For the Big Bang Theory Fans, because sometimes I'm a goof, a sexy goof

[GingerFireFly]

This was running through my head when I was in the shower....washing myself this morning. A simple and obvious twist, it still amused me, and I thought it might others.

Soft kitty
Warm kitty
Shaved of all its fur.

Pat my kitty
Lick my kitty
Make me purr

*bow... giggle*

 

[butters]

off



..

 

[Pookie]

This was running through my head when I was in the shower....washing myself this morning. A simple and obvious twist, it still amused me, and I thought it might others.

Soft kitty
Warm kitty
Shaved of all its fur.

Pat my kitty
Lick my kitty
Make me purr

*bow... giggle*

^^^

http://global3.memecdn.com/When-Even-Sheldon-Thinks-Youre-A-Loser_o_119048.jpg

 

[GingerFireFly]

Have you seen the show? Sheldon?

I think you just critiqued that like it was a real poem. If so iIm not sure if it would be patheticallt or adorably pretentious. I do know that as a new person it was a real turn off on ever wanting to post again. Good job.

 

[butters]

Have you seen the show? Sheldon?

I think you just critiqued that like it was a real poem. If so iIm not sure if it would be patheticallt or adorably pretentious. I do know that as a new person it was a real turn off on ever wanting to post again. Good job.

i'm a huge fan of TBBT

Sheldon's probably my favourite character though i adore most of them

this board has many flavours, but if you're going to post this kind of stuff PLEASE try and spell the words correctly; they're not exactly hard, are they? it's because i'm such a fan it irked me enough to mention your typo.

 

[GauchoMan]

This was running through my head when I was in the shower....washing myself this morning. A simple and obvious twist, it still amused me, and I thought it might others.

Soft kitty
Warm kitty
Shaved of all its fur.

Pat my kitty
Lick my kitty
Make me purr

*bow... giggle*

That was a good one GingerFireFly.
I have no clue as to what you look like, but imagining Penny singing that
while in the shower .... Mmmm ;-)

 

[GingerFireFly]

i'm a huge fan of TBBT
this board has many flavours, but if you're going to post this kind of stuff PLEASE try and spell the words correctly; they're not exactly hard, are they? it's because i'm such a fan it irked me enough to mention your typo.

LOL, ah I see. I thought you were saying the cadence was off. I actually was thinking of not off, but I see where it might have been a better word choice.

 

[butters]

LOL, ah I see. I thought you were saying the cadence was off. I actually was thinking of not off, but I see where it might have been a better word choice.

okay then of it is, no typo

p.s if i were to critique your ditty, it'd be longer than one word. honest

 

[MarciNY]

To me, it's Bernadette's voice that has me pushing the "mute" button. Painful!

 

[lovecraft68]

I must be the only person on the planet who hates that show. His ^ voice alone... makes my skin crawl.

Because I used to own a comic book store, people always say "You must love that show!"

In reality people like those characters are one of several reasons I closed it.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Well, now I hate the show even more.

Thanks!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I must be the only person on the planet who hates that show. His ^ voice alone... makes my skin crawl.

You are not. I hate that fucking show. And the fact that I'm an engineer makes people say, "Oh you should like this show." Fuck. Because I'm an engineer I like shitty jokes and canned laughter? I think not.

It's just like Two and a Half Men. How people like that stuff is beyond me. To each their own. But damn, don't like such shitty shows.

 

[pink]

Geez, now I feel like the only person who loves the show.



You've defiled Soft Kitty.

 

[pointless]

Someone get me a fucking brick.

 

[Disgustipated]

It's no Royal Pains, that's for sure.

 

[pointless]

That's just mean.

 

[Sailor904]

Wow

I expect hate, angst, and vitriol in the politics forums... Would not gave expected it in a cute thread that causally mentions a naughty spin on a bit of pop culture.

The twist made me chuckle, and I appreciate the quick allusion to a woman being dirty-minded in the shower.

Hope everybody's day improves a bit. Life is too short to take it so seriously, folks.

 

[butters]

I expect hate, angst, and vitriol in the politics forums... Would not gave expected it in a cute thread that causally mentions a naughty spin on a bit of pop culture.

The twist made me chuckle, and I appreciate the quick allusion to a woman being dirty-minded in the shower.

Hope everybody's day improves a bit. Life is too short to take it so seriously, folks.

um, you seem to have misinterpreted the nature of the replies: no-one here took the amended ditty seriously, and the only 'hate' you are reading is directed against a show that, clearly, some loathe. i love the show! certain threads do better on different forums here, and this one may well have garnered fluffier resposnses over in the playground. *shrugs*

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I enjoy the show, but it's pure fiction. In real life Kaley Cuco (sp?) would never date a short brainy nerd. Also, I'm easily entertained so sitcoms like this Modern Family, Coach, Cheers, Cosby, Seifeld and so forth make me laugh.

 

[FGB]

Hello,GingerFireFly!

Believe it or not what you are receiving was at one time at least one the several classic Literotica welcomes that I have not had the pleasure of experiencing in a long time.

Keep it up.

Most of the posters that almost start a riot or lynching do well here if they stay.

Remember, things that are shiny get rocks thrown at them.

This place needs more Redheads.

What surprises me however, is that no has ask you if "Kitty" is really shaved or to show us your tits!

Slackers!

 

[FGB]

Oh.

And I like the way your perverted mind works...

 

[Kinkenglish]

This was running through my head when I was in the shower....washing myself this morning. A simple and obvious twist, it still amused me, and I thought it might others.

Soft kitty
Warm kitty
Shaved of all its fur.

Pat my kitty
Lick my kitty
Make me purr

*bow... giggle*

Gets my vote

 

[yossi]

I'm a fan of big bangs, but not the show.

 

[Saint Peter]

You are not. I hate that fucking show. And the fact that I'm an engineer makes people say, "Oh you should like this show." Fuck. Because I'm an engineer I like shitty jokes and canned laughter? I think not.

This.

 

[Sean]

Have you ever seen it without the laugh track? It's creepy as fuck.