Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Cymru6969]

What say we start another?

Her diary held many tales

 

[Hornblende]

What say we start another?

yep, definitely a good idea.

Her diary held many tales
Of the men that she scratched with her nails

 

[barefootgirl69]

Her diary held many tales
Of the men that she scratched with her nails
Lipstick in red

 

[Hornblende]

Her diary held many tales
Of the men that she scratched with her nails
Lipstick in red
And a demon in bed

 

[summer_knight]

Her diary held many tales
Of the men that she scratched with her nails
Lipstick in red
And a demon in bed
A woman like that never fails

 

[mamasota]

Mais ouis, she is a fine lady

 

[summer_knight]

Mais ouis, she is a fine lady
But not quite the proper maidie

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Mais ouis, she is a fine lady
But not quite the proper maidie
The neighborhood bike

 

[Hornblende]

Mais ouis, she is a fine lady
But not quite the proper maidie
The neighborhood bike
Yet hard to dislike

 

[summer_knight]

Mais ouis, she is a fine lady
But not quite the proper maidie
The neighborhood bike
Yet hard to dislike
They ride for free on vendredi

 

[Cymru6969]

Cloaked in a plush red velvet robe

 

[Hornblende]

Cloaked in a plush red velvet robe
She was clearly no sexophobe

 

[summer_knight]

Cloaked in a plush red velvet robe
She was clearly no sexophobe
Her blatant desire

 

[DarciD]

Cloaked in a plush red velvet robe
She was clearly no sexophobe
Her blatant desire
Nearly set them on fire

 

[DarciD]

Although seemingly quite shy

 

[Hornblende]

Although seemingly quite shy
She had quite a glint in her eye

 

[suckonsimon]

Although seemingly quite shy
She had quite a glint in her eye
which could raise an erection

 

[Hornblende]

Although seemingly quite shy
She had quite a glint in her eye
which could raise an erection
(impressive cross-section )

 

[suckonsimon]

Although seemingly quite shy
She had quite a glint in her eye
which could raise an erection
(impressive cross-section )
"Come on gal, in yer mouth. Have a try"

 

[Cymru6969]

I go nowhere fast in spin class

 

[DarciD]

I go nowhere fast in spin class
Tho I go to keep a shapely ass

 

[Cymru6969]

I go nowhere fast in spin class
Tho I go to keep a shapely ass
Loud music and sweat

Darci

 

[summer_knight]

I go nowhere fast in spin class
Tho I go to keep a shapely ass
Loud music and sweat
Pain, but no regret

 

[Hornblende]

I go nowhere fast in spin class
Tho I go to keep a shapely ass
Loud music and sweat
Pain, but no regret
For all those good things come to pass.

 

[butters]

the end! oh, the end, it is nigh!