The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

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it's a question of texture - those crispy bits can be kinda sharp :eek:

It's all good as long as you don't overcook it.

Being a Canuck, I gravitate to the maple bacon for masturbatory exercises.

My rashers bring all the boys to the yard.
 
My 90 year old Mum has told me with utter conviction after Ali it's gonna be Bruce Forsyth next. Either she's developed second sight or is a serial killer of celebs. Either is worrying.
 
Jennifer just texted me.


Her Dad, my ex, is proposing to his long-time girlfriend tonight. I am so happy for them and for Jennifer, this has been a long time coming.
 
how could someone get bored with cotton candy flavored vagina? it was at least better than the abortion jokes all you other weirdos wanted at the time. also, aubrey plaza is simply dreamy. really, laurel should just keep this thread open so that we can celebrate her greatness until the end of time.

or at least until she makes one too many mediocre movies and i get bored with her.
 
My spam mailbox never fails to entertain me.

Today I got this one. How the hell did I get added to a "Find a Russian Bride" site?

"How are things?? I am Nadezhda. i search a friend. I very love travelling, dancing! I live in Russia. Regards, Nadezhda!"
 
Elvira has quite a fan club. Everywhere I take her, she gets a treat. Rite Aid, the drive thru, the bank, are just some of her admirers.

Elvira is very beautiful. Her daddy was a short-haired lab, her momma was a long-haired lab. She has thick full black hair, short, like her daddy.


She is just the best dog. Jennifer and I are so blessed to have her.
 
well, i liked elvira when i was a kid, but i think it was mainly because i thought they were singing hell fire up and for some reason that amused me as a five year old.
 
Garnate! GARNATE!!!

I'm getting eyelash extensions for the first time today. Have you done them?!?
 
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