The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Disgustipated]

somebody needs to cut off your access to the usa network. it would be for the best.

It's one of those shows I've watched from the jump so it's got my balls and heart.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

My spam mailbox never fails to entertain me.

Today I got this one. How the hell did I get added to a "Find a Russian Bride" site?

"How are things?? I am Nadezhda. i search a friend. I very love travelling, dancing! I live in Russia. Regards, Nadezhda!"

Denny-------- Go for it. I just sent a check for $5000. They are sending the most beautiful 19 year old virgin Russian girl as soon as my check clears. She has a rich uncle that's going to send us on lots of exotic vacations.

Now my wife will have more time for cooking, cleaning, chopping wood, mowing the lawn, and those other womanly things.

 

[lovetoread]

Yo fata!

I found something for you

Virtual Reality Arachnophobia Therapy

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--bbMLT88R--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/cny8xrub6tz4h089k2wl.gif

 

[pointless]

It's one of those shows I've watched from the jump so it's got my balls and heart.

i'd fuck the pregnant chick. that's all i have to say.

 

[yossi]

That virtual reality is gonna get smashed to pieces.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Yo fata!

I found something for you

Virtual Reality Arachnophobia Therapy

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--bbMLT88R--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/cny8xrub6tz4h089k2wl.gif

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/992944/oh-crap-o.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

Yo fata!

I found something for you

Virtual Reality Arachnophobia Therapy

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--bbMLT88R--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/cny8xrub6tz4h089k2wl.gif

Because it's your birthday I won't stove your head in with a bastard tyre iron.

 

[yossi]

There are too many people without avs and now I have to start reading usernames. Or just assume they are all the same poster.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Today I bought eight orchids and a fish.

 

[yossi]

"Lee, I'm very fond of you as well."

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Today I bought eight orchids and a fish.

I'e never eaten orchids and fish. What kind of fish goes well with orchids?

One time I overlooked an orchid while searching for a rose!

 

[pensivepoet]

"Lee, I'm very fond of you as well."

*checks DL*
Fuck.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pete]

Today I bought eight orchids and a fish.

that must be some recipe

 

[Pookie]

Laurelle! If you see this I am ready to be 'Gianbattista' again any time you have a moment, no rush.

Thank you it's been fun.

You might want to send her a PM.

 

[NHKitty]

How can two small children tire me out *this* much?!?
(PS you're snoring!!!)

At least I waited until we were done babysitting to start drinking!

And there was only one real meltdown.

Success!!!

 

[pointless]

i never i'd love ice as much as i do, but whatever. as long as it keeps working on my neck i'm all good. might even marry the fucker. it would be a chaste marriage, of course. my dick has no love of frostbite.

 

[phantom4533]

Can't wait for my nephew to show his dad how he learned to climb onto the pool table.

 

[yossi]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/f106388780e7d6f2bbc849cec2263d4e/tumblr_o7j88opuoZ1u0wtm8o1_500.gif
http://67.media.tumblr.com/dcf5cdc37d53f29ae49451ca850a2214/tumblr_o7j88opuoZ1u0wtm8o2_500.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/d58fffda7384ed479449349e61acb2ad/tumblr_o7j88opuoZ1u0wtm8o3_500.gif

 

[pointless]

i'm sensing a theme.

 

[yossi]

I've kind of always had a crush on James Spader. Actually, his voice. It just goes straight to my cunt.

 

[pete]

I've kind of always had a crush on James Spader. Actually, his voice. It just goes straight to my cunt.

even in "pretty in pink" ?
he was so unlikeable in that role

 

[yossi]

I've never seen it.

 

[pointless]

i hated him in star gate for hitting on my imaginary girlfriend like that. bastard.

but then that bastard johnny depp let her take a bullet for him and i hated him instead.

 

[pointless]

Also,if you can figure out who I'm talking about I'd be fucking amazed.

Also, fuck you, phone. Stop capitalizing my words, you bastard.