Do you appreciate this site enough to "pay through the nose to be a member"?

[eyer15]

Do you appreciate this site enough to "pay through the nose to be a member"?

No? Then butters is talking to your "kind":

fuckin' ingrates

exactly the kind of people who won't respect or appreciate the site because they're not forced to pay through the nose to be a member.

I'm definitely an ingrate who would instantly quit posting here if paid membership was instituted, even if it cost a penny.

Could you possibly be "forced to pay through the nose to be a member" here? Keep in mind a perk to your paid membership is earning butter's approval as someone who respects and appreciates the site as much as she deems she does. And maybe as an added bonus to every paid membership, butters will kick-in an autographed photo of her and her sister Orca the last time they got together at Sea World - who knows, we all get lucky once in a while.

Do you even have to be "forced"? (that word makes me swoon each and every time a self-imagined tolerant, open-minded, lover of equality progressive so naturally utters it).

Would you voluntarily purchase a paid membership to literotica.com?

What is a reasonable price to pay for membership to literotica.com?

How much "pay through the nose" is too much in your estimation?

Please feel free to comment on all those queries if you wish, but the main poll question is:

Should the GB only be open to paid members?

 

[Disgustipated]

If only you could sell the WiFi you steal from the WallyWorld, you could afford a paid membership on the Lit.

 

[Liar]

Paying through the nose sounds untidy.

 

[eyer15]

Can you pay through your nose?

...was butter's code for two lines for a blowjob in her coke whore days.

 

[Lancecastor]

Why do you think she's leavng dagenham for the states anyway?

 

[richard_daily]

If paying a penny for membership would remove the eeyore's of the world from it, I'd gladly pay $100.

 

[butters]

ooh look, a vanity thread

 

[lovecraft68]

I'd pay and I'm amazed Laurel doesn't charge.

I know the poll is specific to the GB, but I'd see it for the entire site

$9.99 to read and post unlimited would be a bargain for this site.

And if you paid, that means you have to have a name, meaning for story side no more anonymous "fuck you and die" comments and on the boards? The assholes here who create countless alts would be paying $9.99 for every alt.

So would you pay $80 a month to keep harassing people under multiple names? Some here would and at that point Laurel would be much appreciative.

And if she did charge then I'm sure a lot of it would go back into the site. Snazzier features, better tech more money for the writing contests, better class of reader and poster

But she doesn't charge so its a moot point.

It would be something to see how just a small amount of money a month to join would clean this place up in some areas.

The go fund me and patreon sites would be full of people here saying "fund my alts, please!"

 

[Lancecastor]

I'd pay for a Snitches Get Stitches feature.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'd pay for a Snitches Get Stitches feature.

~reported~



For violence...

 

[Lancecastor]

Masochist.

 

[Debbie]

I would pay if we could have a demerits points system for certain posters who like breaking the forum rules, get warnings, bans and then throw hissy fits.


Or if we could vote some posters off the gb and only be able to post on the pg for a specified time.

We need a dislike button too.

More emojii's.

Naked guys in the ladies room to hand out warm towels, lube, compliments, little penis shaped choccies with creamy centres. Not marzipan though - that stuff is nasty.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I snitched...

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Lance has threatened me! LAUREL!!!​

 

[Lancecastor]

I snitched...

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Lance has threatened me! LAUREL!!!​

D-oh... Foiled by the Classic indian martial arts jedi mind trick trap!

 

[lovecraft68]

I'd pay for a Snitches Get Stitches feature.

So you'd subscribe to the BDSM forum?

 

[Lancecastor]

So you'd subscribe to the BDSM forum?

Laura, long before i became The GB's Most Trusted Hall of Fame Oscar Winning Rabbit, i owned the BDSM Forum.

 

[lovecraft68]

Laura, long before i became The GB's Most Trusted Hall of Fame Oscar Winning Rabbit, i owned the BDSM Forum.

Nope, Primalex owns the BDSM forum, he'll tell you, the guy even quotes himself in his sig

I think forums and BDSM aren't a great mix, too many actors. At least at munches or even fet cons and of course clubs you can get a real feel for the person and if they're legit.

I tone down my lifestyle experience here, too many people telling everyone how domly they are for my taste and trying the its got to be this way and that's that in a lifestyle that only has three rules and two are flexible person by person, only one rule to follow, otherwise its not "its always this!"

 

[Saint Peter]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGC5IBgWIAE1V2j.jpg

 

[hashtag45]

I would certainly pay as much as asked for. Because, despite the inevitable clashes, I think that this forum is awesome!

I wouldn't like to have it documented in my credit card statement, tho.

 

[Liar]

Do you appreciate this site enough to "pay through the nose to be a member"?

No.

But I appreciate it enough to not be a whiny bitch who act as if I did.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ahm too chea..., er, uh, frugal to pay...

 

[Magnetron]

I don't consider what goes on in the GB worthy enough to warrant a cover charge.

And butters is a Narwhal.

They are the fucking unicorns of the sea.

Everyone should at least pay to a petting zoo fee for the luxury of patting her on the head and sticking our fingers in her blow hole.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She's a manatee...

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fucking wankers.

 

[hashtag45]

The assholes here who create countless alts would be paying $9.99 for every alt.

The go fund me and patreon sites would be full of people here saying "fund my alts, please!"

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