new employee and the area of the cubicle warren that I was assigned to had an empty spot. Attractive girl comes back from some sort of leave and is seated by me. She tells some harmless, self-aggrandizing tall-tales about her time off. Says she was in NYC, auditioning. I figure her to be saving face, found out later was institutionalized for anorexia. Appeared healthy then.

I ask her out. She doesn't say no, but a date does not ever get blocked in. I figure she is not that interested, if at all.

Couple of weeks layer, she commits capital murder. Shot a father of five in commission of a robbery. I think it was on a Christmas Eve. Since she was a pretty little white girl she got something like 35 to life instead of execution.

I googled to see if my recollection was right and found this article: http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/life-interrupted-6409988

Still glibly lying. Dodged a bullet there.

Damn, that's wild!

 

[Hard_Rom]

http://unsolvedmysteries.wikia.com/wiki/David_O'Neil

I smoked a doobie with this guy at a local bike show a few weeks prior to him killing Officer Scott Rossiter. Rossiter was known as a hardass. O'Neil a low level thief at worst. Never figured him to be a killer. Especially not a cop killer.

Wayne Kellestine of the infamous Shedden Bandito Massacre was probably O'Neil's killer. He is one scary dude. Hitler lover, racist and all around evil dude.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Not sure why black jewy baby is funny. But it is.

Maybe because I could only imagine saying it while deep inside the pussy.

Or maybe because I imagine busybody saying it.


Did you date busybody?

 

[LadyVer]

Read what I said about him in 2007 then look at the article again, especially the pics

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=22193438&postcount=67

Out of curosity, what specifically led to your deciding to cut the ties with this guy?

 

[Aphro]

Not sure why black jewy baby is funny. But it is.

Maybe because I could only imagine saying it while deep inside the pussy.

Or maybe because I imagine busybody saying it.


Did you date busybody?

It sounds like racist candy. Sort of like a jelly baby.

Fucking guy. Jacks off into a menstrual cup in the Starbucks, then walks out and gives it to the woman. Nice. Imagine if he stumbles and spills it into someone's latte.

Black jewy baby. Makes me want to go eat licorice gummy bears.

Talk about dodging a bullet. And I laughed at the bit about how Target won't let you watch porn on their free WiFi!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Out of curosity, what specifically led to your deciding to cut the ties with this guy?

Eh, he was simply not the type of guy to get serious with. Hang out for a while then move on. He didn't seem to notice when I faded so there you have it.

 

[Aphro]

It's like slow pitch... Was the third date in the wheelchair stall?

Wide stance, family bathroom, ass wet in urinal, blue mints....

Okay, i'm done.

Oh my God...

TFF!

 

[RawHumor]

Black jewy baby. Makes me want to go eat licorice gummy bears.

The one occasion I so flippantly used the N word back when I was a kid...

 

[VaticanAssassin]

It sounds like racist candy. Sort of like a jelly baby.

Fucking guy. Jacks off into a menstrual cup in the Starbucks, then walks out and gives it to the woman. Nice. Imagine if he stumbles and spills it into someone's latte.

Black jewy baby. Makes me want to go eat licorice gummy bears.

Talk about dodging a bullet. And I laughed at the bit about how Target won't let you watch porn on their free WiFi!

Wish they would have said how many babies he was paying support on.

As a professor in NY city I can't imagine he has that much extra $.

But even if I was in the middle of ducking one of the few black girls I dated, I can't imagine being able to say black jewy baby without laughing.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Dear auto correct. I have never once meant to type ducking in my whole ducking life.