Could I carry a motorcycle across my back cross-country?

[Mike_Yates]

Carrying a motorcycle on my back, do you think I could walk across the entire continental United States from coast to coast?

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

You're supposed to ride the motorcycle, it's not supposed to ride you.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Seems reasonable.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Motorcycles weigh 500+ pounds, so I'd better get bodybuilding and get stupid strong.

 

[pete]

Carrying a motorcycle on my back, do you think I could walk across the entire continental United States from coast to coast?

why would you want to?

 

[Liar]

No problem.

http://i.imgur.com/T8IVcOy.png

 

[RawHumor]

You couldn't walk across the country without the motorcycle on your back, so, um, no.

 

[Pookie]

Motorcycles weigh 500+ pounds, so I'd better get bodybuilding and get stupid strong.

You're half-way there!

 

[jomar]

You're half-way there!

...

 

[phrodeau]

Motorcycles weigh 500+ pounds, so I'd better get bodybuilding and get stupid strong.

Practice by carrying a bicycle across the country.

 

[MNGuy]

My friends little boy carries them in his pocket.

He loves his Hot Wheels.

 

[Hard_Rom]

600cc crotch rocket is about 375lbs.

125cc scrambler 305 lbs

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Could I carry a motorcycle across my back cross-country?


Why would you want to and what country?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Motorcycles weigh 500+ pounds, so I'd better get bodybuilding and get stupid strong.

You've already achieved stupid...

 

[Hard_Rom]

You could disassemble it. And then carry the parts cross-continent relay fashion.

 

[someoneyouknow]

I'm going to be the outlier and say yes, you can, but only if the motorcycle is small enough (thinking outside the box and all that):

https://shop.triumphmotorcycles.com/merchandise/scale-models

http://www.tamiyausa.com/items/plastic-model-series-20/1-12-scale-motorcycle-series-4000

 

[Darbhinder]

Motorcycles weigh 500+ pounds, so I'd better get bodybuilding and get stupid strong.

You're half way there.

 

[Darbhinder]

Could I carry a motorcycle across my back cross-country?


Why would you want to and what country?

Creepy and stupid, nice combo.

 

[phrodeau]

You're half-way there!

OK...

You've already achieved stupid...

Yes, and?

You're half way there.

Oh, now I get it!

 

[SLS69]

Mine weighs over 500 pounds but if you'd like to try........

 

[SuprSalor]

Take the Dishwasher instead.. unless your motorcycle is Hermes from Kino's Journey, You're liable to not be so lonely..

 

[OldJourno]

Carrying a motorcycle on my back, do you think I could walk across the entire continental United States from coast to coast?

Be sure to post daily updates.

 

[Mike_Yates]

It's been done before, but never with a motorcycle carried on one's back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_have_walked_across_the_United_States